
Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
Nov 30, 2022
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76561198006453012

Recommended124 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Post-Brexit London has never been rendered in such loving detail, the knife crime is incredibly accurate and the locals look spot on, 10 Tea and biscuits outta 10
1993 votes funny
76561198006453012

Recommended124 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Post-Brexit London has never been rendered in such loving detail, the knife crime is incredibly accurate and the locals look spot on, 10 Tea and biscuits outta 10
1993 votes funny
76561198042145430

Recommended112 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
A gang of Brits attempt to march through the infected streets of Birmingham in an attempt to get to the pub and watch the local footie.
791 votes funny
76561198021838317

Not Recommended94 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Did you know that Deep Rock Galactic was made by only five people?
645 votes funny
76561198390087152

Recommended672 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
lov' me emperor.
lov' me imperial guard.
lov' me inquisition.
'ate heretics.
'ate orks, ain't xenophobic jus don' lik'em
'ate chaos gods.
simple as.
575 votes funny
76561198050799780

Not Recommended1008 hrs played (486 hrs at review)
I used RNG to determine whether my review of this game with RNG crafting, RNG upgrading system, RNG weapon shop offers, RNG mission selection, RNG mission modifier selection and RNG mission completion reward would be negative or positive.
529 votes funny
76561198104526751

Recommended362 hrs played
I miss those rats. Its like living in New York.
But now we got humans, so its like living in Brazil.
449 votes funny
76561198209437399

Recommended929 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
The Emperor looks upon the cash shop with utter disgust
436 votes funny
76561198080386889

Recommended299 hrs played (80 hrs at review)
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home- Wait, wrong game.
372 votes funny
76561198084242623

Not Recommended68 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
OGRYN PLAY THE GAME
GET ALL THE LOOTS 'N STUFF
GIT 2 THE MAX LEVEL
????????????????
WHERE THE REST OF IT??
OGRYN TIRED OF PLAYING SAME MAPS!!!
OGRYN WANT TO PLAY MORE CAREEERS!!!!
OGRYN WANT TO LIKE THE GAME
OGRYN LIKED RAT SMACKER GAME
OGRYN GOT HIS MATES TO BUY GAME TO PLAY WITH HIM
NOW OGRYN LOOK STOOPID!!!!!
COME GET ME WHEN GAME IS GOOD
357 votes funny
76561197972791103

Not Recommended38 hrs played (37 hrs at review)
I'll finish this review once they finish making the game
342 votes funny
76561198081774643

Recommended1038 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
Luv me Emp'rah
Luv me rippa gun
Luv me lil 'uns
'Ate eretics
'Ate big stinky god
'Ate da orks
not racist, just don't like em
Simple 'as
337 votes funny
76561198889119862

Recommended92 hrs played (42 hrs at review)
Big man hit little man
Little man die
Big man good
318 votes funny
76561198050419580

Recommended192 hrs played (185 hrs at review)
A game where you can't lose. If you complete a level you defeated the enemies of the Imperium, if you lose you died in the service of the Emperor. Win-Win, heretic.
314 votes funny
76561197993401485

Recommended85 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
The Servers Broke Before the Guard Did....
10/10 I love this game.
298 votes funny
76561198432953907

Recommended15 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
im only playing this to meet a stinky warhammer girl to become my wife
294 votes funny
76561198140951691

Recommended82 hrs played (51 hrs at review)
I love playing Darktide so much. I just can't wait until it's actually playable.
...And now it's playable!
284 votes funny
76561198072366723

Recommended555 hrs played (203 hrs at review)
luv me sah
luv me nosh
luv me emperor (we are friends)
ate tiny guns
ate heretic
ate shouty (not racist just don't like em)
simple as
259 votes funny
76561197976955268

Not Recommended81 hrs played (51 hrs at review)
✗ day 1 optimisation
✗ day 1 promised features
✗ day 1 mostly bug free
🗸 day 1 full featured 100% bug free cash shop
258 votes funny
76561198045988979

Recommended363 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Pros: No elf.
Cons: No dwarf.
218 votes funny
76561197985621256

Recommended199 hrs played (53 hrs at review)
Just your average day in Birmingham.
201 votes funny
76561198004962337

Recommended106 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
luv me emperor
luv me guard
luv me axe
'ate xenos (no' a racis jus don loik em)
simple as
188 votes funny
76561197970492206

Recommended2144 hrs played (1844 hrs at review)
I didn't have to make a PSN account to play it
Edit: now that the crafting system is fixed the game is actually good now
183 votes funny
76561198226217092

Recommended620 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
Are ya purging heretics, son?
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182 votes funny
76561198279449706

Recommended173 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
LUV ME EM'PRAH
LUV ME TINIES
LUV ME CRUMPIN'
'ATE CHAOS
'ATE SPARK 'EAD (Nothin' 'gainst him, he just scares me)
'ATE 'ERETICS
SIMPLE AS
177 votes funny
76561198012817033

Not Recommended131 hrs played (106 hrs at review)
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/#jobs
For future FS games I think you are probably better off waiting for a job posting to open up as a play tester so that you can actually be paid for your time instead of paying them for the privilege of being their guinea pig.
Darktide itself is good enough 'till you hit max level. An EA tag would have been nice- I'd argue that had they just labelled it as early access they would have retained *at least* 10% of the player base instead of the 4% or so they are at now.
175 votes funny
Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
Nov 30, 2022
Nov 30, 2022
Nov 27, 2022
May 22, 2023
Nov 17, 2022
May 10, 2023
Nov 17, 2022
Dec 2, 2022
Dec 2, 2022
Feb 5, 2023
Jan 28, 2023
Dec 4, 2022
Nov 30, 2022
Dec 15, 2022
Nov 17, 2022
Jan 5, 2024
Feb 18, 2023
Oct 3, 2023
Dec 15, 2022
Nov 21, 2022
Nov 28, 2022
Nov 30, 2022
May 4, 2024
Nov 20, 2022
Nov 19, 2022
Sep 15, 2023

76561198006453012

Recommended124 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Post-Brexit London has never been rendered in such loving detail, the knife crime is incredibly accurate and the locals look spot on, 10 Tea and biscuits outta 10
1993 votes funny
76561198006453012

Recommended124 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Post-Brexit London has never been rendered in such loving detail, the knife crime is incredibly accurate and the locals look spot on, 10 Tea and biscuits outta 10
1993 votes funny
76561198042145430

Recommended112 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
A gang of Brits attempt to march through the infected streets of Birmingham in an attempt to get to the pub and watch the local footie.
791 votes funny
76561198021838317

Not Recommended94 hrs played (45 hrs at review)
Did you know that Deep Rock Galactic was made by only five people?
645 votes funny
76561198390087152

Recommended672 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
lov' me emperor.
lov' me imperial guard.
lov' me inquisition.
'ate heretics.
'ate orks, ain't xenophobic jus don' lik'em
'ate chaos gods.
simple as.
575 votes funny
76561198050799780

Not Recommended1008 hrs played (486 hrs at review)
I used RNG to determine whether my review of this game with RNG crafting, RNG upgrading system, RNG weapon shop offers, RNG mission selection, RNG mission modifier selection and RNG mission completion reward would be negative or positive.
529 votes funny
76561198104526751

Recommended362 hrs played
I miss those rats. Its like living in New York.
But now we got humans, so its like living in Brazil.
449 votes funny
76561198209437399

Recommended929 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
The Emperor looks upon the cash shop with utter disgust
436 votes funny
76561198080386889

Recommended299 hrs played (80 hrs at review)
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home- Wait, wrong game.
372 votes funny
76561198084242623

Not Recommended68 hrs played (38 hrs at review)
OGRYN PLAY THE GAME
GET ALL THE LOOTS 'N STUFF
GIT 2 THE MAX LEVEL
????????????????
WHERE THE REST OF IT??
OGRYN TIRED OF PLAYING SAME MAPS!!!
OGRYN WANT TO PLAY MORE CAREEERS!!!!
OGRYN WANT TO LIKE THE GAME
OGRYN LIKED RAT SMACKER GAME
OGRYN GOT HIS MATES TO BUY GAME TO PLAY WITH HIM
NOW OGRYN LOOK STOOPID!!!!!
COME GET ME WHEN GAME IS GOOD
357 votes funny
76561197972791103

Not Recommended38 hrs played (37 hrs at review)
I'll finish this review once they finish making the game
342 votes funny
76561198081774643

Recommended1038 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
Luv me Emp'rah
Luv me rippa gun
Luv me lil 'uns
'Ate eretics
'Ate big stinky god
'Ate da orks
not racist, just don't like em
Simple 'as
337 votes funny
76561198889119862

Recommended92 hrs played (42 hrs at review)
Big man hit little man
Little man die
Big man good
318 votes funny
76561198050419580

Recommended192 hrs played (185 hrs at review)
A game where you can't lose. If you complete a level you defeated the enemies of the Imperium, if you lose you died in the service of the Emperor. Win-Win, heretic.
314 votes funny
76561197993401485

Recommended85 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
The Servers Broke Before the Guard Did....
10/10 I love this game.
298 votes funny
76561198432953907

Recommended15 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
im only playing this to meet a stinky warhammer girl to become my wife
294 votes funny
76561198140951691

Recommended82 hrs played (51 hrs at review)
I love playing Darktide so much. I just can't wait until it's actually playable.
...And now it's playable!
284 votes funny
76561198072366723

Recommended555 hrs played (203 hrs at review)
luv me sah
luv me nosh
luv me emperor (we are friends)
ate tiny guns
ate heretic
ate shouty (not racist just don't like em)
simple as
259 votes funny
76561197976955268

Not Recommended81 hrs played (51 hrs at review)
✗ day 1 optimisation
✗ day 1 promised features
✗ day 1 mostly bug free
🗸 day 1 full featured 100% bug free cash shop
258 votes funny
76561198045988979

Recommended363 hrs played (31 hrs at review)
Pros: No elf.
Cons: No dwarf.
218 votes funny
76561197985621256

Recommended199 hrs played (53 hrs at review)
Just your average day in Birmingham.
201 votes funny
76561198004962337

Recommended106 hrs played (44 hrs at review)
luv me emperor
luv me guard
luv me axe
'ate xenos (no' a racis jus don loik em)
simple as
188 votes funny
76561197970492206

Recommended2144 hrs played (1844 hrs at review)
I didn't have to make a PSN account to play it
Edit: now that the crafting system is fixed the game is actually good now
183 votes funny
76561198226217092

Recommended620 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
Are ya purging heretics, son?
⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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182 votes funny
76561198279449706

Recommended173 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
LUV ME EM'PRAH
LUV ME TINIES
LUV ME CRUMPIN'
'ATE CHAOS
'ATE SPARK 'EAD (Nothin' 'gainst him, he just scares me)
'ATE 'ERETICS
SIMPLE AS
177 votes funny
76561198012817033

Not Recommended131 hrs played (106 hrs at review)
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/#jobs
For future FS games I think you are probably better off waiting for a job posting to open up as a play tester so that you can actually be paid for your time instead of paying them for the privilege of being their guinea pig.
Darktide itself is good enough 'till you hit max level. An EA tag would have been nice- I'd argue that had they just labelled it as early access they would have retained *at least* 10% of the player base instead of the 4% or so they are at now.
175 votes funny