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I blame Azur Lane for making me play this. Damn ship girl waifus.

wait, where are the anime girls?

Before i played World of Warships, i had a small wee-wee, no friends, no girlfriend, depression ,and absolutely no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.

yes.... ship

Before I played this game: I had a small dick, no girlfriend and little will to live. After I played it: Nothing has changed, but it's an awesome game!

Hololive

I SEE ANIME, I SEE THE UPDATE BUTTON

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No, but seriously. This game is pure garbage and nowhere does this get more apparent when you're put into games with the enemy team having 3-4 aircraft carriers, all sporting torpedo bombers or when you're thrown against 5+ enemy ships all an entire tier above yours. When that is not the case, have fun with the "detection mechanic" having people 'literally' disappear and reappear out of nowhere as little as 4-6 kms away from you without even using stuff like smoke screens that agitates the problem and making you ask questions like "Why is there a set detection range if there's stealth mechanics?" It's such a glaring disconnect from reality having 100-300+ meter long ships just meld themselves out of your direct, plain, unobstructed physical view.. "Just shoot where they should be?" I'd love to.. Except the aiming system freaks out if you are not locked onto something, causing your already inaccurate guns to flip out more.

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Worst of all however? It's pay-2-win. https://i.imgur.com/aEWaNT2.png

Before I played this i had a small tits, small ass, no boyfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

Ships and anime tiddies. What a time to be alive.

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the thing we're at war with are the microtransactions

boat

Imagine you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit. then someone breaks the door down and starts firing at you with a water gun. then a snake comes through the sewage pipes and bites you on the ass That's what it feels like to play this game sometimes.

I'm just here for the Azur Lane collab.

I still don't have a boyfriend and am severely depressed, but at least I'm above average at this game

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No anime girls included.

a big strong handsome man needs a waifu commander besides him

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12/10 now can simp real ships

This game saved my life Before i played this i had no home, no life, no clean clothes and a dangling frostbitten little thing that i call penis I were already on the brink of the suicide but one thing saved me i found a computer in the dumpster where i was looking for food i thought i could sell it and buy food but one smart bum named 'gorshock' said to me NO you can start play world of worships and get a real life! So i did i sold my liver bought myself a little apartment and plugged in pc and started playing world of worships and then all changed i found a purpose meaning of life i didn't slept nor eaten i played and i played till i found a woman after i crushed her ship it was a love at first sight we got married and now i have a home clean clothes a perfectly working penis and a wife and a lot of will to live now we play together world of worships and i never have to worry about being bum anymore thank you wargaming

POI!