
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Dec 22, 2014
Dec 22, 2014
Oct 19, 2014
Jan 17, 2015
Jun 24, 2015
Mar 21, 2015
May 24, 2015
Dec 28, 2019
Oct 19, 2014
Nov 10, 2014
Apr 4, 2021
Jun 15, 2014
Dec 16, 2014
Apr 18, 2023
Nov 21, 2014
Jul 30, 2018
Jul 19, 2021
Nov 22, 2021
Nov 27, 2018
Apr 3, 2018
Nov 4, 2019
Jul 21, 2018
Feb 18, 2015
Nov 6, 2015
Jan 22, 2024

76561198013569046

Recommended4764 hrs played (3214 hrs at review)
After playing this for a few hours I've decided that this game can be considered worth it.
249 votes funny
76561198013569046

Recommended4764 hrs played (3214 hrs at review)
After playing this for a few hours I've decided that this game can be considered worth it.
249 votes funny
76561198014936199

Recommended3433 hrs played (3422 hrs at review)
I've tried this game. Seems okay. :)
156 votes funny
76561198036789876

Recommended46 hrs played (46 hrs at review)
Got hit by a flying toilet by a kid yelling:"Get pwned,noob".
Would get toilet rekt again 69/10.
121 votes funny
76561198012225955

Recommended171 hrs played (171 hrs at review)
FUCKING TOILETS
109 votes funny
76561198069294982

Recommended0 hrs played
-Started the game
-Didn't read the controls
-Got on a Team Deathmatch server
-Immediately got hit by 3 toilets
-Died
"Ok, lets try that again"
-Read the controls
-Got back on the same server
-Headshot
-Died
"Um, Alright.."
-Practiced on my own server
-Left it
-Got ready
-Went back on same server
-Admin Yelled at me for taking last slot during "Game Night"
-Banned forever
-Got off Game
-Deleted it
7 Toilets out of 10
101 votes funny
76561198004720534

Recommended50 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
Half-Russian 2: Lagmatch
86 votes funny
76561197976117320

Recommended15750 hrs played (12243 hrs at review)
Just starting to get the hang of it
83 votes funny
76561197997491968

Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
VALVE, WE WANT HL3!
70 votes funny
76561198026592740

Recommended0 hrs played
you can get kills with a toilet.
nothing is more to be said 11/10 IGN,NEEDS MORE TOILETS!!!!!
56 votes funny
76561198411495266

Recommended0 hrs played
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53 votes funny
76561198000703954

Recommended6240 hrs played (6237 hrs at review)
Tried it, it's okay
41 votes funny
76561198067029049

Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
I killed someone with a toilet. 10/10.
40 votes funny
76561198800785419

Recommended99 hrs played (99 hrs at review)
I bludgeoned a man's skull with a toilet. In real life. But you can do that in this game too.
33 votes funny
76561197984876796

Recommended4532 hrs played (4158 hrs at review)
-Update 3 9/19/2024:
Game has a ton of fixes and quality of life features on SF servers in 2024 for competitive play highly recommend. New players from late 2023 have already sunk in 2k hours due to the addicting gameplay, well worth your time! :P
-Update 2:
Still going hard in 2019
-Update:
This game has taken too much of my life away but it was worth it lols.
This game is like a relationship, one day you hate it so much and get so angry and the next you love it so much and it's the best game ever. It has flaws like any person and it has good things about it. Dispite the bullshit, it's the best fucking game ever made
29 votes funny
76561198121248810

Recommended0 hrs played
there's like one server left and it's just got the same 5 russian guys yelling at eachother in it 24/7 i'm concerned for their health
27 votes funny
76561197985971835

Recommended11000 hrs played (10537 hrs at review)
it's ok I guess
26 votes funny
76561197988599928

Recommended159 hrs played (159 hrs at review)
Before I played this i had a big penis, two girlfriends and a lot of will to live. None of these things have changed, so I have no idea if this game is good.
25 votes funny
76561198344194886

Recommended1 hrs played
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I want to believe
25 votes funny
76561198449430174

Recommended8 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Before I played:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
24 votes funny
76561198148501724

Recommended31 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
Great childhood game. sad to see it quite empty.
22 votes funny
76561198175772410

Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
you can use a toilet to kill someone
22 votes funny
76561197989851516

Recommended68 hrs played (56 hrs at review)
Imagine Valve had a boy genius. He had excellent results, got his PHD and for a time was its favourite son. Now this guy works in a corporation, and he is barely remebered for his genius by his coleagues. Valve, tell your son you love him, give him a big hug and don't let him waste his talent - he deserves a better job!
This game is AWESOME, it's fast paced (try to play COD and then go back to HL2DM and you'll see what I'm talking about). Also the ONLY game that lets you kill your friends with a heating radiator! 10/10 See what I'm talking about: http://youtu.be/pryNr7WLZ9E22 votes funny
76561198038984843

Recommended2 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Yeah... this game is deader then The Spice Girls... but I really wish it got back on it's feet.
21 votes funny
76561198155955443

Recommended20 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
you can always start up this game find a server and just play dm while getting shittalked by the same guys who called ur mom fat 20 years ago
get a job benjamin, your geriatric wrists don't impress like back in 7th grade
20 votes funny
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Dec 22, 2014
Dec 22, 2014
Oct 19, 2014
Jan 17, 2015
Jun 24, 2015
Mar 21, 2015
May 24, 2015
Dec 28, 2019
Oct 19, 2014
Nov 10, 2014
Apr 4, 2021
Jun 15, 2014
Dec 16, 2014
Apr 18, 2023
Nov 21, 2014
Jul 30, 2018
Jul 19, 2021
Nov 22, 2021
Nov 27, 2018
Apr 3, 2018
Nov 4, 2019
Jul 21, 2018
Feb 18, 2015
Nov 6, 2015
Jan 22, 2024

76561198013569046

Recommended4764 hrs played (3214 hrs at review)
After playing this for a few hours I've decided that this game can be considered worth it.
249 votes funny
76561198013569046

Recommended4764 hrs played (3214 hrs at review)
After playing this for a few hours I've decided that this game can be considered worth it.
249 votes funny
76561198014936199

Recommended3433 hrs played (3422 hrs at review)
I've tried this game. Seems okay. :)
156 votes funny
76561198036789876

Recommended46 hrs played (46 hrs at review)
Got hit by a flying toilet by a kid yelling:"Get pwned,noob".
Would get toilet rekt again 69/10.
121 votes funny
76561198012225955

Recommended171 hrs played (171 hrs at review)
FUCKING TOILETS
109 votes funny
76561198069294982

Recommended0 hrs played
-Started the game
-Didn't read the controls
-Got on a Team Deathmatch server
-Immediately got hit by 3 toilets
-Died
"Ok, lets try that again"
-Read the controls
-Got back on the same server
-Headshot
-Died
"Um, Alright.."
-Practiced on my own server
-Left it
-Got ready
-Went back on same server
-Admin Yelled at me for taking last slot during "Game Night"
-Banned forever
-Got off Game
-Deleted it
7 Toilets out of 10
101 votes funny
76561198004720534

Recommended50 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
Half-Russian 2: Lagmatch
86 votes funny
76561197976117320

Recommended15750 hrs played (12243 hrs at review)
Just starting to get the hang of it
83 votes funny
76561197997491968

Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
VALVE, WE WANT HL3!
70 votes funny
76561198026592740

Recommended0 hrs played
you can get kills with a toilet.
nothing is more to be said 11/10 IGN,NEEDS MORE TOILETS!!!!!
56 votes funny
76561198411495266

Recommended0 hrs played
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53 votes funny
76561198000703954

Recommended6240 hrs played (6237 hrs at review)
Tried it, it's okay
41 votes funny
76561198067029049

Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
I killed someone with a toilet. 10/10.
40 votes funny
76561198800785419

Recommended99 hrs played (99 hrs at review)
I bludgeoned a man's skull with a toilet. In real life. But you can do that in this game too.
33 votes funny
76561197984876796

Recommended4532 hrs played (4158 hrs at review)
-Update 3 9/19/2024:
Game has a ton of fixes and quality of life features on SF servers in 2024 for competitive play highly recommend. New players from late 2023 have already sunk in 2k hours due to the addicting gameplay, well worth your time! :P
-Update 2:
Still going hard in 2019
-Update:
This game has taken too much of my life away but it was worth it lols.
This game is like a relationship, one day you hate it so much and get so angry and the next you love it so much and it's the best game ever. It has flaws like any person and it has good things about it. Dispite the bullshit, it's the best fucking game ever made
29 votes funny
76561198121248810

Recommended0 hrs played
there's like one server left and it's just got the same 5 russian guys yelling at eachother in it 24/7 i'm concerned for their health
27 votes funny
76561197985971835

Recommended11000 hrs played (10537 hrs at review)
it's ok I guess
26 votes funny
76561197988599928

Recommended159 hrs played (159 hrs at review)
Before I played this i had a big penis, two girlfriends and a lot of will to live. None of these things have changed, so I have no idea if this game is good.
25 votes funny
76561198344194886

Recommended1 hrs played
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I want to believe
25 votes funny
76561198449430174

Recommended8 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Before I played:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
24 votes funny
76561198148501724

Recommended31 hrs played (18 hrs at review)
Great childhood game. sad to see it quite empty.
22 votes funny
76561198175772410

Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
you can use a toilet to kill someone
22 votes funny
76561197989851516

Recommended68 hrs played (56 hrs at review)
Imagine Valve had a boy genius. He had excellent results, got his PHD and for a time was its favourite son. Now this guy works in a corporation, and he is barely remebered for his genius by his coleagues. Valve, tell your son you love him, give him a big hug and don't let him waste his talent - he deserves a better job!
This game is AWESOME, it's fast paced (try to play COD and then go back to HL2DM and you'll see what I'm talking about). Also the ONLY game that lets you kill your friends with a heating radiator! 10/10 See what I'm talking about: http://youtu.be/pryNr7WLZ9E22 votes funny
76561198038984843

Recommended2 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Yeah... this game is deader then The Spice Girls... but I really wish it got back on it's feet.
21 votes funny
76561198155955443

Recommended20 hrs played (20 hrs at review)
you can always start up this game find a server and just play dm while getting shittalked by the same guys who called ur mom fat 20 years ago
get a job benjamin, your geriatric wrists don't impress like back in 7th grade
20 votes funny