If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank.
If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried.
- logged into Payday 2
- joined lobby full of strangers
- put on Trump mask
- typed in chat box "This heist is gonna be YUUUGE"
- immediately kicked from lobby
10/10 would Make Online Gaming Great Again
Destroy a statue in front of guards and civis in The Diamond Heist?
-"I don't care, let me keep on cleaning this statue..."
Leave the lab door open in Big Oil day 2?
-"Two-Six here reporting in... An open lab door has been spotted. Can we have full SWAT support with Skulldozers? Thank you."
10/10
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a good game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank and do some heist.
If you get arrested , at least you tried.
Uh
Not too sure what to write here so heres a recipe for Pancakes instead
Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1 1/4 cups milk, at room temperature
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more as needed
Now to make it
1. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, and nutmeg.
2. In another bowl, beat the eggs and then whisk in the milk and vanilla.
3. Melt the butter in a large cast iron skillet or griddle over medium heat.
4. Whisk the butter into the milk mixture. Add the wet ingredients to the flour mixture, and whisk until a thick batter is just formed
5. Keeping the skillet at medium heat, ladle about 1/4 cup of the batter onto the skillet, to make a pancake. Make 1 or 2 more pancakes, taking care to keep them evenly spaced apart. Cook, until bubbles break the surface of the pancakes, and the undersides are golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip with a spatula and cook about 1 minute more on the second side. Serve immediately or transfer to a platter and cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with the remaining batter, adding more butter to the skillet as needed.
6. Procedure for adding fruit to pancakes: Once the bubbles break the surface of the pancakes, scatter the surface with sliced or diced fruit, or chocolate chips, nuts, etc. Flip with a spatula and cook for 1 minute more, being careful not to burn toppings.
Ah, the world of Payday 2...
A world where armour plating can magically regenerate by laying your ass down behind cover for 3 seconds
A world where yelling at your team mates give them the willpower to dust off their life threatening wounds
A world where security guards don't get suspicious of that pump action Raven shotgun you got on your back
A world where civilains are the holy grails of heists while police officers are worth a pinch of salt
A world where you get to watch a foul mouthed Englishman 'hack' by looking at a loading screen
A world where the police puts dangerous criminals in custody and releases them 3 minutes later
A world where world class heisters can't afford drills that aren't made in China
A world where guns and masks are worth more than cars and houses
A world where advanced DNA matching takes only minutes and not months
A world where you can have 5 Sam Fishers kicking your face in
A world where you get to be Heisenberg
Thermal drill is love, thermal drill is life
420/10 Game of the Century
Edit 1: Overkill is the true heister, because they're robbing players of all their money...
UPDATE: That time of year again (and again and again), when Overkill goes over their promises. They heroically survived a year this time without milking the game (well, until they bankrupt) and here we are again having to pay for half-assed, copy-pasta content (#savethecompany), that no one asked for. GG.
Downloadable content fest
...cause that's what this game keeps getting, instead of actual fixes.
Update: It's that time of the year again, when Overkill does something stupid, after publicly stating to never do again, which is releasing a paid DLC when the Ultimate Edition was supposed to be final. No worries, this DLC is special and it's treated as an exception, truly this is the last one, until the next exception comes up.
You have to love the dedication with which this company misleads it's customers.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537645973
>joins game
>lvl 56 hosts Hox breakout
>asks why i have Suit
>says "Dodge Build, i have high DPS and Inspire)
>"idiot there is no dodge get armor now faggot"
>takes armor
>switches to Suit when all Ready
>"YOU BITCH THIS IS NOT STEALTH IF U DIE I KICK U"
>5 mins later all are downed an i save them and get Downed myself
>U ARE NOT PRO I WILL KICK YOU
>*Kicks his Friend*
>"Wtf hacker u stay in game fgt"
>Host has left the Game
Buy Payday 2
Start downloading
Rob a bank
The thermal drill, go get it
Drill the vault open while fighting hundreds if not thousands of SWAT units
Drill jams
Fix drill
Open the vault
Take the money and gold
Leave
Go home
Start up Payday 2
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank.
If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried.
- logged into Payday 2
- joined lobby full of strangers
- put on Trump mask
- typed in chat box "This heist is gonna be YUUUGE"
- immediately kicked from lobby
10/10 would Make Online Gaming Great Again
Destroy a statue in front of guards and civis in The Diamond Heist?
-"I don't care, let me keep on cleaning this statue..."
Leave the lab door open in Big Oil day 2?
-"Two-Six here reporting in... An open lab door has been spotted. Can we have full SWAT support with Skulldozers? Thank you."
10/10
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a good game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank and do some heist.
If you get arrested , at least you tried.
Uh
Not too sure what to write here so heres a recipe for Pancakes instead
Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1 1/4 cups milk, at room temperature
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more as needed
Now to make it
1. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, and nutmeg.
2. In another bowl, beat the eggs and then whisk in the milk and vanilla.
3. Melt the butter in a large cast iron skillet or griddle over medium heat.
4. Whisk the butter into the milk mixture. Add the wet ingredients to the flour mixture, and whisk until a thick batter is just formed
5. Keeping the skillet at medium heat, ladle about 1/4 cup of the batter onto the skillet, to make a pancake. Make 1 or 2 more pancakes, taking care to keep them evenly spaced apart. Cook, until bubbles break the surface of the pancakes, and the undersides are golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip with a spatula and cook about 1 minute more on the second side. Serve immediately or transfer to a platter and cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with the remaining batter, adding more butter to the skillet as needed.
6. Procedure for adding fruit to pancakes: Once the bubbles break the surface of the pancakes, scatter the surface with sliced or diced fruit, or chocolate chips, nuts, etc. Flip with a spatula and cook for 1 minute more, being careful not to burn toppings.
Ah, the world of Payday 2...
A world where armour plating can magically regenerate by laying your ass down behind cover for 3 seconds
A world where yelling at your team mates give them the willpower to dust off their life threatening wounds
A world where security guards don't get suspicious of that pump action Raven shotgun you got on your back
A world where civilains are the holy grails of heists while police officers are worth a pinch of salt
A world where you get to watch a foul mouthed Englishman 'hack' by looking at a loading screen
A world where the police puts dangerous criminals in custody and releases them 3 minutes later
A world where world class heisters can't afford drills that aren't made in China
A world where guns and masks are worth more than cars and houses
A world where advanced DNA matching takes only minutes and not months
A world where you can have 5 Sam Fishers kicking your face in
A world where you get to be Heisenberg
Thermal drill is love, thermal drill is life
420/10 Game of the Century
Edit 1: Overkill is the true heister, because they're robbing players of all their money...
UPDATE: That time of year again (and again and again), when Overkill goes over their promises. They heroically survived a year this time without milking the game (well, until they bankrupt) and here we are again having to pay for half-assed, copy-pasta content (#savethecompany), that no one asked for. GG.
Downloadable content fest
...cause that's what this game keeps getting, instead of actual fixes.
Update: It's that time of the year again, when Overkill does something stupid, after publicly stating to never do again, which is releasing a paid DLC when the Ultimate Edition was supposed to be final. No worries, this DLC is special and it's treated as an exception, truly this is the last one, until the next exception comes up.
You have to love the dedication with which this company misleads it's customers.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537645973
>joins game
>lvl 56 hosts Hox breakout
>asks why i have Suit
>says "Dodge Build, i have high DPS and Inspire)
>"idiot there is no dodge get armor now faggot"
>takes armor
>switches to Suit when all Ready
>"YOU BITCH THIS IS NOT STEALTH IF U DIE I KICK U"
>5 mins later all are downed an i save them and get Downed myself
>U ARE NOT PRO I WILL KICK YOU
>*Kicks his Friend*
>"Wtf hacker u stay in game fgt"
>Host has left the Game
Buy Payday 2
Start downloading
Rob a bank
The thermal drill, go get it
Drill the vault open while fighting hundreds if not thousands of SWAT units
Drill jams
Fix drill
Open the vault
Take the money and gold
Leave
Go home
Start up Payday 2
