
Arma 3
Jun 19, 2015
Jun 19, 2015
Jun 13, 2015
May 31, 2016
Sep 14, 2015
Nov 16, 2014
Oct 18, 2014
Sep 30, 2015
Oct 31, 2014
Feb 25, 2022
Feb 28, 2015
Jun 22, 2015
Nov 4, 2014
Jun 14, 2016
Jun 20, 2016
Jun 7, 2016
Jan 12, 2015
Apr 8, 2015
May 4, 2015
Dec 26, 2014
Nov 2, 2019
Mar 8, 2015
Dec 6, 2021
Feb 25, 2022
Jan 9, 2015
Mar 15, 2019

76561198024756265

Recommended5999 hrs played (4032 hrs at review)
For all the haters out there; Arma 3 does not have glitches or bugs, they are called features and we love them.
OCCURRENCE | Glitch | Bug | Feature |
---|---|---|---|
Killed by a wall | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Falling through stairs | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Pistolsniped by AI | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Swimming through the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Helicopter explodes when tilts | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Rocks launch you into the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Advanced flight model for helicopters | ✕ | ✔ | ✕ |
5052 votes funny
76561198024756265

Recommended5999 hrs played (4032 hrs at review)
For all the haters out there; Arma 3 does not have glitches or bugs, they are called features and we love them.
OCCURRENCE | Glitch | Bug | Feature |
---|---|---|---|
Killed by a wall | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Falling through stairs | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Pistolsniped by AI | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Swimming through the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Helicopter explodes when tilts | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Rocks launch you into the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Advanced flight model for helicopters | ✕ | ✔ | ✕ |
5052 votes funny
76561198049791361

Recommended1686 hrs played (247 hrs at review)
Arma 3 is like anal,
Hard and painful, but you'll get used to it.
4549 votes funny
76561198116044271

Recommended1911 hrs played (472 hrs at review)
Joined Exile sever.
Found a 8 year old kid.
Kid says "Im looking for a good teammate that is not a 3 year old"
I call him a hypocrite.
He asked what a hypocrite was.
I told him to google it.
I left the server
Came back next day.
Says "banned for being rude to an admin"
10/10 -Would be rude again.
4174 votes funny
76561198011782389

Recommended2790 hrs played (1404 hrs at review)
Didn´t play a lot but seems fun.
4036 votes funny
76561198028832283

Recommended135 hrs played (57 hrs at review)
Children play Call of Duty
Boys play Battlefield
Men play ARMA
3440 votes funny
76561198058863036

Recommended150 hrs played (25 hrs at review)
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank.
If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried.
3384 votes funny
76561198071438068

Recommended2419 hrs played (1058 hrs at review)
DO NOT GET THIS GAME-
It only caused me to lose all of my free time, drop 3K$ on a machine that can run it on ultra (Worth every penny, the game is so dang beautiful), make my grades drop, and to lose my social life.
-Worth?
Yes.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Note: I did not expect for this review to get so many views and comments. That being said, i want to clairify something. People comenting about te price of my setup are both right and wrong. I have a dual 1440p setup. One monitor for arma and one for misc things. Arma is very cpu intensive, so I am running an i7 5820k @4.5Gz w/ water cooling, as well as a 980Ti and multiple SSDs in RAID 0. the 32 gigs of DDR4 overkill, but i got it on sale, so why not. This is to acheive a minimum of 60fps Ultra (1440p) at all times, even in multiplayer. This game is beutiful, realistic, and has endless possibilities to explore, so why dont you give it a shot!
3246 votes funny
76561198030630841

Recommended861 hrs played (688 hrs at review)
My first game on A3 brought me the most horrific experience I've ever had in any game, ever.
We're on our way to the objective, a small dump east of a town occupied by enemy forces. I'm leading a team of 4 men. We come to a crossroad and I sprint across, telling my men to hold back. I cross a few more times, trying to get a response from any snipers. Nothing.
I run, my Autorifleman runs, my Medic runs. But I kept my Marksman on the other side to make sure we'd make it across.
Anybody seen Full Metal Jacket all the way through? Remember the sniper scene?
The marksman takes a round in the leg as we're running and goes down. He then takes two more in the chest. The kid who was playing had some mad acting skills, he played it up to 11 here.
He screams as he's being shot. Crawling, drenched in his own blood.
"SARGE? YOU AIN'T LEAVING ME OUT HERE LIKE THIS, RIGHT? I-I WANNA GO WITH YOU GUYS! C'MON SARGE, H-HELP ME! C'MON! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"
he died after that.
I cried
and he respawned.
11/10, would recommend getting.
3075 votes funny
76561197999482867

Recommended74 hrs played (74 hrs at review)
So real people people on Facebook couldn't tell it was a game.
2859 votes funny
76561198070249881

Recommended1106 hrs played (461 hrs at review)
This game is the reason my girlfriend of four years and I broke up, and I don't regret a thing.
EDIT: Fixed the sentence structure since it's been six years and you creatures are still commenting on it.
2588 votes funny
76561198072167548

Recommended276 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
I played Altis Life and a cop arrested me because I said I was black. 10/10 so realistic.
2493 votes funny
76561198073641461

Recommended3664 hrs played (1726 hrs at review)
Its okay.
1845 votes funny
76561198057487526

Recommended2204 hrs played (916 hrs at review)
I play Arma because it's realistic. http://i.imgur.com/UJGbDoc.gifv
1683 votes funny
76561198043125971

Recommended1048 hrs played (397 hrs at review)
low settings: 14 fps
ultra settings: 15 fps
1617 votes funny
76561198043428778

Recommended810 hrs played (331 hrs at review)
This game made me realize that 15fps is playable.
1455 votes funny
76561198064868476

Recommended806 hrs played (65 hrs at review)
This is quite possibly the most emotional shooter I've ever played, and it's not because of the campaign.
Crowd around, children, it's story time.
One day, not so long ago, my squad had just destroyed an anti-air battery. Our pilot landed, and the rest of the squad boarded one by one. I was about to get in when the rockets started flying.
The chopper lifted off, with my pilot saying that he would return in a few minutes. Unwilling to die before then, I rushed to the nearest cover, a small house by a narrow road. I entered to find a ten year-old player who had also been left behind. He explained that he was a sniper and invited me to join his "clan".
I politely declined, explaining that my own squad was inbound. As I finished, a Ghost Hawk flew over the horizon. My squad had arrived.
This noble child soldier and I were sprinting to the helicopter when the bullets started hitting. The sniper screamed as a 6.5 mm cartridge entered his leg. His shrieks for help were cut short by one final burst of carbine fire as I climbed in the transport.
My new friend was dead.
10/10, would experience survivor guilt again.
1412 votes funny
76561198051754540

Recommended593 hrs played (369 hrs at review)
Children play Call of Duty
Boys play Battlefield
Men play ARMA
Nice game with nice mods!
1258 votes funny
76561198071278416

Recommended4004 hrs played (1436 hrs at review)
I wish I had more time to play this game...
1203 votes funny
76561198064547525

Recommended940 hrs played (96 hrs at review)
It has turtles.
wow/10
1155 votes funny
76561198037729963

Not Recommended6188 hrs played (2760 hrs at review)
This isn't a review. It's a cry for help. This game has consumed my life.
10/10 would recommend.
I'm now at 6200 hours Please god. Send help.
1109 votes funny
76561198074009194

Recommended223 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
I don't even have this game, why is it allowing me to write a review?
EDIT: And as of 5/8/15, I now own the game.
1086 votes funny
76561198274449518

Recommended3310 hrs played (2461 hrs at review)
2400 hours spent playing arma when I could have gotten a girlfriend instead, oh well, great game though. 10/10
893 votes funny
76561198028908607

Recommended170 hrs played (161 hrs at review)
So realistic that people get bamboozled with ARMA III clips uploaded as real war footage.
887 votes funny
76561198057732473

Recommended102 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
Me and a friend ran up to a house because we seen a chemlight and was curious. A guy screamed "Allahu Akbar" really loud, we got scared we ran. 10/10
812 votes funny
76561197968879311

Recommended16020 hrs played (9678 hrs at review)
Played a couple of hours... It was alright, I guess.
802 votes funny
Arma 3
Jun 19, 2015
Jun 19, 2015
Jun 13, 2015
May 31, 2016
Sep 14, 2015
Nov 16, 2014
Oct 18, 2014
Sep 30, 2015
Oct 31, 2014
Feb 25, 2022
Feb 28, 2015
Jun 22, 2015
Nov 4, 2014
Jun 14, 2016
Jun 20, 2016
Jun 7, 2016
Jan 12, 2015
Apr 8, 2015
May 4, 2015
Dec 26, 2014
Nov 2, 2019
Mar 8, 2015
Dec 6, 2021
Feb 25, 2022
Jan 9, 2015
Mar 15, 2019

76561198024756265

Recommended5999 hrs played (4032 hrs at review)
For all the haters out there; Arma 3 does not have glitches or bugs, they are called features and we love them.
OCCURRENCE | Glitch | Bug | Feature |
---|---|---|---|
Killed by a wall | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Falling through stairs | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Pistolsniped by AI | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Swimming through the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Helicopter explodes when tilts | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Rocks launch you into the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Advanced flight model for helicopters | ✕ | ✔ | ✕ |
5052 votes funny
76561198024756265

Recommended5999 hrs played (4032 hrs at review)
For all the haters out there; Arma 3 does not have glitches or bugs, they are called features and we love them.
OCCURRENCE | Glitch | Bug | Feature |
---|---|---|---|
Killed by a wall | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Falling through stairs | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Pistolsniped by AI | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Swimming through the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Helicopter explodes when tilts | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Rocks launch you into the air | ✕ | ✕ | ✔ |
Advanced flight model for helicopters | ✕ | ✔ | ✕ |
5052 votes funny
76561198049791361

Recommended1686 hrs played (247 hrs at review)
Arma 3 is like anal,
Hard and painful, but you'll get used to it.
4549 votes funny
76561198116044271

Recommended1911 hrs played (472 hrs at review)
Joined Exile sever.
Found a 8 year old kid.
Kid says "Im looking for a good teammate that is not a 3 year old"
I call him a hypocrite.
He asked what a hypocrite was.
I told him to google it.
I left the server
Came back next day.
Says "banned for being rude to an admin"
10/10 -Would be rude again.
4174 votes funny
76561198011782389

Recommended2790 hrs played (1404 hrs at review)
Didn´t play a lot but seems fun.
4036 votes funny
76561198028832283

Recommended135 hrs played (57 hrs at review)
Children play Call of Duty
Boys play Battlefield
Men play ARMA
3440 votes funny
76561198058863036

Recommended150 hrs played (25 hrs at review)
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank.
If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried.
3384 votes funny
76561198071438068

Recommended2419 hrs played (1058 hrs at review)
DO NOT GET THIS GAME-
It only caused me to lose all of my free time, drop 3K$ on a machine that can run it on ultra (Worth every penny, the game is so dang beautiful), make my grades drop, and to lose my social life.
-Worth?
Yes.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Note: I did not expect for this review to get so many views and comments. That being said, i want to clairify something. People comenting about te price of my setup are both right and wrong. I have a dual 1440p setup. One monitor for arma and one for misc things. Arma is very cpu intensive, so I am running an i7 5820k @4.5Gz w/ water cooling, as well as a 980Ti and multiple SSDs in RAID 0. the 32 gigs of DDR4 overkill, but i got it on sale, so why not. This is to acheive a minimum of 60fps Ultra (1440p) at all times, even in multiplayer. This game is beutiful, realistic, and has endless possibilities to explore, so why dont you give it a shot!
3246 votes funny
76561198030630841

Recommended861 hrs played (688 hrs at review)
My first game on A3 brought me the most horrific experience I've ever had in any game, ever.
We're on our way to the objective, a small dump east of a town occupied by enemy forces. I'm leading a team of 4 men. We come to a crossroad and I sprint across, telling my men to hold back. I cross a few more times, trying to get a response from any snipers. Nothing.
I run, my Autorifleman runs, my Medic runs. But I kept my Marksman on the other side to make sure we'd make it across.
Anybody seen Full Metal Jacket all the way through? Remember the sniper scene?
The marksman takes a round in the leg as we're running and goes down. He then takes two more in the chest. The kid who was playing had some mad acting skills, he played it up to 11 here.
He screams as he's being shot. Crawling, drenched in his own blood.
"SARGE? YOU AIN'T LEAVING ME OUT HERE LIKE THIS, RIGHT? I-I WANNA GO WITH YOU GUYS! C'MON SARGE, H-HELP ME! C'MON! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"
he died after that.
I cried
and he respawned.
11/10, would recommend getting.
3075 votes funny
76561197999482867

Recommended74 hrs played (74 hrs at review)
So real people people on Facebook couldn't tell it was a game.
2859 votes funny
76561198070249881

Recommended1106 hrs played (461 hrs at review)
This game is the reason my girlfriend of four years and I broke up, and I don't regret a thing.
EDIT: Fixed the sentence structure since it's been six years and you creatures are still commenting on it.
2588 votes funny
76561198072167548

Recommended276 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
I played Altis Life and a cop arrested me because I said I was black. 10/10 so realistic.
2493 votes funny
76561198073641461

Recommended3664 hrs played (1726 hrs at review)
Its okay.
1845 votes funny
76561198057487526

Recommended2204 hrs played (916 hrs at review)
I play Arma because it's realistic. http://i.imgur.com/UJGbDoc.gifv
1683 votes funny
76561198043125971

Recommended1048 hrs played (397 hrs at review)
low settings: 14 fps
ultra settings: 15 fps
1617 votes funny
76561198043428778

Recommended810 hrs played (331 hrs at review)
This game made me realize that 15fps is playable.
1455 votes funny
76561198064868476

Recommended806 hrs played (65 hrs at review)
This is quite possibly the most emotional shooter I've ever played, and it's not because of the campaign.
Crowd around, children, it's story time.
One day, not so long ago, my squad had just destroyed an anti-air battery. Our pilot landed, and the rest of the squad boarded one by one. I was about to get in when the rockets started flying.
The chopper lifted off, with my pilot saying that he would return in a few minutes. Unwilling to die before then, I rushed to the nearest cover, a small house by a narrow road. I entered to find a ten year-old player who had also been left behind. He explained that he was a sniper and invited me to join his "clan".
I politely declined, explaining that my own squad was inbound. As I finished, a Ghost Hawk flew over the horizon. My squad had arrived.
This noble child soldier and I were sprinting to the helicopter when the bullets started hitting. The sniper screamed as a 6.5 mm cartridge entered his leg. His shrieks for help were cut short by one final burst of carbine fire as I climbed in the transport.
My new friend was dead.
10/10, would experience survivor guilt again.
1412 votes funny
76561198051754540

Recommended593 hrs played (369 hrs at review)
Children play Call of Duty
Boys play Battlefield
Men play ARMA
Nice game with nice mods!
1258 votes funny
76561198071278416

Recommended4004 hrs played (1436 hrs at review)
I wish I had more time to play this game...
1203 votes funny
76561198064547525

Recommended940 hrs played (96 hrs at review)
It has turtles.
wow/10
1155 votes funny
76561198037729963

Not Recommended6188 hrs played (2760 hrs at review)
This isn't a review. It's a cry for help. This game has consumed my life.
10/10 would recommend.
I'm now at 6200 hours Please god. Send help.
1109 votes funny
76561198074009194

Recommended223 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
I don't even have this game, why is it allowing me to write a review?
EDIT: And as of 5/8/15, I now own the game.
1086 votes funny
76561198274449518

Recommended3310 hrs played (2461 hrs at review)
2400 hours spent playing arma when I could have gotten a girlfriend instead, oh well, great game though. 10/10
893 votes funny
76561198028908607

Recommended170 hrs played (161 hrs at review)
So realistic that people get bamboozled with ARMA III clips uploaded as real war footage.
887 votes funny
76561198057732473

Recommended102 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
Me and a friend ran up to a house because we seen a chemlight and was curious. A guy screamed "Allahu Akbar" really loud, we got scared we ran. 10/10
812 votes funny
76561197968879311

Recommended16020 hrs played (9678 hrs at review)
Played a couple of hours... It was alright, I guess.
802 votes funny