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Arma 3Arma 3

For all the haters out there; Arma 3 does not have glitches or bugs, they are called features and we love them.

OCCURRENCE Glitch Bug Feature
Killed by a wall
Falling through stairs
Pistolsniped by AI
Swimming through the air
Helicopter explodes when tilts
Rocks launch you into the air
Advanced flight model for helicopters
5052 votes funny

For all the haters out there; Arma 3 does not have glitches or bugs, they are called features and we love them.

OCCURRENCE Glitch Bug Feature
Killed by a wall
Falling through stairs
Pistolsniped by AI
Swimming through the air
Helicopter explodes when tilts
Rocks launch you into the air
Advanced flight model for helicopters
5052 votes funny
Arma 3 is like anal, Hard and painful, but you'll get used to it.
4549 votes funny
Joined Exile sever. Found a 8 year old kid. Kid says "Im looking for a good teammate that is not a 3 year old" I call him a hypocrite. He asked what a hypocrite was. I told him to google it. I left the server Came back next day. Says "banned for being rude to an admin" 10/10 -Would be rude again.
4174 votes funny
Didn´t play a lot but seems fun.
4036 votes funny
Children play Call of Duty Boys play Battlefield Men play ARMA
3440 votes funny
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them. If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone. If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it. If you don't have the money for it, get a job. If you don't have a job, rob the bank. If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried.
3384 votes funny
DO NOT GET THIS GAME- It only caused me to lose all of my free time, drop 3K$ on a machine that can run it on ultra (Worth every penny, the game is so dang beautiful), make my grades drop, and to lose my social life. -Worth? Yes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Note: I did not expect for this review to get so many views and comments. That being said, i want to clairify something. People comenting about te price of my setup are both right and wrong. I have a dual 1440p setup. One monitor for arma and one for misc things. Arma is very cpu intensive, so I am running an i7 5820k @4.5Gz w/ water cooling, as well as a 980Ti and multiple SSDs in RAID 0. the 32 gigs of DDR4 overkill, but i got it on sale, so why not. This is to acheive a minimum of 60fps Ultra (1440p) at all times, even in multiplayer. This game is beutiful, realistic, and has endless possibilities to explore, so why dont you give it a shot!
3246 votes funny
My first game on A3 brought me the most horrific experience I've ever had in any game, ever. We're on our way to the objective, a small dump east of a town occupied by enemy forces. I'm leading a team of 4 men. We come to a crossroad and I sprint across, telling my men to hold back. I cross a few more times, trying to get a response from any snipers. Nothing. I run, my Autorifleman runs, my Medic runs. But I kept my Marksman on the other side to make sure we'd make it across. Anybody seen Full Metal Jacket all the way through? Remember the sniper scene? The marksman takes a round in the leg as we're running and goes down. He then takes two more in the chest. The kid who was playing had some mad acting skills, he played it up to 11 here. He screams as he's being shot. Crawling, drenched in his own blood. "SARGE? YOU AIN'T LEAVING ME OUT HERE LIKE THIS, RIGHT? I-I WANNA GO WITH YOU GUYS! C'MON SARGE, H-HELP ME! C'MON! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!" he died after that. I cried and he respawned. 11/10, would recommend getting.
3075 votes funny
So real people people on Facebook couldn't tell it was a game.
2859 votes funny
This game is the reason my girlfriend of four years and I broke up, and I don't regret a thing. EDIT: Fixed the sentence structure since it's been six years and you creatures are still commenting on it.
2588 votes funny
I played Altis Life and a cop arrested me because I said I was black. 10/10 so realistic.
2493 votes funny
Its okay.
1845 votes funny
I play Arma because it's realistic. http://i.imgur.com/UJGbDoc.gifv
1683 votes funny
low settings: 14 fps ultra settings: 15 fps
1617 votes funny
This game made me realize that 15fps is playable.
1455 votes funny
This is quite possibly the most emotional shooter I've ever played, and it's not because of the campaign. Crowd around, children, it's story time. One day, not so long ago, my squad had just destroyed an anti-air battery. Our pilot landed, and the rest of the squad boarded one by one. I was about to get in when the rockets started flying. The chopper lifted off, with my pilot saying that he would return in a few minutes. Unwilling to die before then, I rushed to the nearest cover, a small house by a narrow road. I entered to find a ten year-old player who had also been left behind. He explained that he was a sniper and invited me to join his "clan". I politely declined, explaining that my own squad was inbound. As I finished, a Ghost Hawk flew over the horizon. My squad had arrived. This noble child soldier and I were sprinting to the helicopter when the bullets started hitting. The sniper screamed as a 6.5 mm cartridge entered his leg. His shrieks for help were cut short by one final burst of carbine fire as I climbed in the transport. My new friend was dead. 10/10, would experience survivor guilt again.
1412 votes funny
Children play Call of Duty Boys play Battlefield Men play ARMA Nice game with nice mods!
1258 votes funny
I wish I had more time to play this game...
1203 votes funny
It has turtles. wow/10
1155 votes funny
This isn't a review. It's a cry for help. This game has consumed my life. 10/10 would recommend. I'm now at 6200 hours Please god. Send help.
1109 votes funny
I don't even have this game, why is it allowing me to write a review? EDIT: And as of 5/8/15, I now own the game.
1086 votes funny
2400 hours spent playing arma when I could have gotten a girlfriend instead, oh well, great game though. 10/10
893 votes funny
So realistic that people get bamboozled with ARMA III clips uploaded as real war footage.
887 votes funny
Me and a friend ran up to a house because we seen a chemlight and was curious. A guy screamed "Allahu Akbar" really loud, we got scared we ran. 10/10
812 votes funny
Played a couple of hours... It was alright, I guess.
802 votes funny

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