Hello Tenno, name's Gracedmarcus. Let me sum up most of this game for you. -Start the game! -Create an account! -Sign in! -You're in a Pod! -You awaken! -Woman with a Purple-Blue insect hat tells you to run! -You delay and do cool spins! -You backflip off walls! -You think this game is fun! -Finish the first mission! -Craft your first weapon! -Waste your beginners platinum on a Syandana! -Wish you got the other Syandana! -Make friends! -Play more matches! -Grind heaps! -Reach level 8! -Try making the Dragon Nikana but make the Tonkor instead! -Tonkor is awesome! -Turn the Tonkor into a machine gun! -Run out of ammo! -Die! -Use all your Revives! -Die! -Incubate a Kubrow! -Name it Scruffy! -It dies after a few weeks! -Have a tantrum! -Make another Kubrow! -Realise there's a health bar! -Put Kubrow in Stasis! -Quit Warframe! -Rejoin it three weeks later! -More grinding! -Get your first Prime Warframe! -Get your first Prime weapon! -Get a rare event mod for cheap! -Accidently sell the mod! -Tantrum! -Play a Tier IV Void mission! -Encounter Vor! -You Solo'ed! -Die! -Revive! -Die! -Use last revive! -Kubrow is stuck in the wall! -Run for your life! -Accidently find a secret spot to get you out of the map! -Ramp up the Graphics to the maximum! -Burn your Graphics card and CPU! -Buy a new Computer! -Try again! -Success! -Never leave Warframe again! The End. Or is it? -DE adds a new enemy, the Lich! -SO MUCH GRIND AND RNG. -DE adds rail jacks! -EVEN MORE GRIND. -Oh wow, for once I actually need Rubedo now

What time do I wake up to play Warframe? TENNO clock. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's like a real life girlfriend. Only far less expensive and easier to grind.

I DEMAND A FOUR PLAYER CO-OP SHOOTER AND HAVE VERY HIGH STANDARDS. "It's not Payday 2." OH NO, IT'S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS! EDIT 1: i honestly didn't expect this review to get so popular, maybe tone it down a bit with the comments EDIT 2: honestly i mostly made this review to spite overkill after they shit microtransactions all over payday 2, and i figured the undertale reference would be a clever way to get that across--now i'm regretting that choice

Warframe was there when my dog died. Warframe was there when my girlfriend left me. Warframe was there when I lost my job. Warframe was there when I was depressed. Warframe was always there for me when I had nothing else to turn to. Warframe was also the cause of the terrible things that happened in my life... ...but that Lato Vandal and Excalibur Proto Armor skin was worth it. UPDATE: Some people seem to think that the events in this review actually happened. I am sorry for deceiving you. I was merely making a jest about how Warframe took a lot of my time (and money) and was very fun. Thank you concerned commenters for making me have to put this update.

You're walking in a Grineer Galleon. There's no one around, And your comms is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Stalker. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Stalker. You're looking for your Tigris, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Stalker.) He's brandishing a scythe, (It's Stalker.) Lurking in the shadows Murderer, killer, Stalker. Living in the woods, (Stalker.) Killing for revenge, (Stalker.) laughing at the bodies, Sadistic, murderer, Stalker. Now the lockdown is raised and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the ship's halls. A-ha! In the distance, An area for your liset to dock! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your frames! AH! You're getting a lag spike! Closing all your programs, (Quiet, quiet.) Slowly alt tabbing, (Quiet, quiet.) Now your screen is black, You're probably dead, from Stalker. Sharpening his scythe, (Stalker.) But he doesn't see you fumbling, (Stalker.) You're sneaking up behind him. backstabbing Stalker. Fighting for your life with Stalker, Wrestling a scythe from Stalker, Stab it in his neurodes, Safe at last from Stalker. You limp towards extraction, Still stuttering from bad performance issues. But you have won. You have beaten Stalker. Wait! He isn't dead, Shadow surprise! There's an arrow to your head, And death in his eyes But you farmed for that fists stance Body slam murderer Stalker Legendary fight with Stalker Normal Tuesday night for Stalker You try to swing a scythe at Stalker, But now your friend is trying to skype you! He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Stalker. His helmet topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Stalker.

they should add skateboards for all the grinding you do edit - july 8, 2018: frankly i can't fuckin believe a shitpost i made 4 years ago is actually happening

Nine out of Tenno

How to ruin your life: 1) Download Warframe 2) Learn how to press buttons on your keyboard to play Warframe 3) Grind for hundreds and thousands of hours for that one thing that looks really cool. 4) Congratulations, you now have no life. This method is tried-and-true, I have even tested it on myself; that's how sure I was that it would work. Edit: A few people are adding me for help on WF. Feel free to add me if you wish, and I'll try my best to accept and answer any questions you may have, but just know I may not have time to play more than a few rounds with you :c Sorry.

This game is good if you have: - No money - Lot's of spare time This game is bad if you have: - a job - a Wife/girlfriend - children - bills - church - a mortgage loan - another hobby - any form of resposibility in your life

Do you want to be a ninja? Do you want to be a space ninja? Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher? Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible? Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens? Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens and have a pocket shotgun? Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens and have a pocket shotgun and have a dog that kills things for you? Do you want to be a space ninja with a rocket launcher and can go invisible and can throw shurikens and have a pocket shotgun and have a dog that kills things for you and be able to travel through space with wings while shooting shit with a giant railgun? If you answered yes to any of this, play Warframe. No, actually. Just play Warframe. Regardless of what you answered yes or no to. Just play it. Now.

Uh... I don't know what to write here.. So i'm just going to give you the recipe for making waffles. Ingredients: 2 eggs 2 cups of all-purpose flour 1 3/4 cups of milk 1/2 cup of vegetable oil 1 tablespoon of white sugar 4 teaspoons of baking powder 1/4 teaspoon of salt 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract Steps: 1.Preheat waffle iron. Beat eggs in large bowl with hand beater until fluffy. Beat in flour, milk, vegetable oil, sugar, baking powder, salt and vanilla, just until smooth. 2.Spray preheated waffle iron with non-stick cooking spray. Pour mix onto hot waffle iron. Cook until golden brown. Serve hot. 5/7 - Would make waffles again. All in all yes, Bugframe is a good grindfest and no, it has nothing to do with waffles. :(

grinded for 2 years straight still not max serration FML

>To my right was Bly as Nova with a huge-ass sword. >To my left was Sir Butters as Nekros with an axe. > I am Volt with Paris Prime > Bly yells "FOR FRODO" > We charge. 10/10 Would be Space Legolas again.

first week: its ok Second week: cool game Third week: wow, great game fourth week: 300 hours? this cant be right! fifth week: 430 hours, i have a problem...

#betterthandestiny EDIT *Plains of Eidolon #betterthandestiny2

A must read review!... But spoiler alert! This game has more content than Destiny 2

I've played a little bit, it's ok.

After 2,365 hours I can confidently say : It's ok, I guess .. But I'll just play it a bit more to be sure.

I'm not sure how I feel about the game yet, I'll check back in another 2000 hours.

Gave it a few hours...Its alright.

I bought a space gun using my space money, i used said gun on space zombies, I casted space magic on said space zombies, then i space ninja'd my way to the space boss, where i used my space parkour and my space sword to space kill him, I then returned to my space ship were i rubbed the space belly of my space dog. Today was a good day.

I haven't played enough to be able to form an opinion.

You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break. You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break. You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break. You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break. You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break. You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break. You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break. You have been playing for over an hour. Please don't forget to take a break.

>be me, about 4 years ago >be 13 >see space ninjas >download.jpeg >start playing >think its shit >leave it for a year >come back >omgwtfbbq >best game ever >play it to the point of grades failing >family giving up on me >friends leaving one by one >don't care, I have ninjas >and prime gear >day in, day out, farm primes >void void void void >stay up until 3 AM every night leveling >ignore life responsibilities >become cave troll >my entire life is about space ninjas >never get off of the game >become old >die at the keyboard, my character in my liset 10/10 would lose my life to this game again.