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- Started the game - See monke with armour looking at the horizon - Monke jumps - Rides a freaking cloud just like Goku - Stops in front of an army - Me afraid, monke not afraid - God gay dude says monke is an idiot - Monke laughs - Monke starts to beat the shit out of the gay god - Gay god flees from the fight - Monke mountain getting destroyed - Me sad, monke angry - We bring them to the forest - We now bird, bird flies - Gay god now bird too - Something happens and monke loses his power of bird - Oh no - Monke defeated - Many years later, we gather with other apes and listen to the history of master monke - We learn that the true monke is the friends we make along the way - I drop the controller Absolute Cinema

“To craft a masterpiece, one must avoid the counsel of SweetBaby Inc.” - Sun Tzu, probably

If you want to support a super misogynistic games company then this is the game for you

The developers are misogynists

i monkey? - yes I have big beating bow staff? - yes die 36 times to big blue baby? - yes realize thats not boss? - yes die to first boss - yes should be way farther with amount played - yes realize i bad at game - yes play anyway because monkey game 10/10 - yes

This is what peak gaming looks like ladies and gentlemen... Remember, Reject humanity, embrace Monke!!

it is a pretty nice game, very good boss fights, excellent CGs with outstanding art. I'll give a 8.5 out of 10. We need bugs repairing and game playing optimization in future updates.

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Yes I'm aware that my thumbs up is never going to be seen by anyone. There is literally thousands of them. But what I'm NOT seeing is people actually talking about the game. At least at time of writing. Most people are talking about how good it looks, or how well it plays. Or vice versa. But no one talking about what the game is like. Or how it feels to play it. Is it worth my fricken money??? Well let me help with that. Yes it's worth the money. It's a souls-like game despite it not having that tag on the steam store page. It plays similar to Jedi Fallen Order or God of War or Darksiders. It's a linear action game where if you die you go back to a resting point. If you rest at said resting point all enemies respawn as does your healing items. However unlike Dark Souls or Elden Ring you don't lose experience points, money or items when you die. But yes, the production value in this game is off the charts. It looks even more beautiful then it does on the steam store page. It sounds beautiful too. The gameplay is also fun, fluid and engaging. There's so much done right about this game that I hate to talk about whats wrong with it. For instance the tutorial is severely lacking. Barely teaches you anything. Or how there's little to no direction in the game. Unless i'm severely missing something. But After the first hour I was absolutely, completely. 100 percent lost. No idea where to go or what to do. The game is lacking in direction in pretty much every single definition of the word and I actually hate that. But if you can find your own way, don't mind really hard games and don't mind a character with no character or a plot with no plot then this game does everything else 110 percent perfect. So let that be your deciding factor I guess. I mean 60 dollars is still a lot of money, just know what you're getting into. But if this genre is what you're looking for then it's worth the money. If you'd like a more in-depth look at the game and what not feel free to check out my review on my YouTube Channel (link below). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd7FjFAk6Rg Otherwise, thanks so much for reading and I hope I managed to help some of you out there spend your money wisely.

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Beat the first boss which is the one in the trailer, the white wolf. And I have to say, so far really enjoying the game. It's basically a Chinese God of War (2018) and the Jedi Fallen series, and like those games it has some soulsborne influences, but doesn't lean too heavily into it. If you enjoyed God of War (2018) and the Jedi Fallen Order/Survivor, then you will definitely enjoy this, personally find this to be a bit more fun.

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Visually stunning. Despite saying better on a controller, I actually like the gameplay on my mouse and keyboard. I'm not usually into this type of genre often but I am very much enjoying the story and especially the visuals. PURE EYE CANDY. Running on a 4080 Super @ 3440x1440 I'm getting a steady 60-80 fps with graphics set to 'cinematic', the highest it goes with RT set to High. No crashing or issues seen yet detected and game is running smoooth as butter.

Im Chinese but Im using English so I hope there gonna be helps for some player outside of China. This game is NOT as good as God of war, Sekiro, or Devil may cry, for sure. BUT it has never intends to be yet it is still good enough to make your moeny worth spending. You dont need to be well aware of any Chinese old customs or traditional stories to play this game. Chinese people didn't stop playing Greek story game for lacking the background knowleage. The game speak for himself(or herself). And if you are really concerned about the political right kinda stuff apear in this game, it might disappoint you. It doesn't have black or white people,or lgbtq+ people, but for the very least, there ARE wolves and elephant and dogs and frog people in it so consider is DIVERSIFIED enough. Welcome to play this game and learn more about Wukong.

So far I'm crashing during the tutorial. I've verified integrity of the files, and now I'm going to try uninstalling and reinstalling. From the looks of things many other players have also had crashing issues. Hopefully it's fixed soon. On the bright side, from what I did get the chance to play, its fun! Its also one of the more graphically impressive games out there. Depending on when the crashes are fixed I'll change my review. -- Edit: I have updated my drivers, uninstalled, and reinstalled. The game plays flawlessly! -- Edit 2: monke -- Edit 3: PC Specs Below CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-14700F GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060; driver version 560.94 RAM: 2 16gb DIMM1 (32gb total)

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Not accessible to those with bad reflexes. No difficulty options at all. Otherwise the game seemed really good. Great graphics. Ran mostly smooth on my 4090 but with occasional drops. Looks great at gameplay distance. Textures fall apart up close. Story seemed really cool. Gameplay was basically a boss rush with cheaty moves.

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-|<🏆 100% review 🏆>|- -[ ⚠️ 100% Info ⚠️ ]- 🔹Game Time: 70 hours 🔹Required Playthroughs: 1.5-2 (NG+) 🔹Difficulty: Very Hard 🔹Grind: Too Much -[ 🟩 Pros 🟩 ]- 🔹It was a new culture for me with detailed world-building and a lot of lore elements 🔹Most of the achievements are fun to collect and not tedious (But those seeds...) 🔹Combat and gameplay are exceptional, with a twist that you can turn into almost any enemy, if you collected their spirit 🔹Hard, but in a good way. You'll learn the enemies, how to overcome them and it feels rewarding. 🔹The environment and the enemies are stunning -[ 🟥 Cons 🟥 ]- 🔹Farming seeds from trees and such with real-time respawn timers is a nightmare 🔹Lots of missable achievements, but the NG+ is good, -<📜 rating 📜 >- 🔟/🔟

Lacking in inclusivity and diversity. Just as expected. 10/10 GOTY

One of the shittest, overhyped and overrated games ever made

-Intriguing prologue, the whole game is a piece of shit -Same monsters and bosses -No story -Characters are empty, they only give quests -Monotonous combat -Why can't parry attacks? -The graphics are good, but the level design sucks. I literally don't understand where I can go and where I can't -The game is very easy, almost all bosses killed from the first time -Why do bosses want to kill us at all? -No secrets, riddles, etc. -You can't choose anything -The game is linear and corridor -Music. Can anyone even hear it? -Most of items are useless garbage Crafting system sucks, upgrading system sucks, leveling is very strange here, no stats or enything, and so on and so forth. The game is very boring, the world is empty. As a soulslike it's on the level of Nioh, Lies of P and Dark Souls 2. If you liked those, I wouldn't be surprised if you like Black Myth: Wukong as well. I wish you luck eating shit