
SMITE®
Sep 22, 2015
Sep 22, 2015
Oct 29, 2015
Sep 16, 2015
Sep 8, 2015
May 8, 2016
Oct 4, 2015
Oct 6, 2015
Jul 9, 2021
Nov 21, 2015
Sep 10, 2015
Sep 10, 2015
Sep 11, 2015
Sep 19, 2015
May 30, 2016
Jan 13, 2017
Jul 24, 2016
Sep 9, 2015
Sep 8, 2015
Jan 5, 2020
Sep 28, 2015
Sep 27, 2015
Sep 12, 2015
Sep 30, 2015
Nov 2, 2015

76561198030356214

Recommended193 hrs played (35 hrs at review)
Needs Jesus update.
3708 votes funny
76561198030356214

Recommended193 hrs played (35 hrs at review)
Needs Jesus update.
3708 votes funny
76561198042520952

Recommended444 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
This game helped me learn how to pronounce ''Xbalanque''
10/10
1256 votes funny
76561198091731892

Recommended33 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
Step 1: "Play one match of SMITE"
Step 2: "Uninstall League of Legends"
Step 3: "Go back to playing Smite"
"10/10 would uninstall League again."
1011 votes funny
76561197983908427

Recommended1605 hrs played (443 hrs at review)
if this game would be a pineapple, it would be a good pineapple.
996 votes funny
76561198128903995

Recommended119 hrs played (72 hrs at review)
add jesus already
788 votes funny
76561198136341436

Recommended898 hrs played (133 hrs at review)
Each skin released for Apollo has progressively tighter pants.
10/10 would watch the booty go pow
776 votes funny
76561198105173910

Recommended1439 hrs played (71 hrs at review)
this game helped me pass my mythology class
738 votes funny
76561198150814756

Not Recommended16373 hrs played (10214 hrs at review)
Instead of graduating medical school i spent the equivalent time playing this game.
Graduate medical school instead it pays better
663 votes funny
76561198218544847

Recommended2046 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
It's so fun that I forget to stare at Neith's boobs.
69/10.
535 votes funny
76561197980034678

Recommended173 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
9/10 when they add jesus, 11/10.
-God 2015
492 votes funny
76561198081054515

Recommended433 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Like LoL, but fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
482 votes funny
76561197991720761

Recommended38 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
There's Australian servers.
451 votes funny
76561198083125812

Recommended1935 hrs played (114 hrs at review)
In a world, where the strongest and most powerful Gods and Godesses from long forgotten ancient pantheons come together for an all-out battle...
...Only to be outmatched by a singular demigod.
There is no salvation.
There is no hope.
There is only one.
Hercules...
438 votes funny
76561198057563289

Recommended3385 hrs played (1288 hrs at review)
I HAD A LIFE.
427 votes funny
76561198093474256

Recommended1360 hrs played (492 hrs at review)
The more gods that come out the more hentai you can find online.
402 votes funny
76561198077539617

Recommended1453 hrs played (507 hrs at review)
Spent most of the time trying to peek under Aphrodite's clothes than playing the game.
3/2 Would get blue balls again
354 votes funny
76561198044341600

Recommended1101 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
For the last 3 years I've been told to get cancer, aids and commit suicide pretty much every day. Didn't stop me from playing SMITE.
9/10
And apparently my mum is a whore.
338 votes funny
76561198069185028

Not Recommended1009 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
0/10 No Mormon Jesus
313 votes funny
76561198198911809

Recommended10171 hrs played (10171 hrs at review)
Farewell Smite 1. Played a lot of this game throughout the years and for a majority of the time, I was having a blast playing. It is such a shame to say goodbye to the game where I had forged many friendships, its has been a good run and i'll cherish all of the memories...
But! Don't get me this version is still okay to play now (as of January 2025)- but its successor, Smite 2, is starting to run while the old man sleeps. Its only a matter of time.
VVGL
VVGF
VVGB
Stay godlike.
298 votes funny
76561198060349426

Recommended87 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
The MOBA for people who don't like MOBAs.
298 votes funny
76561198039054526

Recommended1792 hrs played (594 hrs at review)
I was only 14 years old
I loved Smite so much, I had all the skins and voicepacks
I pray to hirez every night before bed, thanking them for the game they have made.
“Smite is love” I say. “Smite is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a nerd
I knew he was just jealous of my obsession to smite
I called him a fat kumbha
He shuts off my computer and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its as cold as ymir’s freeze
An icy breeze moves towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Ymir
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “This is my lane”
He grabs my laptop with his powerful glacier hands and opens up smite
I’m ready
I go into a conquest queue for Ymir
He changes it to league
The league matchmaking sucks, but i do it for Ymir
I start tearing as I see Zapman on the other team
I autoban all adc’s
I want to please Ymir
He roars a mighty roar as he sees Arachne as jungle
My dad walks in as the game starts
Ymir looks him straight in the eyes and says. “Ymir is here”
Ymir leaves through my window
Smite is love, Smite is Life
276 votes funny
76561198083500839

Recommended1346 hrs played (42 hrs at review)
Pros:
Isn't made by Riot Games
Isn't League of Legends
Devs won't ban you for telling someone to stop feeding
20/10 Best Game ever
268 votes funny
76561197975540187

Recommended3103 hrs played (112 hrs at review)
This took me away from csgo, it must be good then.
267 votes funny
76561198166509495

Recommended48 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
ISIS is pretty cool afterall.
233 votes funny
SMITE®
Sep 22, 2015
Sep 22, 2015
Oct 29, 2015
Sep 16, 2015
Sep 8, 2015
May 8, 2016
Oct 4, 2015
Oct 6, 2015
Jul 9, 2021
Nov 21, 2015
Sep 10, 2015
Sep 10, 2015
Sep 11, 2015
Sep 19, 2015
May 30, 2016
Jan 13, 2017
Jul 24, 2016
Sep 9, 2015
Sep 8, 2015
Jan 5, 2020
Sep 28, 2015
Sep 27, 2015
Sep 12, 2015
Sep 30, 2015
Nov 2, 2015

76561198030356214

Recommended193 hrs played (35 hrs at review)
Needs Jesus update.
3708 votes funny
76561198030356214

Recommended193 hrs played (35 hrs at review)
Needs Jesus update.
3708 votes funny
76561198042520952

Recommended444 hrs played (24 hrs at review)
This game helped me learn how to pronounce ''Xbalanque''
10/10
1256 votes funny
76561198091731892

Recommended33 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
Step 1: "Play one match of SMITE"
Step 2: "Uninstall League of Legends"
Step 3: "Go back to playing Smite"
"10/10 would uninstall League again."
1011 votes funny
76561197983908427

Recommended1605 hrs played (443 hrs at review)
if this game would be a pineapple, it would be a good pineapple.
996 votes funny
76561198128903995

Recommended119 hrs played (72 hrs at review)
add jesus already
788 votes funny
76561198136341436

Recommended898 hrs played (133 hrs at review)
Each skin released for Apollo has progressively tighter pants.
10/10 would watch the booty go pow
776 votes funny
76561198105173910

Recommended1439 hrs played (71 hrs at review)
this game helped me pass my mythology class
738 votes funny
76561198150814756

Not Recommended16373 hrs played (10214 hrs at review)
Instead of graduating medical school i spent the equivalent time playing this game.
Graduate medical school instead it pays better
663 votes funny
76561198218544847

Recommended2046 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
It's so fun that I forget to stare at Neith's boobs.
69/10.
535 votes funny
76561197980034678

Recommended173 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
9/10 when they add jesus, 11/10.
-God 2015
492 votes funny
76561198081054515

Recommended433 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Like LoL, but fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
482 votes funny
76561197991720761

Recommended38 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
There's Australian servers.
451 votes funny
76561198083125812

Recommended1935 hrs played (114 hrs at review)
In a world, where the strongest and most powerful Gods and Godesses from long forgotten ancient pantheons come together for an all-out battle...
...Only to be outmatched by a singular demigod.
There is no salvation.
There is no hope.
There is only one.
Hercules...
438 votes funny
76561198057563289

Recommended3385 hrs played (1288 hrs at review)
I HAD A LIFE.
427 votes funny
76561198093474256

Recommended1360 hrs played (492 hrs at review)
The more gods that come out the more hentai you can find online.
402 votes funny
76561198077539617

Recommended1453 hrs played (507 hrs at review)
Spent most of the time trying to peek under Aphrodite's clothes than playing the game.
3/2 Would get blue balls again
354 votes funny
76561198044341600

Recommended1101 hrs played (36 hrs at review)
For the last 3 years I've been told to get cancer, aids and commit suicide pretty much every day. Didn't stop me from playing SMITE.
9/10
And apparently my mum is a whore.
338 votes funny
76561198069185028

Not Recommended1009 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
0/10 No Mormon Jesus
313 votes funny
76561198198911809

Recommended10171 hrs played (10171 hrs at review)
Farewell Smite 1. Played a lot of this game throughout the years and for a majority of the time, I was having a blast playing. It is such a shame to say goodbye to the game where I had forged many friendships, its has been a good run and i'll cherish all of the memories...
But! Don't get me this version is still okay to play now (as of January 2025)- but its successor, Smite 2, is starting to run while the old man sleeps. Its only a matter of time.
VVGL
VVGF
VVGB
Stay godlike.
298 votes funny
76561198060349426

Recommended87 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
The MOBA for people who don't like MOBAs.
298 votes funny
76561198039054526

Recommended1792 hrs played (594 hrs at review)
I was only 14 years old
I loved Smite so much, I had all the skins and voicepacks
I pray to hirez every night before bed, thanking them for the game they have made.
“Smite is love” I say. “Smite is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a nerd
I knew he was just jealous of my obsession to smite
I called him a fat kumbha
He shuts off my computer and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its as cold as ymir’s freeze
An icy breeze moves towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Ymir
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “This is my lane”
He grabs my laptop with his powerful glacier hands and opens up smite
I’m ready
I go into a conquest queue for Ymir
He changes it to league
The league matchmaking sucks, but i do it for Ymir
I start tearing as I see Zapman on the other team
I autoban all adc’s
I want to please Ymir
He roars a mighty roar as he sees Arachne as jungle
My dad walks in as the game starts
Ymir looks him straight in the eyes and says. “Ymir is here”
Ymir leaves through my window
Smite is love, Smite is Life
276 votes funny
76561198083500839

Recommended1346 hrs played (42 hrs at review)
Pros:
Isn't made by Riot Games
Isn't League of Legends
Devs won't ban you for telling someone to stop feeding
20/10 Best Game ever
268 votes funny
76561197975540187

Recommended3103 hrs played (112 hrs at review)
This took me away from csgo, it must be good then.
267 votes funny
76561198166509495

Recommended48 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
ISIS is pretty cool afterall.
233 votes funny