Gordon Freeman. Gordon Freeman has the letter 'G' in it. Do you know what else has the letter 'G' in it? Thats right. The galapagos penguin. The galapagos penguin is a bird. Do you know what else is a bird? Thats right. The chuck Will's widow But what do birds have to do with Half Life, you say. Lets find out! So far we mentioned 2 birds. The word ''two'' contains 3 letters. The word ''letters'' contains 2 letters 'T' 2 + 3 - 2 = 3 Half Life 3 Confirmed...

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Do not play this, you will love it like nothing else, and then you will go and play episode 1 and episode 2 and love them, and then you will spend the rest of your days awaiting episode 3 in vain. It will never come

I'll tell you a story. Once, I went to my grandma's house in March- the THIRD month of the year. It was also the THIRD. I arrived at my grandma's house at 3:33. She has THREE houses on her block. I went up to the door, which had THREE chips on it, and knocked THREE times. After THREE seconds, she said: "Be right there!"- it had THREE words in it. She came up to the door and took off THREE locks on her door. She invited me into the kitchen for cookies, while all of her THREE cats ran past me, one of which had THREE spots on him. She told me to sit down next to the table, which had THREE chairs. She handed me the platter with THREE cookies on it, and said that her THREE cats took THREE of the cookies THREE times. So we sat down for THREE minutes, and talked about THREE subjects: Major companies, Games, and Numbers. After that, we sat in my grandma's living room, and watched THREE different channels. After a while, she started to get thirsty, so I generously got up from one of the THREE sofas, went into the kitchen, and opened the fridge. I spilled THREE drinks, but I got more for my grandma. When I came back into the room, she was watching a commercial for a product that said: "If you don't get it in THREE days, it's free! Only $33.33!" I sat down and started reading a magazine for children- the THIRD issue. It was on how to add. 1+1-1+1+1=3. That didn't seem appropriate for a children's book, so I went on the computer in my grandma's bedroom, and found out the company had been in buisiness for only THREE years. Now it made sense. It was time for me to leave because I was going to a party with THREE of my friends. My grandma gave me THREE seashells as a present, which I thanked her THREE times for. So then I left out the door, walked to my car, and drove away. So, what I'm trying to say is that I had a great time at my grandma's house.

WTF are you doing in the negative comment section? are you lost?

A story about a man's struggle with speech disabilities.

better graphics than fallout 4

Racist towards headcrabs

Do you like any of the following in gaming? - Valve - Zombies - First-Person Shooters - Great Storylines - Puzzles - Beating the sh*t out of your enemies - Easter Eggs - Airboats - Jeeps - Operating Cranes - Jumpscares (That one Zombie in the crate) - Confusion - Puzzles that are so easy, that when you finally figure out the answer, you feel dumb as hell - Guns - Saving the universe from aliens, zombies, and combine troops - Helicopters - Dropships - Headcrabs - Crowbars - Feeling like you are an MLG Pro - Blowing things up - Pressing Buttons (Very little :\) - Amazing Graphics - Good FPS - Horror - Singleplayer (Co-op mod for this is Synergy) - Suspense - Hilarious Reactions - Fun - Sci-Fi - Action - Hidden Objects - Achievements that will make you go Achievement Hunting - Originality - Playing catch with a "DOG" - Shooting Spiders (*cough* *cough* Headcrabs *cough*) - Trains - Fast-Paced Games - Puzzles that will still confuse you the next time you play the game and/or attempt to make a walkthrough/tutorial on - Grenades - Sawblades - Levels that remind you of TF2 - Game References - Explosions - Setting sh*t on fire - Splattering Combine/Bad Guys - Defying the Rules/Laws of Gravity - Rejections - Comedy - Making Living things become dead ragdolls and making them die in style/fashion/fabulously/brutaly/hilariously - Throwing things - Sports (Basketball) - Secrets - A Creepy and mysterious man appearing in locations that you normally would just pass by (*cough* *cough* GMan) - Easter Egg Hunts - Candy - Pyros I mean nothing... DANGIT! NO TF2 REFERENCES! Anyways, back to listing... *sighs and clears throat* - Submachine Guns - Crossbows and Archery - Beaches - Water - Gates - Tunnels - Obstacle Courses - Driving - Shotguns - Teaming up with random citizens that you will never know or that you don't already know, but they somehow know your name (Duh, cause you're Gordan f***ing Freeman) - A game that will leave you hungry for more Or you just need some good footage to record for your YouTube channel... THEN THIS GAME IS FOR YOU! "Rig/Setup" ------------ PC Model: HP EliteBook 8440p Processor: Inter(R) Core(TM) i5 CPU M 520 @2.40GHz 2.40 GHz RAM: 4.00 GB (3.80 GB Usable) System Type: 64-bit Operating System And it's surprising that I can get 60+ FPS on this game throughout the whole game! Do you have a crappy computer? Well apparently, THAT DOESN'T MATTER! :D

This is purely a test of the negative review system. Please ignore

Im just kidding, calm down.

Play and understand why we need Half-Life 3.

Half Life ² = Full Life?

Half-life 2 is the reason Steam exists Steam is the reason why Half-life 3 Doesn't.

I thought it was Morgan Freeman not Gordon Freeman

One of the greatest shooters of all time. That, and you can take a carton of milk with you through the entire game with no issues.

It's good, but it's not quite Garfield Kart - Furious Racing™

I just called the psychiatric hospital because you're looking in the negative reviews section on Half-Life 2's steam page.

i just wanna erase my memory so i can relive this game for the first time

You know how an Italian chef kisses his fingers and says something in Italian that translates to "A masterpiece" after tasting their own dish? That's how I feel about this game.

gordon's voice lines are too loud.

No steam library is complete without this... No PC Master is complete without this... No life is complete without this... No happiness is complete without this... No Toaster is complete without this... No Cum Waffle is complete without this... You're not complete without this.

Nobody reads reviews for sure, so I'll say I'm gay

Rise and shine, fellow cart pushing physicists... rise... and shine!

Garrys mod story mode