
Terraria
Jun 30, 2015
Jun 30, 2015
May 4, 2015
May 6, 2020
Apr 10, 2015
Nov 19, 2014
Dec 25, 2014
Oct 2, 2015
Nov 29, 2014
Jul 11, 2015
Jun 5, 2016
Jun 5, 2015
May 3, 2015
Jan 13, 2015
Mar 23, 2020
Dec 30, 2015
Dec 12, 2018
Nov 13, 2016
Jul 8, 2015
Jul 10, 2015
Nov 15, 2014
Oct 13, 2019
Jan 23, 2019
Nov 29, 2021
Jul 29, 2015
Apr 20, 2021

76561198046502458

Recommended243 hrs played (177 hrs at review)
Well a new Terraria update. There goes another 200 hours of my life.
Tell my family I love them.
6376 votes funny
76561198046502458

Recommended243 hrs played (177 hrs at review)
Well a new Terraria update. There goes another 200 hours of my life.
Tell my family I love them.
6376 votes funny
76561198073478010

Recommended3372 hrs played (1438 hrs at review)
This is a review seeing just how terrible Minecraft is in terms of content in comparison to Terraria.
It's bad.
Special note: This was made as of Terraria 1.2 and I'm way too lazy to update it
ITEMS
MC Items: 350 Terraria Items: 3646ENEMIES
MC Enemies: 21 Terraria Enemies: 401BOSSES
MC Bosses: 2 Terraria Bosses: 29POTIONS
MC Potions: 13 Terraria Potions: 76WEAPONS
MC Weapons (varieties): 6 Terraria Weapons (varieties): 360 (5 swords, 1 bow, VS. 77 swords, 38 bows, 20 yoyos, 17 spears, 11 boomerangs, 13, flails, 5 "other melee", 60 guns, 28 staffs, 9 tomes of magic, 14 "other magic", 17 summon weapons, 31 thrown weapons, 4 turrets, 16 waraxes)PETS
MC Pets*: 2 Terraria Pets: 44MOUNTS
MC Mounts*: 3 Terraria Mounts: 11 (*Including tameable mobs and rideable mobs) On to my personal opinion (if you really do care): Mixed opinions. I prefer Minecraft for the building and the survival. Terraria has a good array of things you can use to build but I like to use Minecraft because of the complexity of machinery you can make using all the complicated gizmos and gadgets in it. As for survival, it's exceptionally fun in Terraria but I like it in Minecraft as well due to the sheer size and randomness of a world. In Terraria everything is more or less always the same; corruption/crimson, hell, space, etc. but in Minecraft there are so many more places to choose from! But all the same, Terraria can be fun too. So, opinions aside, due to our comparisons... TERRARIA WINS!... ...right? You see, it isn't about who has more of what. It's about the way to play. The way to enjoy it. You enjoy building, being creative, making pixel art? Play Minecraft, it's the perfect game for you. Don't have much taste for being a super builder, but like adventuring, fighting, bosses, etcetera? Play Terraria. ...or uninstall both and get a job, loser5397 votes funny
76561198101114887

Recommended5362 hrs played (5110 hrs at review)
Played a bit, its fun.
3838 votes funny
76561198078745391

Recommended503 hrs played (107 hrs at review)
"I think I'll let that bunny live"
-No Terraria player ever
3606 votes funny
76561198028057021

Recommended438 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
You should buy 8 copies of this game and go around giving it to people who look sad.
3338 votes funny
76561198115050835

Recommended279 hrs played (46 hrs at review)
If this game was a potato it would be a good one
3287 votes funny
76561198151700409

Not Recommended554 hrs played (360 hrs at review)
Just hopping into the negative review bandwagon to tell you to go back to the positive section.
EDIT: updated so i get a free steam badge
2804 votes funny
76561197991044036

Recommended494 hrs played (112 hrs at review)
It's like 2D Skyrim in the sense that once you start none of your family will see or hear of you for weeks.
2579 votes funny
76561198056649540

Recommended478 hrs played (303 hrs at review)
Everytime you go mining, a bat will knock you into lava. Everytime you build a house, a bat will knock you into lava. Everytme you try and do anything productive THE FUCKING BATS WILL KNOCK YOU INTO FUCKING LAVA
...........10/10 would rage quit again.
2500 votes funny
76561198060025703

Recommended964 hrs played (293 hrs at review)
Before I played:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
2174 votes funny
76561198138355090

Recommended545 hrs played (129 hrs at review)
Are people jarate'ing you off about calling Terraria a 2D version of Minecraft?
FLIP THE TABLES ON THEM SAYING MINECRAFT IS A 3D VERSION OF TERRARIA!
But seriously, this game is pretty great.
1975 votes funny
76561198133951920

Recommended186 hrs played (86 hrs at review)
Made Character
Died
Respawned
Made wooden armour
Dug hole
Died
Found the wiki
Fought bosses
Died
Beat all pre-plantera bosses
Died
Fought plantera
Beat plantera
Fought Golem
Beat Golem
Fought a Zombie
Died
10/10 would die again!
1952 votes funny
76561198096863661

Recommended2642 hrs played (1894 hrs at review)
You can nuke waves of zombies with explosive bunnies.
You can stone Santa Claus to death with rotten eggs.
You can assassinate your enemies with bananas.
You must sacrifice your first friend to the lava of hell in order to progress.
And one of the bosses is a pig, dragon, shark chimera named Duke Fishron.
Play it already.
1767 votes funny
76561198152332815

Recommended1950 hrs played (1469 hrs at review)
Played it for a little bit, seems like a fun game
Edit: You see, this is a joke. i say i only played it for a bit, but i actually played it for a really long time, see? joke. comedy. i didn't think i'd have to point this out, but apparently i do
1717 votes funny
76561198236562452

Recommended1769 hrs played (153 hrs at review)
Have you ever wanted to fight a giant eyeball that has teeth by using a laser cannon that you obtained from an alien invasion while riding your giant bee? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted to drink water while drowning to restore health so that you don't drown? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted to explore a vast underground land of ash and lava? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted an arsenal of unique and fun weapons to use, each with their own weird and wacky abilities, from firing nyan cats to summoning ice dragons? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted lore that is almost entirely up to interpretation? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted to fight the moon itself? Well too bad they scrapped that idea.
BUT STILL...
Have you ever wanted to have a good time? Then this game is for you!
Like, seriously. It's a fun game. Lots of replay value, too.
1495 votes funny
76561198057109058

Recommended3737 hrs played (2698 hrs at review)
Played it a bit, it's alright.
1452 votes funny
76561198148485481

Recommended1306 hrs played (982 hrs at review)
-buy game
-play game
-make new character and world
-spawn
-wonder what to do
-chop trees
-make a house
-aimlessly wander
-find corruption
-die
-find snow
-die
-find cave
-die
-go mining again
-mine successfully for 3 days straight
-make weapons and armor
-"what now?"
-search the internet for clues
-fight your first boss
-die
-make an arena this time
-win
-fight more bosses
-die some more
-win some more
-fight skeletron
-die a bunch
-finally win
-explore the dungeon
-die
-loot
-try to fight the wall of flesh
-die
-release the spirits of light and dark
-die
-find the hallow
-die
-break some altars
-die to wraith horde
-go underground
-attempt mine
-die
-try again
-mine successfully
-make pickaxes and a mythril anvil
-make armor
-go back underground
-die
-get boss spawns
-attempt tofight the mechanical bosses
-die (x3)
-try again
-win
-try to get sum life fruits
-die
-get sum chlorophyte
-make chlorophyte weapons and armor
-go to jungle again
-die
-find a plantera bulb
-break a plantera bulb
-die
-try again
-die
-try again
-you succeed barely
-find temple
-enter temple
-die
-enter temple again
-loot temple
-fight golem
-die (embarrassing...)
-fight golem again
-succeed
-go to dungeon
-die
-loot dungeon
-become OP
-fight pumpkin moon
-die a lot
-night ends
-success
-fight frost moon
-die a lot
-night ends once more
-success
-find truffle worms
-fight duke fishron
-die
-fight him again
-die because duke is a difficult boss
-win after numerous attempts at fighting
-die to the cultists
-try again and kill them successfully
-lunatic creatures are invading (oh no)
-find pillars
-die on all of the pillars at least once
-finally kill final pillar
-moonlord spawns
-die
-depression
-you fight the pillars again
-win
-beat moonlord
-realize you could've crafted a spawn item
-repeat
10/10 would write greentext again
1374 votes funny
76561198086162912

Recommended208 hrs played (124 hrs at review)
You can be a werewolf riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows from a gun. You can build teleporters, find a hair dresser in a spider cavern, and get a sword that shoots cats. You can take on the lord of the moon using a yoyo, summon a sharknado minion that shoots sharks at your enemies, and find sky temples where air wyverns spawn. You can buy a music box from a wizard and go record the music that you like the most so you can have it playing in your base whenever you want, and then you can go build a castle made entirely out of white marble.
It would seem the only thing Minecraft has over this game is 1 dimension. Trust me, once you get used to it and start learning about the game, Terraria is simply one of the most satisfying sandbox experiences out there. It may sound rude, but compared to this, Minecraft just has no imagination.
1250 votes funny
76561198089152986

Recommended164 hrs played (101 hrs at review)
-Minecraft cool update : 2 new mobs and 4 new items
-Terraria cool update : 200 new mobs and 800 new items
Think about it
1186 votes funny
76561198127918800

Recommended1083 hrs played (468 hrs at review)
Some might call this a "2D Minecraft" but it offers much more than that.
Extremely fun to play in about four day long bursts, or maybe more if you can not get burned out so fast like me. This game is also best played with friends, if you have any.
1090 votes funny
76561198284868834

Recommended5405 hrs played (3241 hrs at review)
It's ok. Haven't played it much though
1011 votes funny
76561198294018801

Recommended895 hrs played (498 hrs at review)
I miss my wife and kids
975 votes funny
76561198045330059

Recommended18586 hrs played (14538 hrs at review)
I've played a little bit, looks cool though
940 votes funny
76561198110356632

Recommended711 hrs played (422 hrs at review)
I can hold 49,950 bunnies in my pocket.
894 votes funny
76561198020533991

Recommended70 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
My wife left me and I'm just sitting here building a house.
868 votes funny
Terraria
Jun 30, 2015
Jun 30, 2015
May 4, 2015
May 6, 2020
Apr 10, 2015
Nov 19, 2014
Dec 25, 2014
Oct 2, 2015
Nov 29, 2014
Jul 11, 2015
Jun 5, 2016
Jun 5, 2015
May 3, 2015
Jan 13, 2015
Mar 23, 2020
Dec 30, 2015
Dec 12, 2018
Nov 13, 2016
Jul 8, 2015
Jul 10, 2015
Nov 15, 2014
Oct 13, 2019
Jan 23, 2019
Nov 29, 2021
Jul 29, 2015
Apr 20, 2021

76561198046502458

Recommended243 hrs played (177 hrs at review)
Well a new Terraria update. There goes another 200 hours of my life.
Tell my family I love them.
6376 votes funny
76561198046502458

Recommended243 hrs played (177 hrs at review)
Well a new Terraria update. There goes another 200 hours of my life.
Tell my family I love them.
6376 votes funny
76561198073478010

Recommended3372 hrs played (1438 hrs at review)
This is a review seeing just how terrible Minecraft is in terms of content in comparison to Terraria.
It's bad.
Special note: This was made as of Terraria 1.2 and I'm way too lazy to update it
ITEMS
MC Items: 350 Terraria Items: 3646ENEMIES
MC Enemies: 21 Terraria Enemies: 401BOSSES
MC Bosses: 2 Terraria Bosses: 29POTIONS
MC Potions: 13 Terraria Potions: 76WEAPONS
MC Weapons (varieties): 6 Terraria Weapons (varieties): 360 (5 swords, 1 bow, VS. 77 swords, 38 bows, 20 yoyos, 17 spears, 11 boomerangs, 13, flails, 5 "other melee", 60 guns, 28 staffs, 9 tomes of magic, 14 "other magic", 17 summon weapons, 31 thrown weapons, 4 turrets, 16 waraxes)PETS
MC Pets*: 2 Terraria Pets: 44MOUNTS
MC Mounts*: 3 Terraria Mounts: 11 (*Including tameable mobs and rideable mobs) On to my personal opinion (if you really do care): Mixed opinions. I prefer Minecraft for the building and the survival. Terraria has a good array of things you can use to build but I like to use Minecraft because of the complexity of machinery you can make using all the complicated gizmos and gadgets in it. As for survival, it's exceptionally fun in Terraria but I like it in Minecraft as well due to the sheer size and randomness of a world. In Terraria everything is more or less always the same; corruption/crimson, hell, space, etc. but in Minecraft there are so many more places to choose from! But all the same, Terraria can be fun too. So, opinions aside, due to our comparisons... TERRARIA WINS!... ...right? You see, it isn't about who has more of what. It's about the way to play. The way to enjoy it. You enjoy building, being creative, making pixel art? Play Minecraft, it's the perfect game for you. Don't have much taste for being a super builder, but like adventuring, fighting, bosses, etcetera? Play Terraria. ...or uninstall both and get a job, loser5397 votes funny
76561198101114887

Recommended5362 hrs played (5110 hrs at review)
Played a bit, its fun.
3838 votes funny
76561198078745391

Recommended503 hrs played (107 hrs at review)
"I think I'll let that bunny live"
-No Terraria player ever
3606 votes funny
76561198028057021

Recommended438 hrs played (127 hrs at review)
You should buy 8 copies of this game and go around giving it to people who look sad.
3338 votes funny
76561198115050835

Recommended279 hrs played (46 hrs at review)
If this game was a potato it would be a good one
3287 votes funny
76561198151700409

Not Recommended554 hrs played (360 hrs at review)
Just hopping into the negative review bandwagon to tell you to go back to the positive section.
EDIT: updated so i get a free steam badge
2804 votes funny
76561197991044036

Recommended494 hrs played (112 hrs at review)
It's like 2D Skyrim in the sense that once you start none of your family will see or hear of you for weeks.
2579 votes funny
76561198056649540

Recommended478 hrs played (303 hrs at review)
Everytime you go mining, a bat will knock you into lava. Everytime you build a house, a bat will knock you into lava. Everytme you try and do anything productive THE FUCKING BATS WILL KNOCK YOU INTO FUCKING LAVA
...........10/10 would rage quit again.
2500 votes funny
76561198060025703

Recommended964 hrs played (293 hrs at review)
Before I played:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
2174 votes funny
76561198138355090

Recommended545 hrs played (129 hrs at review)
Are people jarate'ing you off about calling Terraria a 2D version of Minecraft?
FLIP THE TABLES ON THEM SAYING MINECRAFT IS A 3D VERSION OF TERRARIA!
But seriously, this game is pretty great.
1975 votes funny
76561198133951920

Recommended186 hrs played (86 hrs at review)
Made Character
Died
Respawned
Made wooden armour
Dug hole
Died
Found the wiki
Fought bosses
Died
Beat all pre-plantera bosses
Died
Fought plantera
Beat plantera
Fought Golem
Beat Golem
Fought a Zombie
Died
10/10 would die again!
1952 votes funny
76561198096863661

Recommended2642 hrs played (1894 hrs at review)
You can nuke waves of zombies with explosive bunnies.
You can stone Santa Claus to death with rotten eggs.
You can assassinate your enemies with bananas.
You must sacrifice your first friend to the lava of hell in order to progress.
And one of the bosses is a pig, dragon, shark chimera named Duke Fishron.
Play it already.
1767 votes funny
76561198152332815

Recommended1950 hrs played (1469 hrs at review)
Played it for a little bit, seems like a fun game
Edit: You see, this is a joke. i say i only played it for a bit, but i actually played it for a really long time, see? joke. comedy. i didn't think i'd have to point this out, but apparently i do
1717 votes funny
76561198236562452

Recommended1769 hrs played (153 hrs at review)
Have you ever wanted to fight a giant eyeball that has teeth by using a laser cannon that you obtained from an alien invasion while riding your giant bee? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted to drink water while drowning to restore health so that you don't drown? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted to explore a vast underground land of ash and lava? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted an arsenal of unique and fun weapons to use, each with their own weird and wacky abilities, from firing nyan cats to summoning ice dragons? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted lore that is almost entirely up to interpretation? Then this game is for you.
Have you ever wanted to fight the moon itself? Well too bad they scrapped that idea.
BUT STILL...
Have you ever wanted to have a good time? Then this game is for you!
Like, seriously. It's a fun game. Lots of replay value, too.
1495 votes funny
76561198057109058

Recommended3737 hrs played (2698 hrs at review)
Played it a bit, it's alright.
1452 votes funny
76561198148485481

Recommended1306 hrs played (982 hrs at review)
-buy game
-play game
-make new character and world
-spawn
-wonder what to do
-chop trees
-make a house
-aimlessly wander
-find corruption
-die
-find snow
-die
-find cave
-die
-go mining again
-mine successfully for 3 days straight
-make weapons and armor
-"what now?"
-search the internet for clues
-fight your first boss
-die
-make an arena this time
-win
-fight more bosses
-die some more
-win some more
-fight skeletron
-die a bunch
-finally win
-explore the dungeon
-die
-loot
-try to fight the wall of flesh
-die
-release the spirits of light and dark
-die
-find the hallow
-die
-break some altars
-die to wraith horde
-go underground
-attempt mine
-die
-try again
-mine successfully
-make pickaxes and a mythril anvil
-make armor
-go back underground
-die
-get boss spawns
-attempt tofight the mechanical bosses
-die (x3)
-try again
-win
-try to get sum life fruits
-die
-get sum chlorophyte
-make chlorophyte weapons and armor
-go to jungle again
-die
-find a plantera bulb
-break a plantera bulb
-die
-try again
-die
-try again
-you succeed barely
-find temple
-enter temple
-die
-enter temple again
-loot temple
-fight golem
-die (embarrassing...)
-fight golem again
-succeed
-go to dungeon
-die
-loot dungeon
-become OP
-fight pumpkin moon
-die a lot
-night ends
-success
-fight frost moon
-die a lot
-night ends once more
-success
-find truffle worms
-fight duke fishron
-die
-fight him again
-die because duke is a difficult boss
-win after numerous attempts at fighting
-die to the cultists
-try again and kill them successfully
-lunatic creatures are invading (oh no)
-find pillars
-die on all of the pillars at least once
-finally kill final pillar
-moonlord spawns
-die
-depression
-you fight the pillars again
-win
-beat moonlord
-realize you could've crafted a spawn item
-repeat
10/10 would write greentext again
1374 votes funny
76561198086162912

Recommended208 hrs played (124 hrs at review)
You can be a werewolf riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows from a gun. You can build teleporters, find a hair dresser in a spider cavern, and get a sword that shoots cats. You can take on the lord of the moon using a yoyo, summon a sharknado minion that shoots sharks at your enemies, and find sky temples where air wyverns spawn. You can buy a music box from a wizard and go record the music that you like the most so you can have it playing in your base whenever you want, and then you can go build a castle made entirely out of white marble.
It would seem the only thing Minecraft has over this game is 1 dimension. Trust me, once you get used to it and start learning about the game, Terraria is simply one of the most satisfying sandbox experiences out there. It may sound rude, but compared to this, Minecraft just has no imagination.
1250 votes funny
76561198089152986

Recommended164 hrs played (101 hrs at review)
-Minecraft cool update : 2 new mobs and 4 new items
-Terraria cool update : 200 new mobs and 800 new items
Think about it
1186 votes funny
76561198127918800

Recommended1083 hrs played (468 hrs at review)
Some might call this a "2D Minecraft" but it offers much more than that.
Extremely fun to play in about four day long bursts, or maybe more if you can not get burned out so fast like me. This game is also best played with friends, if you have any.
1090 votes funny
76561198284868834

Recommended5405 hrs played (3241 hrs at review)
It's ok. Haven't played it much though
1011 votes funny
76561198294018801

Recommended895 hrs played (498 hrs at review)
I miss my wife and kids
975 votes funny
76561198045330059

Recommended18586 hrs played (14538 hrs at review)
I've played a little bit, looks cool though
940 votes funny
76561198110356632

Recommended711 hrs played (422 hrs at review)
I can hold 49,950 bunnies in my pocket.
894 votes funny
76561198020533991

Recommended70 hrs played (70 hrs at review)
My wife left me and I'm just sitting here building a house.
868 votes funny