My wife was attempting to park the truck: she only needed to reverse a straight line for about 60 feet. I watched this spectacle for 20 minutes and laughed so hard that she threatened to divorce me. 10/10 Would risk 17-year marriage again.

Euro Truck Simulator 2 isnt a game you play. its a game that consumes you. its a drug. you dont buy this game knowing that you will loose your social life. but ETS2 takes what it wants. my entire family has abandoned me. all thats left is my fleet of 50 trucks. my girlfriend crys from our bed "turn off the game, its time to go to sleep" she dosnt understand. its not a game. I run a Multi-Million doller International trucking empire, sleeping is for the noobs. this game recieves a perfect 10/10 from me, i have lost everything i have ever loved. but, i do have 20 Volvo trucks now....

I let my girlfriend have a try at this game, she started growing chest hair.

My girlfriend didn't get why I loved this game. Said I was a loser and a weirdo. So I built my transport company into a million dollar empire just to show her what I'm capable of. I haven't heard from her for a while. 10/10

I kept getting tickets for speeding and ramming people off the street. Then I played Euro Truck Simulator 2. edit: i just want my steam nominations badge don't mind me

Looked away for a second to answer a text, wracked up about £2000 in car damage fines. This game has taught me the importance of not texting and driving. 10/10.

It's all fun and games until you're asked to deliver ammunition and chlorine from Germany to France. 11/10 would start another world war

i accidentally hit a truck of a turkish player and he started to scream at me in turkish, he then started to chase me from calais to duisburg and eventually made me crash my truck and get 100% damage. overall i’d rate this game a solid 8/10.

I'm having fun in this game. WHY AM I HAVING FUN IN THIS GAME? EXPLAIN YOURSELF, GAME.

Multiplayer crashes more than Stevie Wonder flying a helicopter through a shopping mall. Overall this game has me addicted, its awesome.

Yay i can finally be like my dad- go to germany with a truck and dont come back

This game is unrealistic. There are no immigrants trying to jump on my lorry when ever I'm at Calais.

honestly i don't even enjoy playing video games anymore. I feel so dead and empty inside all the time, nothing gives me any pleasure at all, the only reason i play anymore is as a distraction from the hole inside my heart. I come home from work and have nothing else to do because I'm so exhausted, so I'm just like "what game should I play?" Euro Truck Simulator 2, every time. Anything else requires too much commitment, I have to learn how to play the game and all the meta which isn't worth it since I couldn't possibly enjoy anything at this point, but this is just comfy as shit and immerses me in a world where I'm far more successful and own a small trucking company. I have 3 lil truckers in my company and i like to think about who they are/what they're doing and that's half the fun. When I fire people, I like to imagine myself pulling them into my office at the garage like "Cameron, uhh, noticed you brought home a profit of only around 300 euros 3 trips in a row and then... huh... yeah, it looks like you couldn't even find a job and charged me 588 euros for maintenance and fuel? I mean, honestly, I've already hired your replacement, Jeff. Why don't you finish the route you're scheduled for and hand over the Volvo to Jeff. I'm sure he'll do a better job than you, you piece of shit." EDIT: due to the rising popularity of this review, a surprising number of worthless NEETS have somehow found it appropriate to send me friend requests to ask if I will buy them a copy of this game. I have no idea where you guys get off thinking this is an okay or normal thing to do. It's rude enough to directly ask a friend to give you a gift, but it's a whole 'nother level of delusional entitlement to think it's okay to ask a stranger to spend their money to buy you a video game. If you were considering adding me to do this, try adding me on Skype instead so I can make eye contact with you while you kill yourself.

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don't remove UK in the game!!

like skyrim with trucks

YOU GET A SPEEDING TICKET, AND YOU GET A SPEEDING TICKET, AND YOU GET A SPEEDING TICKET, AND YOU GET A SPEEDING TICKET! 10/10 would get speeding ticket again

shut up

Its like driving in real life but in a truck in Europe and not in real life

I fipped my truck over because I was taking a turn way too fast. The driver's response was a bored yawn. 10/10

sometimes I wonder what it would be like constantly smoking meth and soliciting hookers that have 17 STDs... while euro truck simulator doesn't exactly have these mechanics, it is a great game, truly one of a kind.

- Drive a truck with a really expensive and heavy cargo. - I get bored and turn off the speed limiter. - Goes 150km/h with a 70 tons heavy cargo - Crashes on the highway D1, made a mass homicide. - Wakes up at a hospital and goes home to play ETS2 8/10

My driver hasnt seen his family since 2013

There are no refugees in this game 1/10

-Bought as a joke -Played as a joke -Fell in love -No longer a joke, it is true love 10/10 like skyrim with trucks