-Spawned in the game for my very first time -Cried a bit since the game runs pretty bad (Though I know it will get better, but it is still playable) -Started learning controls and running around -Saw a big rock and thought "Nice, maybe I can use this as a weapon!" -Upon closer inspection, it was Dinosaur Poop -Thought I could maybe throw poop at other people or Dinosaurs -Couldn't figure out how to equip poop -Clicked on poop in inventory, clicked "Use Item" -By clicking on "Use Item", I thought it would allow me to put it in my hand, to wield the poop -Apparently that made me eat the poop -Died from poop Note to self: Do not click "Use Item" on Poop or other dangerous items. UPDATE: A fellow "Gamer" messaged me and complained this wasn't a review and "Reported" me because of it. So specifically to that person, and to anyone else who has no sense of humor, here is a review. REVIEW: The game is fun. It has Dinosaurs. It has Poop. You have big poops and small poops. I can poop and my dinosaur can poop next to me. Or i can ride him and make him poop. Game doesn't run the best of course. Highest amount of frames I get is 30 with a mix of settings, but mainly everything on Medium, with some Ultra. Will you like this game? Yes, if you like dinosaurs, base building and pooping. Stop talking about poop, will i like this game? Yes, if you like dinosaurs. Stop talking about dinosaurs, will I like this game? Yes, you can poop.