Wargaming: Hey, we should put our games on Steam. People would like that right? Steam Players: Yes, we want World of Tanks on Steam! Person: See? They want it. Wargaming: Okay! Person: Alright so we just need to set up our pa- Wargaming: Put the mobile game on there. Edit: Someone explain to me why World of Warships is on here in full glory but World of Tanks isn't??

My Intel Celeron 3050U can't handle the regular WoT, but i can play this shity version of WoT at a decent fps rate. So Blitz is the WoT for a gipsy or nigerian guy like myself.

This is basically a budget version of World of Tanks if you don't have the money. Oh wait... World of Tanks is free.

im playing a pc port of a mobile port of a pc game on pc 7/11 not gud

No arty 10/10

Before I played this i had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

The community, collectively, has a lower IQ than bag of rocks.

EDIT: Don't read unless you can take a little sarcasm. Of course, I enjoy the game, but the toxic players and crap devs don't fit in very well. You win? Enemy team calls you trash for being good. You lose? Enemy team calls you trash for being bad. You carry your team? Your team calls you trash for being good. You die in a 1v7? Your team calls you trash for not winning. You use an autoloader? Prepare for the salty post-game messages. You use a derp? Prepare for even more salty messages. You use a light? Everyone calls you a p*ssy. You use a medium? Everyone calls you trash. You use a heavy? Everyone calls you noob. You use a TD? Everyone donates salty messages. You face the enemy head on? Your team calls you moron. You flank? Your team calls you useless. You use an American tank? Team calls you trash. You use a German tank? Team calls you trash. You use a Soviet tank? Team calls you trash. You use a British tank? Team calls you trash. You use a French tank? Team calls you trash. You use a Japanese tank? Team calls you trash. You use a Chinese tank? Team calls you trash. You have a WR <50%? Get called trash. You have a WR >50%? Get called trash. You want nerfs for premiums? IS-7 gets nerfed. You want tanks from WW2 movies and history? Get anime tanks. You see events for premiums? Only paying players (or 24/7 grinders) can get them. You play the game regularly? Stop. You write a review on steam and you don't recommend the game? Random guys call you trash. I have 500+ hours and 7,200 battles on 2 accounts. Not recommended, more toxic than an Overwatch team.

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Human ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☑ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☑ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovley ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☑ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs Yes, i do recommend.

Why the hell are people mad about a World of Tanks with no arty?

1. Play the game 2. Lose to P2W tanks 3. Play the game again. 4. Rant about the outdated and horrible matchmaking it offers 5. Lose 9/10 of your matches 6. Uninstall the game. 7. Live a good life.

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I have over 2000 hours on this game, on PC, phone and tablet. I've been playing this since December 2014, and I have to say, it's utter s**t. I don't even know where to start. The gameplay is dodgy at best, you could get killed by a shot that went through an obstacle or get hit in the most insignificant part of your tank (e.g. cupola) and lose like half your hp. The tech trees suffer constant changes, there used to be lots of tier 2, 3 and 4 tanks, but now they removed it to 1 per tier, in order to help new players, even though some of the tanks they removed (SU-18, AT-1, M3 Lee, T18 etc) simply made the game so much more fun. Everything Wargaming does is to help new players, some of them even get a Löwe in a crate after playing like 4 battles, it's crazy. Nothing gets done for the people that have played this game for years, we get f**k all, except maybe a badge or, if we're lucky, 25 gold. And finally, le pièce de résistance, the community. My God, it's so s**t you cannot imagine. If you think Rust and CS:GO are bad, you don't want to see how much of a piece of s**t this is. You can't go for 5 battles straight without being called a noob by someone, being reported for 'provocative communication' because you told an Italian 12 year old kid with 41% win rate that they need to move because they're blocking your vision, having at least one afk player on your team or being hit by an enemy player that was sitting behind a building. The game is scattered with kids playing on their dad's tablet, calling people noobs (I know, they still use that word) and reporting you to Wargaming and getting banned for 24 hours from chatting. If you do choose to risk your mental health and play this dreadful piece of horses**t, at least avoid using the chat. Finding someone capable of not insulting others is as rare as hen's teeth. To conclude, I would not recommend this game to my worst enemy. If you don't want your veins to explode because of the stress this game will generate, please, for the love of God, stay away from this monstrosity, or at least free up 20gb of space and get the real World of Tanks, because this isn't worth your time, your effort and especially not worth your money. Final rating 2/10

This community, collectively, has a lower IQ than bag of rocks.

this game fucking rigged and almost everyone is toxic in the battles and the pple who made this stupid fucking game gave it to the toxic kids and grown ups bc ive waisted half my life on this shitty ass game bc i have had been sleep deprivide and its a waist of time and space and money to use up and i have over 2000 hours on this fucking game thats how bad of adicting it is to waist half your life and get angry and not relize when you get angry you hurt the ones you love so listen to this and SNAP THE HELL OUT OF THIS FUCKING GAME AND GO DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE OTHER THAN WAIST IT LIKE I ALMOST DID

You can rekt players on mobile phones I rate 10/10 I think im the only guy who played this for 70 hours straight since beta ._.

i'm gay

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This game is useless. Play World of Tanks

Poor mans World of Tanks

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When Your PC is Low end but you still want play WoT.

Could you guys (Wargaming) not have released World of Tanks PC on steam?

1. Play the game 2. Lose to P2W tanks 3. Play the game again. 4. Rant about the outdated and horrible matchmaking it offers 5. Lose 9/10 of your matches 6. Uninstall the game. 7. Live a good life.

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