"What's for dinner?" my kids asked.
"I'll pick up some pizza," I responded.
"When?" they asked.
"In just one more turn. I promise."
6 hours later the lights are off in the rest of the house. I think they gave up and fed themselves cereal. Or maybe my wife packed them up in the car and left to go to her mother's house. I really don't know. I'll go check after this one more turn. Or maybe after the next one.
(Seriously, who does that? I only made them wait an hour. I'm not that heartless.)
Because the Steam Awards requires an update... a couple thousand turns later, my wife is back home, the kids haven't starved, and I still enjoy playing this game. Civ VI is very deserving of the "Just 5 more minutes" award! If it was up to me, I'd rename it to the "Just 5 more hours" award if I could.
"What's for dinner?" my kids asked.
"I'll pick up some pizza," I responded.
"When?" they asked.
"In just one more turn. I promise."
6 hours later the lights are off in the rest of the house. I think they gave up and fed themselves cereal. Or maybe my wife packed them up in the car and left to go to her mother's house. I really don't know. I'll go check after this one more turn. Or maybe after the next one.
(Seriously, who does that? I only made them wait an hour. I'm not that heartless.)
Because the Steam Awards requires an update... a couple thousand turns later, my wife is back home, the kids haven't starved, and I still enjoy playing this game. Civ VI is very deserving of the "Just 5 more minutes" award! If it was up to me, I'd rename it to the "Just 5 more hours" award if I could.
The AI in a nutshell:
Turn 1: Hi
Turn 7: Oh that thing you had no control over? I Hate you for it.
Turn 10: Oh, I settled a city next to your empire in those three useless tundra tiles? You are an expansionist monster!
Turn 15: Denounced for existing
Turn 19: I can't stand you any longer! Prepare to die Pig! *Declares war*
Turn 20: OH SHIT, ALL IS LOST! I SURRENDER!
Turn 21: Oh, I declared war on you, then gave you 3 cities in a peace deal for no reason? Me and all the other AI now hate you forever, Warmongering Fascist.
Turns 22- 999 *rinse and repeat*
I may be beating a dead horse here, but the fish AI in Advanced Warfare was more of a threat than these... "adversaries". But hey, at least I can always buy more useless AI idiots, for ONLY 5$ each. Culture is still good though... If you like staring at an unmanagable wall of generic colored cards every other turn.
6/10
How to beat Delty enemy:
1. Continents map. 2. Choose Rome. 3. Set max 1 turn.
Congrats! You unlock 12 achivements.
Someone tried and said this works EVERY map sizes and EVERY civilization leader.
A WAVE ACHIVEMENTS IS COMING XD
Just like Civilization V, but with some new additions, such as:
+ An art style that looks twice as cartoonish as Civ5, yet twice as lifeless!
+ Brand new $40 DLC game mechanics, as fleshed out and intrusive as a free mod!
+ Districts, the best new game mechanic since Civ4, reigned in by terrible nerfs and horrible build times!
+ Globally influential civilizations, like the famous Amanitore of Nubia! (Remember her? No!?)
+ A robust and well integrated spyware, free with every purchase!
A must have for anyone sick of Civ 5, with a desire for Firaxis watch your every move, and more than $140 bucks to burn!
Watching the opening cinematic, now I know why Sean Bean accepted this job. It's revenge for all the on screen deaths. He got to play a guy who apparently stayed alive for like 5000 years.
>doing a science run against AI
>spawn in center of map, mind my own business
>Teddy decides to settle near me
>immediately denounces me for "settling close to them"
>declares war one me
>captures two of my 3 cities, have to completely focus on military to take it back
>make peace
>start attempting to rebuild cities Teddy destroyed
>Elizabeth doesn't like that i have low pop
>doesn't accept any of my trade deals
>wtf it's Teddy's fault, he's the one that destroyed my cities
>Harald gets mad that i don't have a navy even though we're both literally landlocked
>Harald denounces me
>declares war on me
>takes over same city Teddy took
>starts sieging my capital
>hold them off
>make peace
>try to recover
>Cleopatra doesn't like i have a small army
>wtf you drumb broad, most of them died fighting off 2 invasions
>denounces me
>Meet Barbarossa
>only civ I've met that doesn't hate me
>finally i can trade luxuries and have a friend in this world
>feels good
>he denounces me because apparently I'm not allowed to talk city states
>Harold and Cleopatra declare joint war on me
>f ucking done with Harold
>somehow hold off Cleo and take over Harold's desert capital
>Teddy denounces me because I'm "not keeping the peace"
>get denounced by the remaining other civs as a war mongering menace to the world
>cleo tells me that she likes my military
Good game but the AI agendas are ridiculous.
PVP > PVE
I've gone to therapy multiple times to try and break this addiction. I have relapsed approximately 7 times, Brittany if you're reading this can I please get visitation with the kids.
They still haven't added Austria.... But that's fine, it's not like I'm entirely dependent on Austria for happiness or anything. Good game asides from the absence of Austria. It would be nice if they added Austria, but I don't really care or anything like that, it's just that I thought it might help the game. I don't need Austria. I'm fine.
Whichever employee worked on fixing over 300 UI bugs (25% of UI bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce version-control system, I bet he was a pretty killer dude!
"What's for dinner?" my kids asked.
"I'll pick up some pizza," I responded.
"When?" they asked.
"In just one more turn. I promise."
6 hours later the lights are off in the rest of the house. I think they gave up and fed themselves cereal. Or maybe my wife packed them up in the car and left to go to her mother's house. I really don't know. I'll go check after this one more turn. Or maybe after the next one.
(Seriously, who does that? I only made them wait an hour. I'm not that heartless.)
Because the Steam Awards requires an update... a couple thousand turns later, my wife is back home, the kids haven't starved, and I still enjoy playing this game. Civ VI is very deserving of the "Just 5 more minutes" award! If it was up to me, I'd rename it to the "Just 5 more hours" award if I could.
"What's for dinner?" my kids asked.
"I'll pick up some pizza," I responded.
"When?" they asked.
"In just one more turn. I promise."
6 hours later the lights are off in the rest of the house. I think they gave up and fed themselves cereal. Or maybe my wife packed them up in the car and left to go to her mother's house. I really don't know. I'll go check after this one more turn. Or maybe after the next one.
(Seriously, who does that? I only made them wait an hour. I'm not that heartless.)
Because the Steam Awards requires an update... a couple thousand turns later, my wife is back home, the kids haven't starved, and I still enjoy playing this game. Civ VI is very deserving of the "Just 5 more minutes" award! If it was up to me, I'd rename it to the "Just 5 more hours" award if I could.
The AI in a nutshell:
Turn 1: Hi
Turn 7: Oh that thing you had no control over? I Hate you for it.
Turn 10: Oh, I settled a city next to your empire in those three useless tundra tiles? You are an expansionist monster!
Turn 15: Denounced for existing
Turn 19: I can't stand you any longer! Prepare to die Pig! *Declares war*
Turn 20: OH SHIT, ALL IS LOST! I SURRENDER!
Turn 21: Oh, I declared war on you, then gave you 3 cities in a peace deal for no reason? Me and all the other AI now hate you forever, Warmongering Fascist.
Turns 22- 999 *rinse and repeat*
I may be beating a dead horse here, but the fish AI in Advanced Warfare was more of a threat than these... "adversaries". But hey, at least I can always buy more useless AI idiots, for ONLY 5$ each. Culture is still good though... If you like staring at an unmanagable wall of generic colored cards every other turn.
6/10
How to beat Delty enemy:
1. Continents map. 2. Choose Rome. 3. Set max 1 turn.
Congrats! You unlock 12 achivements.
Someone tried and said this works EVERY map sizes and EVERY civilization leader.
A WAVE ACHIVEMENTS IS COMING XD
Just like Civilization V, but with some new additions, such as:
+ An art style that looks twice as cartoonish as Civ5, yet twice as lifeless!
+ Brand new $40 DLC game mechanics, as fleshed out and intrusive as a free mod!
+ Districts, the best new game mechanic since Civ4, reigned in by terrible nerfs and horrible build times!
+ Globally influential civilizations, like the famous Amanitore of Nubia! (Remember her? No!?)
+ A robust and well integrated spyware, free with every purchase!
A must have for anyone sick of Civ 5, with a desire for Firaxis watch your every move, and more than $140 bucks to burn!
Watching the opening cinematic, now I know why Sean Bean accepted this job. It's revenge for all the on screen deaths. He got to play a guy who apparently stayed alive for like 5000 years.
>doing a science run against AI
>spawn in center of map, mind my own business
>Teddy decides to settle near me
>immediately denounces me for "settling close to them"
>declares war one me
>captures two of my 3 cities, have to completely focus on military to take it back
>make peace
>start attempting to rebuild cities Teddy destroyed
>Elizabeth doesn't like that i have low pop
>doesn't accept any of my trade deals
>wtf it's Teddy's fault, he's the one that destroyed my cities
>Harald gets mad that i don't have a navy even though we're both literally landlocked
>Harald denounces me
>declares war on me
>takes over same city Teddy took
>starts sieging my capital
>hold them off
>make peace
>try to recover
>Cleopatra doesn't like i have a small army
>wtf you drumb broad, most of them died fighting off 2 invasions
>denounces me
>Meet Barbarossa
>only civ I've met that doesn't hate me
>finally i can trade luxuries and have a friend in this world
>feels good
>he denounces me because apparently I'm not allowed to talk city states
>Harold and Cleopatra declare joint war on me
>f ucking done with Harold
>somehow hold off Cleo and take over Harold's desert capital
>Teddy denounces me because I'm "not keeping the peace"
>get denounced by the remaining other civs as a war mongering menace to the world
>cleo tells me that she likes my military
Good game but the AI agendas are ridiculous.
PVP > PVE
I've gone to therapy multiple times to try and break this addiction. I have relapsed approximately 7 times, Brittany if you're reading this can I please get visitation with the kids.
They still haven't added Austria.... But that's fine, it's not like I'm entirely dependent on Austria for happiness or anything. Good game asides from the absence of Austria. It would be nice if they added Austria, but I don't really care or anything like that, it's just that I thought it might help the game. I don't need Austria. I'm fine.
Whichever employee worked on fixing over 300 UI bugs (25% of UI bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce version-control system, I bet he was a pretty killer dude!
