Created my character, went and bought a mask, robbed a store with a pistol that had no ammo, store clerk noticed gun was empty and shot me several times, then I went home and played GTA, and it was pretty great. 11/10
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank.
If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried.
Its on 9GAG http://9gag.com/gag/agqG7jn/15-steam-reviews-that-are-hilariously-honest 7th review.
Thanks guys!
My day so far:
- Walked around the streets.
- Saw a car I liked
- Stole the car
- Drove around like a crazy person killing people
- Police started to chase me
- Killed the police
- Managed to shake the police
- Started to become night
- Saw a hooker and honked the horn
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- Went back home
- Decided to play GTA 5
The first thing I read was a tooltip telling me to call a contact called "Blimp". I did this. I ended up hiring a blimp.
I didn't know how to fly, so I accidentally flew into controlled airspace.
I was getting shot down, so bailed out assuming I'd have a parachute.
I didn't have one.
I landed in the ocean and survived.
I didn't know how to swim.
I drowned.
Playing fetch with my dog Chop.
Threw the ball at a pedestrian to see what would happen.
Pedestrian gets pissed, but I accidentally pull out my shotgun.
Pedestrian runs away in fear.
Suddenly my dog decides to chase him down and maul him.
The pedestrian dies.
Go back to playing fetch.
2 minutes later an ambulance arrives for the mauled guy, runs over Chop.
Karma is a bitch :'(
I love this game.
More seriously though: I've played every GTA since 3, and they've all been fun but only for a short amount of time. I only did missions for the sake of progress and to get new stuff. I never cared really. Not the case with 5 at all. I haven't come across a single thing that I can point at and say "that's not good". The depth and attention to detail with every single thing is incredible. The character switching really keeps the singleplayer fresh too. Every feature/facet/minigame feels equally or more detailed than games that focus on those specific things alone.
My GTA V Online Experience:
>after a long day at work i feel like playing GTA Online
>takes car out of garage
>gets killed by hacker
>respawns and gets killed again
>finds new server
>gets car out of garage
>hacker teleports inside my car
>changes the colour from black to yellow
>dissapears and blows my car up
>finds new server
>drives car for 5 minutes
>gta closes unexpectedly
>tries to re connect to rockstar
>rockstar is unavailable at this time
>tries to connect two days later
>plays gta online
>starts to rob a store
>hacker teleports to me and kills me
>respawns and tries to rob another store
>hacker kills everyone on server
>gta closes unexpectedly
>ragequit
>uninstall.
Created my character, went and bought a mask, robbed a store with a pistol that had no ammo, store clerk noticed gun was empty and shot me several times, then I went home and played GTA, and it was pretty great. 11/10
If you have friends, this is a great game to play with them.
If you don't have any friends, this is a great game to play alone.
If you don't have the game to play, get the money for it.
If you don't have the money for it, get a job.
If you don't have a job, rob the bank.
If you get arrested robbing the bank, at least you tried.
Its on 9GAG http://9gag.com/gag/agqG7jn/15-steam-reviews-that-are-hilariously-honest 7th review.
Thanks guys!
My day so far:
- Walked around the streets.
- Saw a car I liked
- Stole the car
- Drove around like a crazy person killing people
- Police started to chase me
- Killed the police
- Managed to shake the police
- Started to become night
- Saw a hooker and honked the horn
-
- Went back home
- Decided to play GTA 5
The first thing I read was a tooltip telling me to call a contact called "Blimp". I did this. I ended up hiring a blimp.
I didn't know how to fly, so I accidentally flew into controlled airspace.
I was getting shot down, so bailed out assuming I'd have a parachute.
I didn't have one.
I landed in the ocean and survived.
I didn't know how to swim.
I drowned.
Playing fetch with my dog Chop.
Threw the ball at a pedestrian to see what would happen.
Pedestrian gets pissed, but I accidentally pull out my shotgun.
Pedestrian runs away in fear.
Suddenly my dog decides to chase him down and maul him.
The pedestrian dies.
Go back to playing fetch.
2 minutes later an ambulance arrives for the mauled guy, runs over Chop.
Karma is a bitch :'(
I love this game.
More seriously though: I've played every GTA since 3, and they've all been fun but only for a short amount of time. I only did missions for the sake of progress and to get new stuff. I never cared really. Not the case with 5 at all. I haven't come across a single thing that I can point at and say "that's not good". The depth and attention to detail with every single thing is incredible. The character switching really keeps the singleplayer fresh too. Every feature/facet/minigame feels equally or more detailed than games that focus on those specific things alone.
My GTA V Online Experience:
>after a long day at work i feel like playing GTA Online
>takes car out of garage
>gets killed by hacker
>respawns and gets killed again
>finds new server
>gets car out of garage
>hacker teleports inside my car
>changes the colour from black to yellow
>dissapears and blows my car up
>finds new server
>drives car for 5 minutes
>gta closes unexpectedly
>tries to re connect to rockstar
>rockstar is unavailable at this time
>tries to connect two days later
>plays gta online
>starts to rob a store
>hacker teleports to me and kills me
>respawns and tries to rob another store
>hacker kills everyone on server
>gta closes unexpectedly
>ragequit
>uninstall.
