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No Man's SkyNo Man's Sky
This game has endless possiblities. Almost all of which are not featured in this game. I had a great time playing this game. For the first 8 hours and then it was just a grind. I just couldn't stop playing it. Mostly because I hoped for something awesome at the center. But there is literally nothing at the center. It actually takes things away from you instead. I got all the achievements But, I still don't have all of the blueprints. Message Found, Message Already Learned This Game is great at wasting your time. 18/18quintillion Would recommend tossing this game into a blackhole.
15702 votes funny
This game has endless possiblities. Almost all of which are not featured in this game. I had a great time playing this game. For the first 8 hours and then it was just a grind. I just couldn't stop playing it. Mostly because I hoped for something awesome at the center. But there is literally nothing at the center. It actually takes things away from you instead. I got all the achievements But, I still don't have all of the blueprints. Message Found, Message Already Learned This Game is great at wasting your time. 18/18quintillion Would recommend tossing this game into a blackhole.
15702 votes funny
The refund button works well.
12543 votes funny
No Man's PC can handle it.
11464 votes funny
I overpaid.
10859 votes funny
I could have bought 2 bags of weed instead.
7916 votes funny
This game has more cons than planets.
5066 votes funny
Pros: - mr Sean Murray sold it well - the hype train was cool - i got to return it and get my money back Cons: - the actual game
4455 votes funny
Started on Gek planet. Found knowledge stone within 5 minutes of exploring the area. Learned Gek word for "Get". Found another knowledge stone within 5 more minutes of exploring. Learned Gek word for "High". 10/10 EDIT: Per recommendation of a commenter, I've changed my rating. 4/20
3740 votes funny
Steam refund simulator 2016 10/10 would refund again Lmao seeing all these triggered people in the comments is so funny
3284 votes funny
Runs like a fat woman. Surprisingly, she changed her diet, started to exercise, and now shes about an 7/10. I would probably bang her after a few beers.
2718 votes funny
Thank you internet historian, very cool!
2592 votes funny
A mile wide but an inch deep. I can not express it better.
2485 votes funny
Top 10 video game resurrection
2174 votes funny
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
1850 votes funny
Imagine a guy comes up to you and beats the s.h.i.t out of you and leaves you for death, steals all your shit, and sleeps with your wife. Then, over the next year, he pays for all your medical bills, checks up on you regluarly to make sure everything is ok, and tries so often (but not say it explicity) to apologize for the wife thing. He then takes you out and buys you ice cream and you guys become good friends. What do you say in this situation? This is No Man's Sky.
1835 votes funny
Crashes on open every time. gg *For the complainers, for $60 I expect a game that works*
1726 votes funny
Procedural generated Disappointment
1694 votes funny
If you like the first 5 seconds of the opening screen over and over again, this game is for you. As for the gameplay, i have no clue because apparently its to hard to implement a game after having it finished for a long time.
1554 votes funny
I saw an alien with four schlongs
1461 votes funny
The Zuko redemption arc of gaming.
1176 votes funny
open game wow nice title cuts to white screen confusion "what now" crash reopen game nice title again white again crash repeat lots to be able to write review ps will change if this game is ever fixed (i never picked this game back up but from all the comments i can assume its fixed and a good game now no need to spam the comments anymore)
1176 votes funny
I fed a dinosaur and it smiled at me 10/10
1056 votes funny
No man's refund
1029 votes funny
Toss up between No Man's Sky and Jesus for greatest resurrection ever, with Jesus narrowly winning because Christianity has a more extensive mulitplayer.
1003 votes funny
Overhyped, poorly optimized, indie game made by 15 people, being sold for AAA price. It's shallow, empty, repetitive and boring. Their 18 quintillion planets are just a bunch of re-color of the same assets, randomly generated with different combinations. Their representation of the universe is inaccurate, every single planet and moon i've seen is inhabited with life and/or vegetation, there are no gas giants, no ring systems. Also, black holes are literally portals. So astronomy enthusiasts, beware, if you thought this would be a space sim you're wrong, it is vaguely based on the real universe. About the gameplay, you scan stuff, you mine materials, find some outposts, fill out your ship and your gear, run out of inventory space, go to the nearest space station, sell your sh*t, and then you move on the the next planet. That's basically what you do until you reach the center of the galaxy for a NG+. About the combat, the ground and space shooting are mediocre at best. All planetary outposts and space stations look the same. There is a very limited variety of NPCs, there is 3 different intelligent species you can interact with, the same 3 guys with different clothes basically, all NPC interactions are essentially the same. All ships look like toys. And all alien life forms look like they were made by a child using Spore creature creator. The excitement lasts for about the first few planets, then the repetition sinks in, and you're left with a feeling of huge disappointment. I have completed the Atlas Path and completed all achievements, i'm on my way to the center of the galaxy, but i'm not sure if i will continue, because i'm already bored of the game. UPDATE: I have now reached the center of the galaxy after 14 straight hours of warping only stopping on planets to recharge the warp drive. I ended up in the Hilbert Dimension, the second galaxy. Uninstalled the game. DO NOT BUY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Also, what i really want to talk about is how they straight out lied about it being multiplayer. And the game simply does not look like it did on the trailers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8P2CZg3sJQ The problem is not the fact that you can't see or interact and play together with other people, it's the fact that they said it was possible and it isn't. I'm perfectly fine with the game not having multiplayer, i play single-player games and i enjoy them. What i have a problem with, is they straight out lied about it being multiplayer, that is unacceptable, a game developer cannot do that and get away with it. I am sick of these vague as f*ck tweets from Sean Murray implying something but not stating it clearly. It's just a series of shady moves they make over and over again, careful choice of words leaving multiple interpretations, misleading disinformation. Not even the press knows what to make of it. They actually covered with a sticker the multiplayer icon from the PEGI score on the Limited Edition box. Sauce: http://www.pcgamer.com/no-mans-sky-limited-edition-box-has-online-play-icon-hidden-under-sticker/ After years of clearly stating that it was multiplayer, ONE DAY BEFORE the PS4 launch, they tweet that the game is not ''a multiplayer experience'' then tweet that ''The chances of two players ever crossing paths in a universe this large is pretty much zero'' contradicting the previous tweet. Sean Murray specifically said on interviews you could see and interact with other players, and play together. Then on the first day it has been confirmed by two streamers that tried to meet up, they were in the same system, same planet, same spot, and couldn't see each other, for one of them it was day time, for the other one it was night time. And the kicker? Hello Games are celebrating that ''two players encountered each other'', and then say that they were having server problems, implying that's why the players couldn't meet. How can they be so deceitful? Do not buy this game. This should be in Early Access and it is worth $20 max. I honestly don't understand the mentality of "Give them some time. Eventually be good." Sorry but if the game's release price is $60, it should be worth $60 at release. This is not a beta or a Early Access, although it looks and plays like one, this is a full release. If you're looking for a good single-player exploration sandbox game, get Subnautica. A indie game with a indie game price. 92% overall positive reviews. Has actual survival mechanics, crafting mechanics, building mechanics. Better graphics and VR support. Update: Jimquisition quoted me! http://www.thejimquisition.com/metabombed-no-mans-sky-is-worthless-in-every-way/
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