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76561198026070700

Recommended33 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
>go downtown
>look for customers
>sell loads of weed
>business going good
>rake in lots of cash
>suddenly cops show up out of nowhere
>ohshit.mp3
>run away
>run all the way back home
>play schedule 1 for stress relief
2861 votes funny
76561198026070700

Recommended33 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
>go downtown
>look for customers
>sell loads of weed
>business going good
>rake in lots of cash
>suddenly cops show up out of nowhere
>ohshit.mp3
>run away
>run all the way back home
>play schedule 1 for stress relief
2861 votes funny
76561199198240087

Recommended64 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Bought the game, brewed cocaine and meth with a friend but he got caught and he ratted me out for 1 gram of cocaine and I got caught and we all went to jail but when we got out we decided to play this game.
I recommend it
2531 votes funny
76561198038243686

Recommended22 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
A woman came up to me and asked for weed, didn't like the price I offered, proceeded to stab me with a broken glass bottle. 10/10
2069 votes funny
76561198870757512

Recommended15 hrs played
10/10 game. First i planted some weed and sold it all. Then i cooked up some meth. After that i went home, relaxed and played this game.
1351 votes funny
76561197993721539

Recommended15 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
Made a type of weed that the game called Tokyo Shart that gave the smoker pitch black skin and makes them bald.
1255 votes funny
76561199365006962

Recommended9 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
✅ Teaches valuable life skills (supply & demand, customer service, avoiding snitches)
✅ Realistic police AI (they always show up when I’m finally making money)
✅ My friends are now suspicious of why I know so much about "weight conversions"
❌ No option to escape to South America when things go bad
1042 votes funny
76561199556109102

Recommended1031 hrs played (112 hrs at review)
10/10 game. First i planted some weed and sold it all. Then i cooked up some meth. After that i went home, relaxed and played this game.
910 votes funny
76561199019451985

Recommended52 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
day time comes: pickpocket the whole city
night time comes: go gambling with the boys
(drugs sold 0)
10/10 game
827 votes funny
76561199401366656

Recommended23 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
Not so easy in real life, after i completed demo i did it in real life because i couldnt wait for full release and got locked up for 15 years
806 votes funny
76561198205882091

Recommended13 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
good casino game, has side activities with some kind of drug making, havent done them much
763 votes funny
76561199156643207

Recommended22 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
-move to a new city
-get stash from some old guy
-start dealing drugs
-become known dealer on the streets
-grow your drug power
-gather more dealers to create gang
-attack the cartel
-become the biggest drug cartel in the city
-find this game called "Schedule 1"
-play
10/10
754 votes funny
76561199375415830

Recommended18 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
1. Load into game
2. Sell trash for money until millionaire
3. Find out you can sell drugs? That's pretty awesome.
639 votes funny
76561198048568175

Recommended54 hrs played (41 hrs at review)
drugs bad
video games bad
negative + negative = positive
drug + game = good
quick maths
526 votes funny
76561198023456274

Recommended18 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
The game-play loop is so tight, I can use it to tie off and inject more.
449 votes funny
76561198014894892

Recommended32 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
Love this game
I was dealing drugs in an rv and it blew up
Got a motel and sold some weed
Created a meth empire
Then hopped on the game
307 votes funny
76561199188171085

Recommended93 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
I just got a 180 day ban on FB because i was talking about this game.
10/10 highly recommend
298 votes funny
76561197994261418

Recommended31 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Downloaded the demo
Immediately punch an NPC until they are knocked out
Open dumpster and put the body inside
Hear snoring the next time I pass the dumpster
10/10 demo, bought game
Also the music has no business being this good. Ho Lee.
263 votes funny
76561197997060218

Recommended61 hrs played (48 hrs at review)
Look.. I'm old, started gaming in the 90's old. This is the easiest "trust me bro" of my life : Buy this game.
First time I buy a game and feel like I'm the one who robbed the devs.
The game keeps blowing your mind as you progress with its layers of depth, constantly challenging you how to grow your empire and engaging you to reach that Scarface status.
You are producing all of these crazy drugs causing the NPC's to get addicted but none is getting more addicted than you with this game.
Buy and enjoy
No thanks needed
211 votes funny
76561199384343768

Recommended50 hrs played (30 hrs at review)
drugs. skateboarding. money laundering. face tattoos. punching randoms and the ability to get away with murder. yup. worth every penny. 10/10
208 votes funny
76561197996905887

Not Recommended12 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
This game is like going to the sperm bank.
Fun and exciting in the beginning. As time goes on you slowly realize that in the end, all you do, is moving your hand back and forth as your staring blankly on a screen while filling jars.
174 votes funny
76561199388966295

Recommended15 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
this game is more addictive than those laundry detergent pods
166 votes funny
76561198041104766

Recommended21 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
Surprisingly addicting, building my drug empire had me planning out each day's weed deliveries, stops at the hardware store for supplies, managing my plants growth....
Until I started to progress more and more. Now I launder thousands of dollars of clean cash a day and my employees produce so much product my dealers struggle to push it all. I won't be satisfied until I'm selling the highest quality smack and have the entire town addicted to my goods. The empire must grow.
159 votes funny
76561198097689266

Recommended25 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I made my own strain by combining Green Crack with mouthwash and the game named it Fat Cum.
10/10
124 votes funny
76561198313028700

Recommended14 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
created my character black, got in the game and 1 sek after the police searched my for no reason 10/10 would do it again
124 votes funny
76561198976888805

Recommended32 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
Devs know the drill they gave us free sample to get us addicted and buy more well it worked
117 votes funny
Schedule I
Apr 16, 2025
Apr 16, 2025
Mar 29, 2025
Mar 30, 2025
Mar 24, 2025
Mar 29, 2025
Apr 3, 2025
Mar 30, 2025
Mar 28, 2025
Apr 7, 2025
Mar 25, 2025
Mar 26, 2025
Apr 14, 2025
Mar 26, 2025
Mar 27, 2025
Mar 30, 2025
Apr 7, 2025
Mar 26, 2025
Apr 3, 2025
Apr 12, 2025
Apr 6, 2025
Mar 30, 2025
Mar 27, 2025
Mar 26, 2025
Mar 25, 2025
Mar 24, 2025

76561198026070700

Recommended33 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
>go downtown
>look for customers
>sell loads of weed
>business going good
>rake in lots of cash
>suddenly cops show up out of nowhere
>ohshit.mp3
>run away
>run all the way back home
>play schedule 1 for stress relief
2861 votes funny
76561198026070700

Recommended33 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
>go downtown
>look for customers
>sell loads of weed
>business going good
>rake in lots of cash
>suddenly cops show up out of nowhere
>ohshit.mp3
>run away
>run all the way back home
>play schedule 1 for stress relief
2861 votes funny
76561199198240087

Recommended64 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Bought the game, brewed cocaine and meth with a friend but he got caught and he ratted me out for 1 gram of cocaine and I got caught and we all went to jail but when we got out we decided to play this game.
I recommend it
2531 votes funny
76561198038243686

Recommended22 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
A woman came up to me and asked for weed, didn't like the price I offered, proceeded to stab me with a broken glass bottle. 10/10
2069 votes funny
76561198870757512

Recommended15 hrs played
10/10 game. First i planted some weed and sold it all. Then i cooked up some meth. After that i went home, relaxed and played this game.
1351 votes funny
76561197993721539

Recommended15 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
Made a type of weed that the game called Tokyo Shart that gave the smoker pitch black skin and makes them bald.
1255 votes funny
76561199365006962

Recommended9 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
✅ Teaches valuable life skills (supply & demand, customer service, avoiding snitches)
✅ Realistic police AI (they always show up when I’m finally making money)
✅ My friends are now suspicious of why I know so much about "weight conversions"
❌ No option to escape to South America when things go bad
1042 votes funny
76561199556109102

Recommended1031 hrs played (112 hrs at review)
10/10 game. First i planted some weed and sold it all. Then i cooked up some meth. After that i went home, relaxed and played this game.
910 votes funny
76561199019451985

Recommended52 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
day time comes: pickpocket the whole city
night time comes: go gambling with the boys
(drugs sold 0)
10/10 game
827 votes funny
76561199401366656

Recommended23 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
Not so easy in real life, after i completed demo i did it in real life because i couldnt wait for full release and got locked up for 15 years
806 votes funny
76561198205882091

Recommended13 hrs played (9 hrs at review)
good casino game, has side activities with some kind of drug making, havent done them much
763 votes funny
76561199156643207

Recommended22 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
-move to a new city
-get stash from some old guy
-start dealing drugs
-become known dealer on the streets
-grow your drug power
-gather more dealers to create gang
-attack the cartel
-become the biggest drug cartel in the city
-find this game called "Schedule 1"
-play
10/10
754 votes funny
76561199375415830

Recommended18 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
1. Load into game
2. Sell trash for money until millionaire
3. Find out you can sell drugs? That's pretty awesome.
639 votes funny
76561198048568175

Recommended54 hrs played (41 hrs at review)
drugs bad
video games bad
negative + negative = positive
drug + game = good
quick maths
526 votes funny
76561198023456274

Recommended18 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
The game-play loop is so tight, I can use it to tie off and inject more.
449 votes funny
76561198014894892

Recommended32 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
Love this game
I was dealing drugs in an rv and it blew up
Got a motel and sold some weed
Created a meth empire
Then hopped on the game
307 votes funny
76561199188171085

Recommended93 hrs played (47 hrs at review)
I just got a 180 day ban on FB because i was talking about this game.
10/10 highly recommend
298 votes funny
76561197994261418

Recommended31 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
Downloaded the demo
Immediately punch an NPC until they are knocked out
Open dumpster and put the body inside
Hear snoring the next time I pass the dumpster
10/10 demo, bought game
Also the music has no business being this good. Ho Lee.
263 votes funny
76561197997060218

Recommended61 hrs played (48 hrs at review)
Look.. I'm old, started gaming in the 90's old. This is the easiest "trust me bro" of my life : Buy this game.
First time I buy a game and feel like I'm the one who robbed the devs.
The game keeps blowing your mind as you progress with its layers of depth, constantly challenging you how to grow your empire and engaging you to reach that Scarface status.
You are producing all of these crazy drugs causing the NPC's to get addicted but none is getting more addicted than you with this game.
Buy and enjoy
No thanks needed
211 votes funny
76561199384343768

Recommended50 hrs played (30 hrs at review)
drugs. skateboarding. money laundering. face tattoos. punching randoms and the ability to get away with murder. yup. worth every penny. 10/10
208 votes funny
76561197996905887

Not Recommended12 hrs played (12 hrs at review)
This game is like going to the sperm bank.
Fun and exciting in the beginning. As time goes on you slowly realize that in the end, all you do, is moving your hand back and forth as your staring blankly on a screen while filling jars.
174 votes funny
76561199388966295

Recommended15 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
this game is more addictive than those laundry detergent pods
166 votes funny
76561198041104766

Recommended21 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
Surprisingly addicting, building my drug empire had me planning out each day's weed deliveries, stops at the hardware store for supplies, managing my plants growth....
Until I started to progress more and more. Now I launder thousands of dollars of clean cash a day and my employees produce so much product my dealers struggle to push it all. I won't be satisfied until I'm selling the highest quality smack and have the entire town addicted to my goods. The empire must grow.
159 votes funny
76561198097689266

Recommended25 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I made my own strain by combining Green Crack with mouthwash and the game named it Fat Cum.
10/10
124 votes funny
76561198313028700

Recommended14 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
created my character black, got in the game and 1 sek after the police searched my for no reason 10/10 would do it again
124 votes funny
76561198976888805

Recommended32 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
Devs know the drill they gave us free sample to get us addicted and buy more well it worked
117 votes funny