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鬼谷八荒 Tale of Immortal鬼谷八荒 Tale of Immortal
I got a quest to kill a women, turns out her Dad and Husband are 2 times stronger then me... They hunt me down and I had to keep escaping and using charms to avoid detection. Goes on for a year or two. I get caught and beat down. The dad says I was too weak and pathetic to kill and left. Husband comes and murders me. This was not worth the 350 odd spirit stones for her life... Fix for failure to start - https://steamcommunity.com/app/1468810/discussions/0/3469478215312091827/
147 votes funny
I got a quest to kill a women, turns out her Dad and Husband are 2 times stronger then me... They hunt me down and I had to keep escaping and using charms to avoid detection. Goes on for a year or two. I get caught and beat down. The dad says I was too weak and pathetic to kill and left. Husband comes and murders me. This was not worth the 350 odd spirit stones for her life... Fix for failure to start - https://steamcommunity.com/app/1468810/discussions/0/3469478215312091827/
147 votes funny
Some one tried stealing my spirit stones, i beat the shit out of them, Spared them for i am a benevolent person, Their Father who is three realms above me comes after me and 1 hits me. 10/10 would court death again.
123 votes funny
Wow. Where do I start? I walked out of tutorial and went into a fight with a cultivator who I immediately didn't like due to their arrogant text bubble. The cultivator was typical trash, unworthy of even my breath. But he defeated me, I decided i would rather die than beg for my life. He killed me, and i wrote down his name and reloaded the save. I then proceeded to respec into sword, and cultivate my ass for revenge. But i couldn't find him... So i searched the internet and found a trainer for this game. By some miracle there is a section that lets you teleport to people whose name you know... hehe I ignored all the level up cheat nonsense and immediately teleported to this bastard, i attacked him and beat him. He begged for his life and offered me some garbage to spare him. He was lying. I knew he had better stuff in his inventory but he was saying the garbage he was offering was the best he had. I decapitated him. After this, his wife, kids, friends and family all hated me and would periodically come to me and try to kill me. Like mosquitos, they wanted blood. So I had to chop off all of their heads one by one as they came. This snowballed into even more people hating me and trying to kill me. I always killed the bastards that tried to kill me. As the snowball got bigger and bigger, even tougher bastards were coming for me. It wasn't easy, but trash is trash and I killed them all. Sometimes they would escape so i would just type their name in, chase them down and finish them. Every month-end I'd prepare myself for stronger and stronger trash. Like some kind of garbage dump they just kept pouring in. By the time I had reached the end of the current content, I'd have wiped out entire bloodlines and generations of people. All this, just because I didn't like the way one guy spoke to me. Indeed, if this game has shown me anything, it is that they are all trash, not worthy of even being called trash. How dare they even think to approach me. btw the game is pretty good, very accurate portrayal of a cultivation story.
106 votes funny
We need English!!!
101 votes funny
We need English!!!!!
59 votes funny
I can't read Chinise, even though I bought this game. The gameplay feels smooth and the amount of loot, customizations and NPCs is colossal. I really encourage devs and community to aim for an English translation. Thanks for the opportunity of being able to get closer to Chinise culture
52 votes funny
Really good game! Cant stop playing. You should support English language or open workshop for player so that we can translate to other language!
46 votes funny
WE NEED ENGLISH
45 votes funny
Made a good character everyone gave me materials Made a evil character everyone gave me a beating
41 votes funny
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38 votes funny
No one's gonna read the comments, so i'm writing that i'm gay
37 votes funny
Please do some rough translation to English.
31 votes funny
You definitely shouldn't buy this game. I bought it 12/23 and 11 days later have wasted 125 hours but young masters are still kicking sand in my face and my one jade beauty is pure evil but I gotta stick with her as she's the only one who's ever shown up to help me in a fight. What do..
30 votes funny
I can confirm that my social credit score is increased after playing this game.
30 votes funny
Every NPC will rob you, send you to kill a monster and stab your back or demand absurd things from you. If you fight back, they will humiliate you if you lose; if you win, they will claim that their parent, master, spouse, child, grandchild, sworn sibling, adopt mother/father... are mighty figure, and if you killed them, you will doom. If you let them go they will come back for revenge, If you killed them, their friend, parent, master, and everyone that close to them will come at you... if you killed one of those guy their parent master husband/wife..... everyone will come.... 10/10 The most shameless NPC I've ever seen.
29 votes funny
The Chinese are holding me hostage to play this game
29 votes funny
chad genocidal china wizard novel mc is me now
27 votes funny
10级的你想升到11级,需要6个一级元素以及一些一级丹药 20级的你想升到21级,需要6个二级元素以及一些二级丹药 30级的你想升到31级,需要6个三级元素以及一些三级丹药…… 1级技能是丢一块石头 10级技能是丢一块伤害更高射程更远的石头 20级技能是丢两块石头…… 普通功法是丢石头 稀有功法是带两个词缀的丢石头 传说功法是带有5个词缀的丢石头…… 在初始城镇你要打一级怪刷一级材料交一级任务 在前期城镇你要打二级怪刷二级材料交二级任务 在中后期城镇你要打三级怪刷三级材料交三级任务…… 功法变了个词缀就是新功法 丹药回复量加了个8就是新丹药 进阶材料换个boss掉落就是新进阶材料 我玩这个还不如玩jb! ---------------------------------------------- 请孝子们不要再闹笑话了,不管是其他游戏的经验时长还是单独这个游戏的经验时长我都不会逊于你们,要反对我请反对我说的缺点,别只会乱喷,那只会展现你们那低下的语言和逻辑能力。 我的游戏时长和成就都有记录,我自己摸索玩了十几个小时,这种时长足够让一个人了解任何一个游戏的大部分玩法,所以没人能说我不了解只会喷。 我的成就也记录得很清楚,我没看攻略没开修改器,手动刷材料手动赚钱,手动刷声望换功法,自己摸索着升了天阶筑基,自己摸索着刷了最好的材料结晶,没人能说我不认真对待不会玩。 我在港区,高价区,买这游戏花的钱比国区的人都要高,没人能说我抠门。 我有资格批评这个游戏,而且这个游戏就是垃圾,不谢
25 votes funny
A good game to get into if you know how to read Chinese and have knowledge of Chinese WuXia Mythology.
18 votes funny
EDIT: The devs have recently stated that they're still planning to go ahead with using the Steam Workshop, after having some communication and coordination with Valve. I will gladly wait to see how it's implemented, then update my review accordingly. So for a while, I was playing Tale of Immortal. And it was good! Seriously, I do enjoy the game and the story telling and how no two play-through's, despite the set story interactions, ever play the same way twice. Trust me. Every thing is randomized and it's awesome. The music is great, the game play is simple, yet engaging and you can spend a lot of time having fun here. That being said? The uh. The modding. Suffice to say it's gone all third party, and only available to individuals residing in China. And the TOS for the third party powered, chinese phone number required to verify (yes, I'm not kidding), mod tools? Read like a bloody manifesto to defend the state from all criticism, foreign and domestic. Quite literally under the scrutinous eyeballs of the CCP and their network of censors, ready to report you to the nearest bag and grab team for re-education, should you make a mod that risks plunging your social credit score below the state approved minimum. Or at least that's what it feels like. If you want to play the game to play the game? Okay. Play the game. But make no mistake. This is a, sadly, chinese title, subject to the laws and regulations of the nation of West Taiwan. Yeah I said it.
16 votes funny
Chinese Jedi go on a adventure to gain Super Saiyan God ki, while battling the next gym leader to become the king of cultivation. Go see fantastic scenes such as battling your mom, and battling your adopted sister to become the head Jedi master.
15 votes funny
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14 votes funny
It is an amazing game, and extremely addicting. I love it, yet there is a major problem. On the final boss of the entire game there is a massive bug. Every time I attempt the battle my GPU overloads, the fan sounds like it is a jet plane taking off, the monitor turns off, and everything locks up. I have to unplug the PC to turn it off, so my computer doesn't fry. The game works smoothly without any issue for the entire game up until the final boss, then it is just completely broken. The worst bug I have experienced in 30+ years of gaming. Not only does it happen at the very end of the game, robbing you from the ending but it could literally damage your computer as well. I tried asking for help and reporting it as well but there are no replies, nothing. I almost want to say the game is worth playing, and just don't fight the last boss, but I can't recommend a game that could damage a person's computer. It is a real shame.
14 votes funny
Perfect game, honestly. Started as no name cultivator. During one of the dungeons I find an incredibly strong heavily wounded guy on the floor who is much ahead of me in the cultivation realm I was living at. Saved his live, went back to my chores. One day meet him at the town, he suggests me to join the sect that he was actually the elder of. I was like, yeah, sure, sounds great! He also took me as his apprentice. I didn't know shit about fire magic but since my new master had it mastered up to the highest level skills (the red ones) he just taught me them one by one and damn I just started smashing everything after gaining access to them. Was kinda cool until some cultivator from another realm one day...killed my master. Just like that. I wrote down that dude's name, teleported through the cities until I found him, decided to challenge him, got my ass whooped so hard that instead of killing me he just humiliated me. And then some dude killed my generous adoptive mother as well. Really, NPCs are dying left and right, fighting over titles, rivalries, loot, stealing items from each other, etc. Crazy interactive world. Also, one day got an event about a girl being harassed by a guy, who wanted to perform a dual cultivation with her (bake his sausage in her oven to get exp in other words). Saved her, went on. Then in some desolated desert she randomly shows up being like 'Oh, what a coincidence that we've met!'. Confused, I was like 'okay?' and went on. Then she gets me in some random forest and randomly compliments my cultivation progress. Then in some mountains praised me for killing a mythical beast. That girl went full on stalker mode. No matter where I went, she just showed up in 2-3 months to give me things, offer help or just praise me. Every time accompanied by 'oh, what a surprise that we've absolutely coincidentally met each other in this dark forest at 3 am with no people aroudn :3'.
14 votes funny
I started as an demonic path character. Nobody really liked my character. Righteous path npcs would talk to me in town or the wild and tell me I'm dumb for being kinda evil and relationship would go down. Finally meet a girl who is demonic path like me, Hu Henyu. We become friendly, we train together, we trade items, I follow her on my map so I can help her if shes in trouble. Years go by, gaining strength, doing dungeons, getting loot, training techniques. She's stronger than me, she gives me items for my cultivation, talks me up to people and we eventually we become sworn sisters. NPCs who follow the righteous path tell me to stop talking to her, that I shouldn't be friend with her. I tell them to buzzoff. She is my most trusted ally. Get stronger, join a Sect. A higher up in the sect tells me I should become his disciple, I do. Years go by, I get stronger and still very close to my Sworn Elder sister. One day i get a message " Hu Henyu was heavily injured in a battle with "Loser A" but narrowly escapes him. Oh fuck no, I search the map for Loser A, how dare he attack my only true ally. Hes hard to find but on the day of the great auction I find him in town and beat him with-in an inch of his life. Loser offers me every item he has to spare him. I take the option that says "Keep your items loser" and humiliate him in front of the entire town. "Relationship with Master goes down a lot" turns out Loser is my Masters son. Years go by they clash multiple times injuring each other. Finally my Sworn Elder Sister wins and kills Loser A. Finally its over, I was wrong. 3 Months later " Hu Henyu barely escapes from an attack..from my Master. I'm worried she my die while my Master seeks revenge. I find her in a town and give her some items to help her advance her cultivation. I meet her father while I'm there it was nice to make more friends. Two months go by i meet her again and check her relationship board. "Father(deceased)"...by my masters hand. I'm furious, I JUST met him and its already done. I let this go on too long. I've grow, its been years of My master chasing my Elder sister and beating her close to death. My spear techniques now surpass my entire Sect. Its time to end this, I chase my master down and we fight to the death in a grassy field. He begs for his life, I ignore him and end it. My Sworn Elder Sister is safe, revenge for her and her father taken. Continue the game, none of that was part of the games story or missions or anything. Every NPC has their own thing going on and you sometime get wrapped up in this crazy shit that sounds like it was part of the planned game but its not. Its not my only weird game NPC story either. Love it for its NPC system/relationships. Only wish Eng translation was slightly better.
14 votes funny

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