Me 50% of the time: I'm so cooked. Me the other 50% of the time: I'm so back.

Number go up BIG. But also sometimes number go down big? Unsure how to feel when that happens. Please fix this devs.

Hello friend! Sorry i didn't answer all of your previous emails, i was busy fliping coins! You know... the thing we talked about before I moved out? This is my new career path and it's going pretty great! I didn't make any money of it yet... but today i got to grandmaster 1 rank! Can you believe it?????? It's pretty high, probably only 5% make it to the level i'm at! Oh wait... i got unlucky and lost it all, i'm bronze 1 now... oh, wait a sec... ... ... OMG I'M ANOMALY 1 NOW!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I'M GOING TO BE A MILIONIRE!!!!!!!! HHAHAAHHHHAHA!!! ... ... ... ... nvm, i got banned. Don't write to me ever again.

Game was fun for a few hours, eventually gets to the point where I have no idea what's happening anymore and stuff just keeps popping up on the screen. Can't learn how the game works fast enough before more mechanics get thrown in my face.

You flip the coin! Things happen! Things never stop happening. It's all still happening. We can't stop it. It's already too late. They tried to warn us. Alice, Bob... I'm sorry. Our time is up. Q-Up! *a jaunty advertising jingle echoes into the void*

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The best use of quantum computing to date.