Disney Dreamlight Valley
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76561197979992345
Recommended33 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
As a 34 year old male, this game finally gives me the ability to live out my dream of being a Disney Princess
1927 votes funny
76561197979992345
Recommended33 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
As a 34 year old male, this game finally gives me the ability to live out my dream of being a Disney Princess
1927 votes funny
76561198038791882
Recommended21 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
I exiled Elsa to the Savannah and that feels right
645 votes funny
76561198018580644
Recommended53 hrs played (30 hrs at review)
as a man who just turned 30, i believe i am the target demographic for this game.
pure vibes.
447 votes funny
76561198008522809
Recommended26 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
I bough this game for my wife to play on my laptop. She has since bought a laptop and her own copy of the game to play.
I wanted to uninstall it. I really did. But I had to see what all the fuss was about.
Donald is my friend now. I would kill for him.
Please take this game away from me.
393 votes funny
76561198296022287
Recommended43 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I AM A VICTIM OF CAPITALISM
259 votes funny
76561198052506376
Recommended93 hrs played (83 hrs at review)
Goofy has a phat a$$. 10/10
238 votes funny
76561197984040110
Recommended58 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Am I a Disney fan? No
Do I have Kids? No
Am I over 40? Yes
Am I totally enjoying myself more than I should be at my age? Yes
That's all folks.... oh wait..
226 votes funny
76561198054316474
Recommended13 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
The only thing I have to say is bring more male clothing and gestures to the game. There is no reason for disney sims like game to be ONLY for women and the gays. Straight men love disney too.
192 votes funny
76561198063473316
Recommended53 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
I wish I could evict Goofy. 🤡
188 votes funny
76561198368127795
Recommended123 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Warning: I brought this thinking that I'd play a few hours at a time and ended up playing it for 11.2 hours and now it's 6 in the morning.
H e l p
141 votes funny
76561198222375320
Recommended151 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
i get jumpscared every time donald throws a tantrum
139 votes funny
76561198440570186
Recommended22 hrs played
JUST LET ME MARRY WALL-E!!! PLZZ
116 votes funny
76561198072449674
Recommended81 hrs played (66 hrs at review)
Games like this should be illegal. Addiction is real and should be taken seriously.
98 votes funny
76561198078449139
Recommended10 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Can't make a straight looking guy no matter how hard you try, and I appreciate that.
95 votes funny
76561198202425069
Recommended43 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
It's fun, but I paid like $70 for the game, and it STILL HAS DLC TO BUY... In the words of a very quotable Disney film, "I'm not happy, Bob. NOT. HAPPY."
68 votes funny
76561198034934487
Recommended44 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
SUPER CUTE! ....Just ignore Goofy yelling in your ear "It's Raining!" every twenty minutes when it is in fact NOT raining, my sir. It never was.
67 votes funny
76561198042994327
Recommended37 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Mother Gothel brings out my mommy issues. 10/10
66 votes funny
76561198358464539
Not Recommended57 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Final Edit- So I've dumped a decent amount of hours into this game, Its pretty fun though it feels less fulfilling than other cozy games I enjoy (AC/Stardew/HM). They FINALLY fixed my dreaded nighttime only mode with an options in the settings to change time manually. Love to see it guys! Now I've never played any game that has a real money based game mechanic (except POE which if you know, is strictly layered armor/effects) This game seemed to have verbiage that a player could achieve the optional seasonal items by playing and grinding away. But it seems like it's almost impossible to collect the Moonstones required to unlock the premium items. Which is pretty disappointing. While I don't mind giving a free game some cash for cool armor in an ARPG, This is literally a game about dressing up and decor, so they essentially created a paywall behind core game mechanics and it feels wrong. I wouldn't mind paying cash to unlock the items themselves because I'm both busy and an adult not a kid playing this, but paying cash to unlock just the opportunity to unlock items is a crap mechanic. I would play this game with a realistic outlook so far, there isnt much to do, the tasks can feel more chore-like than rewarding, it absolutely will get kids into the gambling-esq addiction of wanted to pay real cash for the chance to unlock items in game. 5.5/10. Meh but with Mickey Ears
While I'm enjoying the game, I cannot overlook that this game is tied to your time. I have little hours to even play video games all of which take place around 7-10pm. This means I basically bought a night time simulator game. Where the characters complain loudly how late it is. Where it's always dark and moody. Where characters hang out in their homes because they have reasonable bedtimes. I'm so angry about this huge oversight. Other farm/town sim games always have a way to set a game clock or the devs understand that console times can be changed, but I can't change my PC's time, and from what I've read online- This game "punishes" you for time altering. This chill game is honestly just depressing me with the perpetual nighttime. Its so good I almost want to buy this on my Switch, but I'm petty and refuse to give them more money or one more sale to add to their numbers.
Edit- Yes I know how Animal Crossing works, I've played all of them but also I'm no longer a teen with a varying schedule- and changing a ds/3ds/switch is not the same as changing my PC's time. It messes with my calendar events and meetings. I tried de syncing the time and nothing in the game changed.
Ya'll stop telling me to change my timezone on my PC. It isn't used just for gaming. again, I don't want my calender and event/meetings to be messed up
Edit 2- Seriously, Now I have time specific quests (Specifically "Get this morning crystal, this afternoon crystal and the evening crystal" and wait for days until a character decides to stay awake so I can complete tasks and build friendships. I stand by what I said- Don't make the game tied in real time.
66 votes funny
76561198094114323
Recommended191 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you this game, which is kind of the same thing.
63 votes funny
76561198382857918
Recommended15 hrs played
PLEASE READ THIS DEVS :
The game uses real time sync, but sadly I can only play during midnight hours meaning it'll ALWAYS be dark ingame, and it makes me very sad.
Could there please be a way to force it to be day time?
60 votes funny
76561198059752105
Recommended68 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
donald duck giving me the ptsd from his random anger outburst. 10/10
58 votes funny
76561198142309786
Recommended141 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
Let me catch Nemo and keep him in an aquarium in my room.
54 votes funny
76561198055755085
Recommended62 hrs played (49 hrs at review)
You know sometimes I don't want to kill things in a video game. I just want to spend 20 minutes planting 500 pumpkins. 10/10
53 votes funny
76561198136068386
Recommended82 hrs played (34 hrs at review)
I hate that I love this game
51 votes funny
76561198989928972
Recommended291 hrs played (214 hrs at review)
I was having a great time playing the Disney Dreamlight Valley game, but then I realized something. I'm the main character, and I've just been running around this valley doing chores for everybody. The whole experience feels more like slavery than it does playing a game. I'm building homes, gathering supplies, and doing random tasks for the other characters so that they can open businesses or go on vacation. I don't want to be anyone's damn slave. I'm the main character, and I should be getting other people to do my bidding. I've started this whole game off wrong.
47 votes funny
Disney Dreamlight Valley
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76561197979992345
Recommended33 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
As a 34 year old male, this game finally gives me the ability to live out my dream of being a Disney Princess
1927 votes funny
76561197979992345
Recommended33 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
As a 34 year old male, this game finally gives me the ability to live out my dream of being a Disney Princess
1927 votes funny
76561198038791882
Recommended21 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
I exiled Elsa to the Savannah and that feels right
645 votes funny
76561198018580644
Recommended53 hrs played (30 hrs at review)
as a man who just turned 30, i believe i am the target demographic for this game.
pure vibes.
447 votes funny
76561198008522809
Recommended26 hrs played (26 hrs at review)
I bough this game for my wife to play on my laptop. She has since bought a laptop and her own copy of the game to play.
I wanted to uninstall it. I really did. But I had to see what all the fuss was about.
Donald is my friend now. I would kill for him.
Please take this game away from me.
393 votes funny
76561198296022287
Recommended43 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
I AM A VICTIM OF CAPITALISM
259 votes funny
76561198052506376
Recommended93 hrs played (83 hrs at review)
Goofy has a phat a$$. 10/10
238 votes funny
76561197984040110
Recommended58 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Am I a Disney fan? No
Do I have Kids? No
Am I over 40? Yes
Am I totally enjoying myself more than I should be at my age? Yes
That's all folks.... oh wait..
226 votes funny
76561198054316474
Recommended13 hrs played (7 hrs at review)
The only thing I have to say is bring more male clothing and gestures to the game. There is no reason for disney sims like game to be ONLY for women and the gays. Straight men love disney too.
192 votes funny
76561198063473316
Recommended53 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
I wish I could evict Goofy. 🤡
188 votes funny
76561198368127795
Recommended123 hrs played (11 hrs at review)
Warning: I brought this thinking that I'd play a few hours at a time and ended up playing it for 11.2 hours and now it's 6 in the morning.
H e l p
141 votes funny
76561198222375320
Recommended151 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
i get jumpscared every time donald throws a tantrum
139 votes funny
76561198440570186
Recommended22 hrs played
JUST LET ME MARRY WALL-E!!! PLZZ
116 votes funny
76561198072449674
Recommended81 hrs played (66 hrs at review)
Games like this should be illegal. Addiction is real and should be taken seriously.
98 votes funny
76561198078449139
Recommended10 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Can't make a straight looking guy no matter how hard you try, and I appreciate that.
95 votes funny
76561198202425069
Recommended43 hrs played (43 hrs at review)
It's fun, but I paid like $70 for the game, and it STILL HAS DLC TO BUY... In the words of a very quotable Disney film, "I'm not happy, Bob. NOT. HAPPY."
68 votes funny
76561198034934487
Recommended44 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
SUPER CUTE! ....Just ignore Goofy yelling in your ear "It's Raining!" every twenty minutes when it is in fact NOT raining, my sir. It never was.
67 votes funny
76561198042994327
Recommended37 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Mother Gothel brings out my mommy issues. 10/10
66 votes funny
76561198358464539
Not Recommended57 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Final Edit- So I've dumped a decent amount of hours into this game, Its pretty fun though it feels less fulfilling than other cozy games I enjoy (AC/Stardew/HM). They FINALLY fixed my dreaded nighttime only mode with an options in the settings to change time manually. Love to see it guys! Now I've never played any game that has a real money based game mechanic (except POE which if you know, is strictly layered armor/effects) This game seemed to have verbiage that a player could achieve the optional seasonal items by playing and grinding away. But it seems like it's almost impossible to collect the Moonstones required to unlock the premium items. Which is pretty disappointing. While I don't mind giving a free game some cash for cool armor in an ARPG, This is literally a game about dressing up and decor, so they essentially created a paywall behind core game mechanics and it feels wrong. I wouldn't mind paying cash to unlock the items themselves because I'm both busy and an adult not a kid playing this, but paying cash to unlock just the opportunity to unlock items is a crap mechanic. I would play this game with a realistic outlook so far, there isnt much to do, the tasks can feel more chore-like than rewarding, it absolutely will get kids into the gambling-esq addiction of wanted to pay real cash for the chance to unlock items in game. 5.5/10. Meh but with Mickey Ears
While I'm enjoying the game, I cannot overlook that this game is tied to your time. I have little hours to even play video games all of which take place around 7-10pm. This means I basically bought a night time simulator game. Where the characters complain loudly how late it is. Where it's always dark and moody. Where characters hang out in their homes because they have reasonable bedtimes. I'm so angry about this huge oversight. Other farm/town sim games always have a way to set a game clock or the devs understand that console times can be changed, but I can't change my PC's time, and from what I've read online- This game "punishes" you for time altering. This chill game is honestly just depressing me with the perpetual nighttime. Its so good I almost want to buy this on my Switch, but I'm petty and refuse to give them more money or one more sale to add to their numbers.
Edit- Yes I know how Animal Crossing works, I've played all of them but also I'm no longer a teen with a varying schedule- and changing a ds/3ds/switch is not the same as changing my PC's time. It messes with my calendar events and meetings. I tried de syncing the time and nothing in the game changed.
Ya'll stop telling me to change my timezone on my PC. It isn't used just for gaming. again, I don't want my calender and event/meetings to be messed up
Edit 2- Seriously, Now I have time specific quests (Specifically "Get this morning crystal, this afternoon crystal and the evening crystal" and wait for days until a character decides to stay awake so I can complete tasks and build friendships. I stand by what I said- Don't make the game tied in real time.
66 votes funny
76561198094114323
Recommended191 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you this game, which is kind of the same thing.
63 votes funny
76561198382857918
Recommended15 hrs played
PLEASE READ THIS DEVS :
The game uses real time sync, but sadly I can only play during midnight hours meaning it'll ALWAYS be dark ingame, and it makes me very sad.
Could there please be a way to force it to be day time?
60 votes funny
76561198059752105
Recommended68 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
donald duck giving me the ptsd from his random anger outburst. 10/10
58 votes funny
76561198142309786
Recommended141 hrs played (22 hrs at review)
Let me catch Nemo and keep him in an aquarium in my room.
54 votes funny
76561198055755085
Recommended62 hrs played (49 hrs at review)
You know sometimes I don't want to kill things in a video game. I just want to spend 20 minutes planting 500 pumpkins. 10/10
53 votes funny
76561198136068386
Recommended82 hrs played (34 hrs at review)
I hate that I love this game
51 votes funny
76561198989928972
Recommended291 hrs played (214 hrs at review)
I was having a great time playing the Disney Dreamlight Valley game, but then I realized something. I'm the main character, and I've just been running around this valley doing chores for everybody. The whole experience feels more like slavery than it does playing a game. I'm building homes, gathering supplies, and doing random tasks for the other characters so that they can open businesses or go on vacation. I don't want to be anyone's damn slave. I'm the main character, and I should be getting other people to do my bidding. I've started this whole game off wrong.
47 votes funny













































































































































