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NARAKA: BLADEPOINTNARAKA: BLADEPOINT
China + "Please remove your PC Protection" = What possibly can go wrong?
644 votes funny
China + "Please remove your PC Protection" = What possibly can go wrong?
644 votes funny
This game turns into a survival horror when you encounter an asian player
501 votes funny
Pros: Fun Combat Big Mommy Milkers Cool cosmetics Unique BR Cons: 猫驱逐舰 will delete you in 2 seconds.
398 votes funny
七条 用户账号注册、使用与保管 2、用户账号使用与保管 (9)如用户连续365天没有登陆游戏,则自第365天当天的24时起,网易公司有权采取措施删除该用户账号以及该用户账号在游戏数据库中的任何记录(包括但不限于角色、等级、虚拟物品、增值服务代用币等数据信息),删除后的数据信息无法再恢复。 不要购买这款游戏,这个游戏存在销售欺诈,付费内容被恶意修改,这个公司没有私有财产的概念,他们用虚假宣传骗钱,然后就把你购买的东西无条件的变成垃圾。如果你钱很多的话,你不妨把钱捐给穷人,而不是送给骗子。 Do not buy this game, the game is a sales fraud, the paid content is maliciously modified, the company has no concept of private property, they use false publicity to cheat money, and then turn your purchase into garbage unconditionally. If you have a lot of money, you might as well give it to the poor instead of giving it to crooks. このゲームを購入してはいけません。このゲームには販売詐欺があり、有料コンテンツは悪質に改変されています。この会社には私有財産の概念がありません。お金がたくさんあるなら、詐欺師ではなく、貧しい人に寄付してもいい。 게임을구입하지마세요. 게임은사기, 악의적으로 컨텐트를변경, 개인 재산이라는개념이없이회사는허위광고로돈을속이고당신이 구매한것은무조건쓰레기가됩니다.만약 당신에게 돈이 많다면, 사기꾼이 아니라 가난한 사람들에게 돈을 기부하는 것도 괜찮다. Ne pas acheter ce jeu. Le jeu est vendu frauduleusement. Le contenu payé est malveillamment modifié. Cette société n’a pas de concept de propriété privée. Ils arnaquent de l’argent avec de fausses publicités, puis transforment vos achats en ordure inconditionnellement. Si vous avez beaucoup d’argent, vous pouvez aussi le donner aux pauvres plutôt que de le donner aux escrocs. Kaufen sie nicht das spiel, das zum verkauf missbraucht, gebührenfreie inhalte verändert und dem unternehmen kein konzept des privateigentums bietet, das sie dann mit falschen werbung unter die leute bringen und alles, was sie kaufen, zu schrott verwandeln. Ist geld genug, kannst du es den armen spenden und nicht irgendwelchen betrügern. Не покупайте игру, в которой есть мошеннические продажи, платные контенты, которые были изменены с намерением, компания не имеет понятия о частной собственности, которая использует ложную пропаганду, чтобы обманом получить деньги, а затем превращает то, что вы покупаете, в безусловный мусор. Если у вас много денег, вы можете отдать их бедным, а не лжецам. No compre este juego. El juego está sujeto a fraude de ventas. El contenido premium se modifica maliciosamente. Esta empresa no tiene un concepto de propiedad privada. Estafan dinero con publicidad falsa y luego convierten sus compras en basura incondicionalmente. Si tienes mucho dinero, puedes donarlo a los pobres en lugar de a los estafadores. Não compre este jogo. O jogo está sujeito a fraude de vendas. O conteúdo pago é maliciosamente modificado. Esta empresa não tem um conceito de propriedade privada. Eles enganam dinheiro com propaganda falsa e, em seguida, transformam suas compras em lixo incondicionalmente. Se você tem muito dinheiro, você pode doá-lo para os pobres em vez de dar a um mentiroso. Non comprate questo gioco, che è stato venduto in modo fraudolento, i contenuti pagati sono stati modificati in mala fede, l’impresa non ha il concetto di proprietà privata, ingannano il denaro con una falsa propaganda e poi trasformano incondizionatamente in spazzatura ciò che state acquistando. Se si ha molto denaro, tanto vale darlo ai poveri, piuttosto che ai truffatori. لا تشتري هذه اللعبة، التي تنطوي على احتيال في المبيعات، والتي يتم فيها تغيير محتوى الرسوم بخبث، وحيث لا تملك الشركة فكرة الملكية الخاصة، فإنها تخدع المال بدعاية زائفة، ثم تحول ما تشتريه إلى قمامة بدون شروط. اذا كنت تملك الكثير من المال، يمكنك ان تتبرع به للفقراء، لا للكذابين. Koop het spel niet, het spel bestaat uit verkoopfraude, betaalde inhoud is kwaadwillig gewijzigd, het bedrijf heeft geen concept van prive-eigendom, ze bedriegen geld met valse propaganda en dan veranderen dingen die je koopt onvoorwaardelijk in rommel. Als je veel geld hebt, kun je het net zo goed aan de armen geven als aan de boeven.
239 votes funny
super fun but please region lock this game LMAO, absolutely tired of fighting 冰淇淋 w 500 ping and getting focus attacked w a golden katana before i even know hes near me
230 votes funny
No one going to read this comment so I say I am noob.
224 votes funny
The anti-cheat is Chinese spyware, if u have installed it make sure to delete it from your system 32. Anything that is has "naec" in the file name delete it right away.
223 votes funny
Boob physics
194 votes funny
I was killed by a chinese while writing the review.
170 votes funny
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169 votes funny
all fun and games until 前將軍 pulls up
161 votes funny
tiananmen square simulator
157 votes funny
you will feel like a pro until you fight a chines guy
156 votes funny
Tried coming back to the game after a year of not playing. Game asked to disable HVCI so I uninstalled it. Is naraka now a CCP data stealing app?
146 votes funny
the validation I feel when beating someone with a chinese name, is the validation I never received from my parents
140 votes funny
If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place. Ingredients: 1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter 2. 1/2 cup white sugar 3. 1/2 cup brown sugar 4. 1/4 cup water 5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon 6. 1 pinch salt 7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced 8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). 2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside. 3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices. 4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal. 5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust. 6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
133 votes funny
boob physics
125 votes funny
Weeb Royale
121 votes funny
Before I played NARAKA: BLADEPOINT i had a small wee wee, no friends, no girlfriend and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
120 votes funny
This game turns into a survival horror when you encounter an asian player
119 votes funny
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114 votes funny
This game was so much fun but it's borderline unplayable a lot of the time due to no region lock. You get a lot of players from china playing on NA servers and they're basically untouchable due to ping. I genuinely think this game has fantastic game play and the characters and customization are top notch but spawning and dying to untouchable Chinese players every match just ruins the experience no matter how much I try to enjoy it. Not worth until they region lock the game or unless you want maybe a few hours of fun until you run into 我操你妈 every game and die to reasons out of your control.
110 votes funny
The game is lit and here is why. Kurumi has a fat ass Yoto Hime has nice boobs Valda is a pirate with a nice ass Tarka is a himbo Viper has a nice ass and a bodysuit Wuchen is a twink Oh and the combat and movement is nice too. 9/10 I'm just here to stare at their butts.
108 votes funny
Here is my review of the game after almost 1k hours playing. Pros: - Fun to play if you have friends - An unique feel to the BR genre - Obama and Shrek is in the game Cons: - China Nr.1 - Unenjoyable when you play solo - getting stuck on non-existing structures and obstacles - Counter/Parry works but only if the game feels like it - Be the third party or enjoy being third partied - Optimization is non-existing - Don't feel happy when you kill someone, cuz it's a bot - 2v1 is gg - winning early fights feels unrewarded - Coin toss on spawn location - Not enough trees and obstacles - Queue simulator is included - Lagg switch is a thing - Game uses a talent system which is a handicap for new players - Don't let the 20€ price tag fool you of this game! You still need a RTX 9080ti to run it properly - Super populated, however this is only the case if it was CN servers - Best place to learn foreign languages when in pre-lobby (only if your voice chat options are enabled) - Start game -> Win game -> Get 20+ kills -> get +1 point on your rank 🙂 - Insane balanced characters. Source: "Trust me bro" - Sticky keys??? - Game is sus Do I recommend this game? Yes absolutely. Play Greatsword and you will be fine 🙃
107 votes funny
**WARNING: HOT TAKES AHEAD** It's not inherently a badly designed game as far as gameplay's concerned, but the developers probably bent over and let NetEase force a lot of the obvious Eastern market standards onto the eventual release. That or the Montreal studio is a literal front. Global server, you'll be playing with Chinese players most of the time. Early games are filled with bots to, essentially, fabricate false first impressions of the game and make you feel like you're good, thus selling you passed the refundable time period. I played about 3 games, won the first and last but lost the second. Honestly I should have lost all 3 I'm terrible at BR games in general. Winning those 2 games with over a fourth of the lobby's members really rubbed me the wrong way, false positives and all. For a paid game, it's got: - A Battle Pass - A hard-currency/soft-currency system - Lootboxes(with a pity system) - Pre-order bonus character that's normally locked behind progression. The character's pretty good tbh, probably the best kit in the game. Make of that what you will as skill is obviously a factor - An Overwatch-like cosmetic system with arguably the same level of launch quality Overwatch skins (recolors and some frills here and there) - save for the pre-order character who arguably looks the best, further milking the horny. I had trouble closing the program itself after attempting to close it, not sure if it's running, if you encounter that you'll probably want to go check your task manager for the only task running in Chinese, or at least, incomprehensible enough looking exe name. Lastly, I think this game should be F2P, it's pretty and all but man does it feel forced. I'd recommend trying Spellbreak if you want to fill that non-FPS Battle Royale itch. I don't really recommend this game's community/socials either, lots of people willing to lose their cool over your negative review on the game.
105 votes funny

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