the only time naked women chase me. 2/2 would recommend

1. I decided to build a tree shelter. 2. I asked Kelvin to gather logs for me. 3. He just cut down the tree that I built the tree shelter from. Good game! 100/10.

Great game, the Steam Store bugged out and gave me the game for free

Sons of the Deforestation

Kelvin burned down my base and then gave me a thumbs up, 10/10

Still waiting for my friends to get past the shopping cart procedure :)

I was building a tree house and I told Kelvin to build it. He chopped down the tree that I was building it on. 10/10

Day 1: I will never eat these tiny adorable animals, I want nothing more than to build a comfortable home in this beautiful forest, I will gather plants and become a humble farmer, I will attack nothing that doesn't attack me first for every creature is a potential friend no matter how creepy they may look. Day 25: I can't remember the last time I slept, I have eaten nothing but human arms for days now, I shot a cannibal in the ass with a stun gun, I bounced a baby off the wall of a cave and felt no remorse. If they ever add the option to eat my friend I would consider it.

My best friend Tobi...

I found a sea turtle and I named him Tobi. We played games together. We laughed. We cried. The darkness came. I got hungry. I ate Tobi. 10/10

Aggressive naked men chased me through the woods 10/10

1. I decided to build a house. 2. I asked Kelvin to gather logs for me. 3. He cut down a tree. 4. Tree fell on me, killed me and destroyed the foundation of the house. 10/10

Halfway into the intro i busted.

The Forest 2 crashed steam and hogwarts did not💀

The female character in the game is running away from me. Realism 10/10

Cant wait for Grandsons of the Forest

another great family vacation on the island of cannibals and mutants

Friend sees the woman first time and ask if we can tame and trap her.. im worried

very realistic because women is afraid of me and runs away 10/10

Kelvin hates tree houses

Before I played this i had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

I was building a tree house and I told Kelvin to build it. He chopped down the tree that I was building it on. 10/10

If you ask Kelvin to help build your base, he instead destroys your base 👍

Within the first 10 minutes, I set myself on fire, Kelvin dropped a log on me by accident and I also dropped a log on him by accident. 10/10.

the girl with 3 arms has a fat ass

Before I played Sons Of The Forest, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things haven't changed, but the game is pretty good.