My father smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your children graduate, you have to stop immediately.". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your father put us through.". I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it because your game gave me cancer anyway..
This "game" is a competition to see who has the most mental deficiencies. The players clearly have some type of serious motor dysfunction, maybe some sort of intelligence deficiency as well. Each different player has a different mental disorder or motor issue, and the referee probably has paranoia or anxiety because he calls a foul for every slight physical contact between two opposing players. The ball seems to be made of steel, and most players seems to have PTSD related to it, because they avoid it and seemingly have a panic attack whenever the ball gets close to them. The commentators seem to be completely unaware that there's a football match going on, and the crowd seems to be in a constant state of delirium given that they'll cheer at random times for seemingly no reason at all.
This "game" runs awful, plays awful, and crashes whenever it feels like crashing. It is hard to make a game that's worse than catching a STD but here you have it, this is just a simulation of football if it was played by people with Parkinson's Disease, and it's not funny, it's depressing. The existence of this game is one of the most tragic events of this century.
since the game is garbage here is a good recipe for greek souvlaki for you to make instead of playing this trash
Ingredients
¼ cup olive oil
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dried oregano
½ teaspoon salt
1 ½ pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into bite-sized pieces
Sauce:
1 (6 ounce) container plain Greek-style yogurt
½ cucumber - peeled, seeded, and grated
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 teaspoons white vinegar
1 clove garlic, minced
1 pinch salt
6 wooden skewers, or as needed
Step 1
Combine 1/4 cup olive oil, lemon juice, 2 cloves minced garlic, oregano, and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a large resealable bag. Add chicken, coat with the marinade, squeeze out excess air, and seal the bag. Marinate in the refrigerator for 2 hours.
Step 2
Mix yogurt, cucumber, 1 tablespoon olive oil, vinegar, 1 clove minced garlic, and 1 pinch salt together in a bowl. Refrigerate tzatziki sauce for flavors to blend, 1 to 2 hours.
Step 3
Preheat an outdoor grill for medium-high heat and lightly oil the grate. Soak wooden skewers in a bowl of water for about 15 minutes.
Step 4
Remove chicken from marinade and thread onto the soaked skewers. Discard unused marinade.
Step 5
Cook the skewers on the preheated grill, turning frequently until nicely browned on all sides and chicken is no longer pink in the center, about 8 minutes per side. Serve with tzatziki sauce.
PES2022 is a psychological horror game produced by Konami studios. It carefully blurs the line between gaming and politics with concerns it was created to demoralise the west.
If you love those moments where you have your head in your hands and you consider breaking the key-board or throwing the controller out the window you'll love this.
Watch as the game algorithm makes minor calculations and unpredictability based on concepts like team spirit and form.
Watch in vain as 4 men stand around watching a ball because the computer has decided they are not due to receive it.
Battle against the referees who will allow your forwards to be dragged back, knocked over and brought down while clear on goal but will book your players for a millimetre of gentle connection with the opposition while winning the ball.
When i launched the game a mobile ad came up and i couldn't just close it, but then my friend let me know that it was the actual game, so i closed the game
for everyone in this review section talking about how bad the game is, chill ...
some of you haven't played the game for an hour yet, we get it, you don't like change, but give the game a chance, like fr. Also why is everyone acting surprised about what is included in the game so far ??? Konami made it clear that the game would be bare bones at launch, and that the "full game" will be slowly rolling out over the next few months.
Just have faith in them, im sure they know what they are doing, for now just play the game for what it is, and if you don't like it, then go play something else :)
I don't know why they bothered to hype up and even skip on PES2021 for this so called "New Engine". Game feels like the same old sluggish nonsense it felt before. In other words, there are no worthwhile football games worthwhile anymore.
Also, who chose the ridiculous eye-sore background colour and design. Some people need to be fired.
Steam should update its policy so that we can refund Free To Play games.
Game is meh, look at this instead.
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This "game" is a competition to see who has the most mental deficiencies. The players clearly have some type of serious motor dysfunction, maybe some sort of intelligence deficiency as well. Each different player has a different mental disorder or motor issue, and the referee probably has paranoia or anxiety because he calls a foul for every slight physical contact between two opposing players. The ball seems to be made of steel, and most players seems to have PTSD related to it, because they avoid it and seemingly have a panic attack whenever the ball gets close to them. The commentators seem to be completely unaware that there's a football match going on, and the crowd seems to be in a constant state of delirium given that they'll cheer at random times for seemingly no reason at all.
This "game" runs awful, plays awful, and crashes whenever it feels like crashing. It is hard to make a game that's worse than catching a STD but here you have it, this is just a simulation of football if it was played by people with Parkinson's Disease, and it's not funny, it's depressing. The existence of this game is one of the most tragic events of this century.
wtf lol after reading the reviews i thought i should try and its as bad as people make it out to be.
their defenders jog faster than usain bolt, my players play like they have cerebal palsy
My father smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your children graduate, you have to stop immediately.". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your father put us through.". I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it because your game gave me cancer anyway..
This "game" is a competition to see who has the most mental deficiencies. The players clearly have some type of serious motor dysfunction, maybe some sort of intelligence deficiency as well. Each different player has a different mental disorder or motor issue, and the referee probably has paranoia or anxiety because he calls a foul for every slight physical contact between two opposing players. The ball seems to be made of steel, and most players seems to have PTSD related to it, because they avoid it and seemingly have a panic attack whenever the ball gets close to them. The commentators seem to be completely unaware that there's a football match going on, and the crowd seems to be in a constant state of delirium given that they'll cheer at random times for seemingly no reason at all.
This "game" runs awful, plays awful, and crashes whenever it feels like crashing. It is hard to make a game that's worse than catching a STD but here you have it, this is just a simulation of football if it was played by people with Parkinson's Disease, and it's not funny, it's depressing. The existence of this game is one of the most tragic events of this century.
since the game is garbage here is a good recipe for greek souvlaki for you to make instead of playing this trash
Ingredients
¼ cup olive oil
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dried oregano
½ teaspoon salt
1 ½ pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into bite-sized pieces
Sauce:
1 (6 ounce) container plain Greek-style yogurt
½ cucumber - peeled, seeded, and grated
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 teaspoons white vinegar
1 clove garlic, minced
1 pinch salt
6 wooden skewers, or as needed
Step 1
Combine 1/4 cup olive oil, lemon juice, 2 cloves minced garlic, oregano, and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a large resealable bag. Add chicken, coat with the marinade, squeeze out excess air, and seal the bag. Marinate in the refrigerator for 2 hours.
Step 2
Mix yogurt, cucumber, 1 tablespoon olive oil, vinegar, 1 clove minced garlic, and 1 pinch salt together in a bowl. Refrigerate tzatziki sauce for flavors to blend, 1 to 2 hours.
Step 3
Preheat an outdoor grill for medium-high heat and lightly oil the grate. Soak wooden skewers in a bowl of water for about 15 minutes.
Step 4
Remove chicken from marinade and thread onto the soaked skewers. Discard unused marinade.
Step 5
Cook the skewers on the preheated grill, turning frequently until nicely browned on all sides and chicken is no longer pink in the center, about 8 minutes per side. Serve with tzatziki sauce.
PES2022 is a psychological horror game produced by Konami studios. It carefully blurs the line between gaming and politics with concerns it was created to demoralise the west.
If you love those moments where you have your head in your hands and you consider breaking the key-board or throwing the controller out the window you'll love this.
Watch as the game algorithm makes minor calculations and unpredictability based on concepts like team spirit and form.
Watch in vain as 4 men stand around watching a ball because the computer has decided they are not due to receive it.
Battle against the referees who will allow your forwards to be dragged back, knocked over and brought down while clear on goal but will book your players for a millimetre of gentle connection with the opposition while winning the ball.
When i launched the game a mobile ad came up and i couldn't just close it, but then my friend let me know that it was the actual game, so i closed the game
for everyone in this review section talking about how bad the game is, chill ...
some of you haven't played the game for an hour yet, we get it, you don't like change, but give the game a chance, like fr. Also why is everyone acting surprised about what is included in the game so far ??? Konami made it clear that the game would be bare bones at launch, and that the "full game" will be slowly rolling out over the next few months.
Just have faith in them, im sure they know what they are doing, for now just play the game for what it is, and if you don't like it, then go play something else :)
I don't know why they bothered to hype up and even skip on PES2021 for this so called "New Engine". Game feels like the same old sluggish nonsense it felt before. In other words, there are no worthwhile football games worthwhile anymore.
Also, who chose the ridiculous eye-sore background colour and design. Some people need to be fired.
Steam should update its policy so that we can refund Free To Play games.
Game is meh, look at this instead.
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This "game" is a competition to see who has the most mental deficiencies. The players clearly have some type of serious motor dysfunction, maybe some sort of intelligence deficiency as well. Each different player has a different mental disorder or motor issue, and the referee probably has paranoia or anxiety because he calls a foul for every slight physical contact between two opposing players. The ball seems to be made of steel, and most players seems to have PTSD related to it, because they avoid it and seemingly have a panic attack whenever the ball gets close to them. The commentators seem to be completely unaware that there's a football match going on, and the crowd seems to be in a constant state of delirium given that they'll cheer at random times for seemingly no reason at all.
This "game" runs awful, plays awful, and crashes whenever it feels like crashing. It is hard to make a game that's worse than catching a STD but here you have it, this is just a simulation of football if it was played by people with Parkinson's Disease, and it's not funny, it's depressing. The existence of this game is one of the most tragic events of this century.
wtf lol after reading the reviews i thought i should try and its as bad as people make it out to be.
their defenders jog faster than usain bolt, my players play like they have cerebal palsy
