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Half-LifeHalf-Life
Stop looking for bad reviews! Buy the god dam game already!
2358 votes funny
Stop looking for bad reviews! Buy the god dam game already!
2358 votes funny
I love half life i have completed it 12 times i have 188 hrs play time It is single player i have no life i sold my house to fund my addiction i am writing this review in a library 10/10
1269 votes funny
I accidentally left the game open for like a week, I am not that devoted to the game, but it is good.
882 votes funny
I am about to call the police because you are looking at the negative reviews section for Half-Life.
777 votes funny
Hopefully it's worth the $0.00 that I spent on it.
757 votes funny
You play as a mute theoretical physicist with a crowbar fetish.
747 votes funny
It's from 1998 and it's still better than Call of Duty. PS: I HAVE played Call of Duty.
687 votes funny
Has no three at the end.
566 votes funny
This game gave me headcrabs 12/10
491 votes funny
Nerd with a crowbar saves humanity.
438 votes funny
I can't believe we have to wear these ridiculous ties.
410 votes funny
What NOT TO DO in Black Mesa : 1. Do not press the alarm button under Barney's desk. 2. Do not read other people's message. 3. Do not mess up with the microwave in the kitchen. And most IMPORTANTLY : 4. DO NOT PUSH the SAMPLE in the REACTOR!!!!! Rating: 10.0
398 votes funny
I can literally feel the Freeman coming inside me
385 votes funny
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! READING REVIEWS?! DISREGARD ALL REVIEWS! THIS IS HALF-LIFE! THIS IS THE REASON THAT STEAM EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
333 votes funny
20 minutes into the game, got killed by a bookcase. 10/10
330 votes funny
5/10 would've been better if the other half was included
302 votes funny
I played a little
265 votes funny
Look out Gordon! Hotted Boobs up ahead. Tits, big ones!
255 votes funny
there are 3 half life packs half life half life anthology and half life complete i have three friends who play dis game half life is on 3 platforms tags include single player multi player and valve anti cheat enabled. it is a fps fps is 3 letters aliens are enemies from xen xen is 3 letters i can count to three half life 3 confirmed 3/3 3 of 3 people found this helpful.
237 votes funny
what happened to the other half?
235 votes funny
You get to play as a mute theoretical physicist who wrecks havoc upon firearms specialists, and aliens from an alternative dimension with a crowbar.
233 votes funny
my wife left me
227 votes funny
Theoretical Physicist simulator.
208 votes funny
Before I played: \\ _    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     < ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ After I played: /フフ         ム`ヽ / ノ)  ) ヽ / |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ / 丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/    `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ     丶  ̄ _人'彡) 333/10
205 votes funny
This is one of those games where you play it once, beat it, and forget about it, never returning to play it again.
167 votes funny

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