"In the name of hades, Olympus i accept this sequel"

The best way to kill Time.

This game is what sex would be like if it was good

We're smoking that premium +3 Pom of Power laced Asphodelian Ambrosia. She gooned me until my kegel started Channeling. This shit ain't nothing to me man. I walked into Scylla's encounter with the custom Hephaestus Blast Special Pack straight Booning off the Duo, I put Artemis's hot spring water in my Elysian gravity bong, I only hit heroics. Your bitch call me Skelly the way I like to be recklessly and physically abused, I'm nothing but bones. They took my flesh away. Charon gave me the N-word pass for 46 Drachma, I enter each encounter with a random slur Primed.

Hades is better than sex cuz there is Hades 2 but there is no sex 2.

You can pet the frog

might fail my exams but its worth it

I'd bang every character

one of the bosses made a diss track about me

It's like Hades, but they did it again.

Fastest purchase of my life.

Accidentally played for 11 hours straight

Why are you looking for negative reviews? Just buy it man

Chronos, I've come to bargain

Chronos controls time. Chronos won’t let you pause during his fight. Death to Chronos.

Updating review for nominated game.

Step aside bisexuals, now it's bisexuals' turn

We need Dusa back. Death to Chronos. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠤⠀⠒⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡯⠀⠀⠾⠆⠀⠈⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠼⢤⠴⠤⠤⠒⠀⠀⢸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⠶⠒⠒⠓⠲⠤⠭⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⣾⠼⠷⠶⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡿⠀⣄⠡⣤⡤⡤⡖⢒⠢⣤⣄⣀⡧⠤⠤⣢⢘⢀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣘⣧⡾⠤⠾⠶⢾⠈⠀⠈⠀⢸⡖⠺⠿⠦⣄⣈⣨⠂⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⡴⠊⠉⠀⠐⠀⡄⠀⢸⣤⣀⢀⣀⣜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠈⠍⠶⣼⠙⣆⠀⠀ ⡷⣀⠀⠀⣀⡠⠤⠰⢎⠀⠈⠉⠁⠈⡳⠤⠤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡇⠈⢳⡀ ⠻⡄⠉⣿⠟⠁⢠⡍⡆⢳⠀⠀⠀⡜⠁⠀⢔⢢⠑⣦⡤⢐⡿⣟⣙⠒⢿ ⢀⡽⢄⡝⢧⠀⠐⢆⠇⣸⠄⠀⠰⡇⠀⠀⡐⡘⡰⣿⣟⣁⣀⡀⠈⢳⡞ ⡾⠀⡀⡇⠀⠳⠦⠴⠚⠁⠐⠰⠀⠈⠢⢤⡬⠞⡵⠋⠀⠀⠄⠙⡶⠛⣧ ⣇⠄⣡⡇⠀⠀⠀⠛⢿⡟⠉⠙⢲⢶⠖⠃⠀⢸⠁⠐⠀⠀⢠⠞⠇⠀⠸ ⠷⣄⣀⢹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠘⣄⡀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠀⣠⡾ ⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙⠷⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⠿⣯⣉⣀⣠⡴⠞⠉⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠒⠒⠚⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀

In the name of Hades, Olympus I accept this sequel

You can kiss the frog.

Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.

Hades II is the best sequel Supergiant Games has ever made, 10/10

If I can't pet Cerberus in the full version, this will become a dislike.

10/10. Would sell my grandma