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Haven't played this game a lot, but it looks fun.
1190 votes funny
Haven't played this game a lot, but it looks fun.
1190 votes funny
"No, no, no.. I am not mashing buttons randomly, it's pure skill." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
700 votes funny
Meleehalla was better
664 votes funny
me vs 90% of the people, goes something like this < when i win > me: gg^^ opponent: OMG GET A LIFE SPAMMER S1HIT CHEATER NooB ! (opponent left ) < when i loose > me: nice 1 me: gg opponent: noob so ez omg uninstall noob is that bought account u like tin get rekt scrub thanks for elo idiot hahaahahah! (opponent left) < 10% of the people if i win or loose > me:gg that was intense opponent: yeah it was gg dude :D me: cya :) opponent: wp bb :D (opponent left) 11/10 Would get roasted almost by everyone again c:> 2023 edit: pain
411 votes funny
Do you love to spam and get away with it? Do you love having unbalanced weapons and legends in your game? Are you saltier than the sea? Do you like physics faker than Nicki Minaj's butt? Do you like buying overpriced cosmetic items? Do you like playing on servers hosted by a underclocked Raspberry Pi 1? Are you suicidal? Than this game is just right for you!
364 votes funny
Throwing the gun gives you more range than actually firing it.
317 votes funny
You're here for a speedy review right? To sum up, this game is: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of the will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to download the game
300 votes funny
я узбек
261 votes funny
My favourite combo in this game is alt+f4
242 votes funny
Rules of Brawlhalla Crappy Internet = Instant lose Bad at game = Lose to spammers Good at game = Lose to smurfs Unbalanced heroes = Lose Bad keyboard = Lose Bad teammate = Lose FFA as a platinum = Lose to noobs FFA as noob = Spam, but still lose Wins 10 in row, doesn't rank up Loses twice, deranks.
238 votes funny
Cured my cancer, then gave me cancer again.
229 votes funny
im gay
226 votes funny
2v2 ranked games involve as much teamwork as the Terran Republic on Planetside 2. Little to no success and a lot of friendly fire. 10/10 Would win games via enemies friendly fire again.
215 votes funny
Now I don't have to buy a Wii.
212 votes funny
Before I played: \\ _    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     < ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ After I played: /フフ         ム`ヽ / ノ)  ) ヽ / |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ / 丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/    `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ     丶  ̄ _人'彡)
193 votes funny
Chernobyl nuclear disaster aftermath had less toxicity than this game.
188 votes funny
for players who r willing to play for thier first time: DONT, close ur pc go outside maybe to a cinema or a bar, hang out with friends. maybe open ur ps and play some OTHER games THAN brawlhalla. brawlhalla is a BLACKHOLE. a vacuumcleaner which vacuums ur time money and desire to live. at first u say wow this is fun you can do combos, reads, 2v2 iscool. but after some point the only reason u keep playing is seeking the joy that you had experienced before. to conclude as a player who has almost 1500 hours, ı recommend not to start playing this game. ı wish ı had a car accident at the day ı started playing bh.ın my opinion only thing u get from this game is cancer.
187 votes funny
-install game -play ranked -get rekt -5 matches getting rekt -know how to make combos -rekt others in ranked 1v1 -become gold -make other ppls rage -decide to play 2v2 with a friend -getting rekt -coz you friend KO'd you 3 times 11/10 would play 2v2 again
187 votes funny
Had a halla good time. 10/10 would Brawl again.
165 votes funny
> Download game > Go to ranked matches > Press alt + F4
164 votes funny
Since the Post-Napoleonic Era, Steam users have been tirelessly searching for new ways to beat up friends and strangers. Brawlhalla is one of the latest and greatest in the development of tools to achieve these noble ends. The game delivers a 2D Super Smash Brothers-esque experience to the PC, enabling you to beat up people by means not necessarily limited to beating up your keyboard and suicide bombing that would make Osama Bin Laden proud. Brawlhalla offers a rich array of characters. You can pick from the following eight-fingered legends: -A sentient suit of armor powered by Iranian weapons-grade Plutonium, -Cowman the Unbroken, -Super Mohawk Obama, -A Norse man with a small sword and big bear balls, -Cuauhtémoc’s snake charming love child born from his affair with Queen Isabella, -Diesel-powered Mad Max, -The infamous Burgundian Baguette Burglar of Bordeaux, -Asgard’s mini golfing and pole vaulting champion extraordinaire, -A spooky scary skeleton, -A demonic mosh pit ninja, -The guy who formed the United Kingdom by subjugating Scotland and Ireland with nothing but his beard, -The girl who made Britannia rule the waves and the sky with lots of steam, -A cyclops alien Crip from Planet Ferguson (contrary to developer propaganda, Roldakk-9 was actually the city of Ferguson, Missouri), -A wolf-riding elven Greenpeace activist, -The gun-toting, law-enforcing cowgirl who inspired Chuck Norris to become a Texas Ranger, -G.N.A.S.H. Genocidal Neolithic Abominable Smashing Homosapien, -A heroine from a hi-tech cyberpunk future who is surprisingly adept with a primitive spear, -A homeless guy from down the alleyway who acquired a sword and a pirate hat, -A savage anthropomorphic tiger who drove the British out of India. Gandhi promptly took all the credit. -A teleporting samurai who materializes wooden planks out of thin air, And the lastest addition, The vampire-hunting daughter of Scarlet and Lucien who whips people with bungee cords. In your quest to savagely beat up your friends as well as strangers, you will have a variety of signature moves and weapons at your disposal. These include: -The Helicopter, -The Upside-Down Helicopter, -The Black Lives Matter Hammer, -A little Birdy, -Mini golfing with a Battle Axe, -Storm Surge from Hurricane Katrina, -A Tractor Beam, -Roundhouse Kicks, -Old-Fashioned Uppercuts, -Jousting, -The Dust Bowl, -Hiawatha Snake Magics, -Slow-Motion Gunplay, -Pretending to play a xylophone in midair on someone’s face with a pair of pistols, -The Broadside Cannon Barrage, -The Incredibly Versatile Human Torpedo, -The Baguette Butcher, -Using a massive hammer as a pooper scooper, -Spikey Balls, -and Land Mines. Overall, after sustained play, your friends will go down in flames and your keyboard will go up in smoke. Therefore, Brawlhalla provides a satisfying experience. For the price of free, it is outright foolhardy to skip out on this game.
164 votes funny
Nobody will read my review, so i'll just say i'm gay
159 votes funny
play this game if u wanna smash ur keyboard
145 votes funny
Salthalla
139 votes funny
You don't know me... but trust me when I say this: After playing 1093 hours on this fighting game, all I can tell you... is run. Run far away. Don't even look further past this review. Just run. This game may be free-to-play... but the price you pay... is your sanity and your soul. So much spam. So much passiveness. Don't do it. DON'T DO IT. - Love, Phoenix
136 votes funny

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