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I'm so happy that i found something more disappointing than Man United
1036 votes funny
I'm so happy that i found something more disappointing than Man United
1036 votes funny
I guess the anticheat is working, because if you can't play the game you can't cheat.
859 votes funny
Are you wasting my money again, son? ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
858 votes funny
Are you wasting my money again, son? ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
842 votes funny
They finally heard the fans and didn't release the same game this year, they made it even worse
754 votes funny
I make the same mistake every f**king year...
589 votes funny
EA never disappoint us when it comes to disappointing us.
510 votes funny
I know who made the game. I bought this game knowing who made it. I brought this upon myself.
509 votes funny
look mom i found something more disappointing than Man United
478 votes funny
This game has more problems than me.
469 votes funny
They recently updated the game to fix bugs. Well they achieved that! You can't experience bugs because the game no longer boots!
379 votes funny
this game has the best anti-cheat i have ever encounter in all the games i have ever played in my life. this anticheat prevents the game from opening so you cant cheat. THEY ARE SO CLEVER 10/10 i recommend
352 votes funny
You're better off squirting lemon in your own eyeballs and pouring vinegar in your open wounds. Your money is better spent by burning it, or giving it to the homeless.
318 votes funny
i make the same goddamn mistake every year. help it has gotten worse.
284 votes funny
sold my kids for tots messi and mbappe worth it
273 votes funny
fifa is fun except for every time I play
270 votes funny
Best game ever, it teaches you about how to quit your game addiction in a very effective way because you can not launch the game even you really paid money to buy it. EA app always says about mysterious error when you try to launch the game.
269 votes funny
Cash grab. Everything is worse in this edition if u manage to get it working. Very good anti-cheat tho, it doesnt even let u start the game, if you cant start the game, u cant cheat in the game. Brilliant. Even if you follow the 100s of guides/videos and get the game working after hours of work, the game is still very poorly optimized. You will have to make the game look horrible to get a decent frame rate and avoid stuttering. If you have a top of the line machine you will be able to run it for a while before it starts to stuttering and eat your processor up for some reason. FUT is a cash grab as always, the servers for every other mode run on a potato shared across the globe, so you will get 300ms pings every few games. You may get matched to the same person few games later and the ping is magically sub 100ms now. WTF is that with the matchmaking servers? Just stick with FIFA 22, unless EA sort this out. In current state, do not buy. Chances are that the game won't launch, even if it does, it'll look and play way worser than FIFA 22. Do you know what the fun part is? While you do all this troubleshooting, getting the game to stay up, playable and stuff, you'd have already crossed the 2 hour mark by quite a bit. Leaving you left stranded without refunds. From there on out, it is GG GN.
260 votes funny
Apart from: - The game being released late on launch - Not starting for most people without doing some ridiculous roundabout methods due EAAC which even after doing doesn't guarantee it'll work - Slow menus - Awful ping when playing rivals - No cross-play function for co-op game modes - EA releasing a hero pack which is tradable for some users which puts them a mile in front of the current power curve - Awful pack weight - The inability to buy points for those who want to using the steam interface - And finally the unfathomable amount of DDA If you can overcome all of these short comings and are extremely mentally ill or hate your life I think this game is for you
246 votes funny
if you are buying this then you have only two hours to refund
240 votes funny
Dream's jaw is sharper than this game...
238 votes funny
i buy game dont start dont start dont start try "solution" dont start dont start try new "solution" dont start dont start Refund.
226 votes funny
The EA anticheat successfully prevents players who aren't cheating from entering the game.
219 votes funny
Game is meh, look at this instead. ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄
212 votes funny
This game gave me: · AIDS · allergies · Alzheimer's disease · anal abscesses · anal Cancer · anal Itching · anal Tear · anxiety disorders · arthritis · asthma · astigmatism · autism · autoimmune diseases · benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH) · bipolar disorder · brain cancer · breast cancer · candidacies · cataracts · carpel tunnel syndrome · celiac disease · cervical cancer · chicken pox · Chlamydia · chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS) · chronic illness · cold sores · colon cancer · constipation · common cold · COPD · cough · Crohn's disease · cystic fibrosis · dementia · diabetes · diarrhea · depression · down syndrome · Ebola · eczema · endometriosis · eye disorders · fibroids · fibromyalgia · flu · food poisoning · Gallstones · genital herpes · gonorrhea · Graves' disease · Hashimoto's thyroiditis · hay fever · hepatitis · herpes · high cholesterol · HIV · Hodgkin's disease · HPV · hypertension and your mother.
211 votes funny

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