Super Chipflake Ü: Quest for the Uncooked Schnitzel
Jan 18, 2026
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76561198181873631
Not Recommended0 hrs played
Cute art style, and seemed like a promising platformer, but a few minutes in and it just seems unfinished to me. The movement feels weird—way too slow and floaty, there are really big ugly seams where objects don't connect to their surroundings, there are no options or even a "Quit Game" button (the start menu just has a lot of issues in general). There's an area in the junkyard hiding a minigame but they forgot to replace the debug text with real text. I didn't play very much but was pretty let down. Might check it out again later if it gets updates that fix the problems.
3 votes funny
76561198181873631
Not Recommended0 hrs played
Cute art style, and seemed like a promising platformer, but a few minutes in and it just seems unfinished to me. The movement feels weird—way too slow and floaty, there are really big ugly seams where objects don't connect to their surroundings, there are no options or even a "Quit Game" button (the start menu just has a lot of issues in general). There's an area in the junkyard hiding a minigame but they forgot to replace the debug text with real text. I didn't play very much but was pretty let down. Might check it out again later if it gets updates that fix the problems.
3 votes funny
76561198452001117
Recommended6 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Good Game^^
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2 votes funny
76561198880725799
Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
WHO IN THE SCHNITZEL IS ROBIN AND WHY IS THIS CAT IN EVERY SINGLE HOUSE
1 votes funny
76561198075789662
Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
10/10, wanted a Schnitzel, but somehow ended up delivering pizza, falling in love and kicking a baby soccer ball and getting scolded for it - absolute cinema
1 votes funny
76561198091073326
Recommended202 hrs played (200 hrs at review)
This game is the prime example that shows the importance to first develop a game for the concurrent low-end hardware, and only then for the devices with higher specs to ensure optimization.
This is how this semi-open-world game runs with 1080p 60FPS on the Switch, and 4K 60FPS (or more) on the Steam Deck.
Other than that, the game is a love letter to collectathons from the early 2000's, which can be seen by both references and art style from that era.
1 votes funny
Super Chipflake Ü: Quest for the Uncooked Schnitzel
Jan 18, 2026
Jan 18, 2026
Jan 19, 2026
Jan 19, 2026
Jan 18, 2026
Jan 18, 2026

76561198181873631
Not Recommended0 hrs played
Cute art style, and seemed like a promising platformer, but a few minutes in and it just seems unfinished to me. The movement feels weird—way too slow and floaty, there are really big ugly seams where objects don't connect to their surroundings, there are no options or even a "Quit Game" button (the start menu just has a lot of issues in general). There's an area in the junkyard hiding a minigame but they forgot to replace the debug text with real text. I didn't play very much but was pretty let down. Might check it out again later if it gets updates that fix the problems.
3 votes funny
76561198181873631
Not Recommended0 hrs played
Cute art style, and seemed like a promising platformer, but a few minutes in and it just seems unfinished to me. The movement feels weird—way too slow and floaty, there are really big ugly seams where objects don't connect to their surroundings, there are no options or even a "Quit Game" button (the start menu just has a lot of issues in general). There's an area in the junkyard hiding a minigame but they forgot to replace the debug text with real text. I didn't play very much but was pretty let down. Might check it out again later if it gets updates that fix the problems.
3 votes funny
76561198452001117
Recommended6 hrs played (2 hrs at review)
Good Game^^
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2 votes funny
76561198880725799
Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
WHO IN THE SCHNITZEL IS ROBIN AND WHY IS THIS CAT IN EVERY SINGLE HOUSE
1 votes funny
76561198075789662
Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
10/10, wanted a Schnitzel, but somehow ended up delivering pizza, falling in love and kicking a baby soccer ball and getting scolded for it - absolute cinema
1 votes funny
76561198091073326
Recommended202 hrs played (200 hrs at review)
This game is the prime example that shows the importance to first develop a game for the concurrent low-end hardware, and only then for the devices with higher specs to ensure optimization.
This is how this semi-open-world game runs with 1080p 60FPS on the Switch, and 4K 60FPS (or more) on the Steam Deck.
Other than that, the game is a love letter to collectathons from the early 2000's, which can be seen by both references and art style from that era.
1 votes funny














































































































































