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NecesseNecesse
It's like if Terraria and Rimworld had a baby, but that baby doesn't constantly complain about not eating at a table.
302 votes funny
It's like if Terraria and Rimworld had a baby, but that baby doesn't constantly complain about not eating at a table.
302 votes funny
Rimdew fortress
107 votes funny
Bought it because I wanted something cheap to play with a friend. It was only €7.50, so that satisfied the first criteria. My friend was able to join my world immediately without having to wrestle the Port Forwarding Demon into submission. Criteria 2 fulfilled, great success. I assumed this would just be a run of the mill survival craft game, but I was wrong. This is more like a blend of Stardew Valley, Core Keeper and Rim World. After playing for an hour I discovered I can assign a settler as a sort of Chest Mule and have them sort through the mountains of junk I haul back from my spelunking adventures. That's it gentlemen, the genre has peaked here. Going forward, any survival crafting game I play that doesn't have a Chest Mule system is going to feel like I'm playing a degenerate, stone-age game for prehistoric boomers. I henceforth refuse to manually sort through any of my own adventuring crap in any future game I play. This game is really good. Don't think about it, just buy it.
100 votes funny
I'm a horse with a purple dress riding an Ostridge with a pet parrot and 10 little skeleton minions. I think I won the game.
89 votes funny
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69 votes funny
Really good game for being unable to pronounce the title of it!
63 votes funny
Okay yes, it's a great game. BUT! I have one major gripe, the button to talk to NPCs is the same button as the button to have all your summons attack NPCs. So if the NPC decides to walk slightly out of your talk range, which is very close mind you. You'll blow them up in an instant with your summons. This is even more horrible when there's just one type of NPC you've been waiting for most of the game and they fiiinally show up just to get insta-murdered.
61 votes funny
If Terraria and RimWorld got drunk, hooked up behind a 7-Eleven, and abandoned their baby in a procedurally generated forest, you'd get Necesse
59 votes funny
I was a bit discouraged by the graphics and the slowness at the start of the game at first, but after playing for more than an hour, this game is extremely good! No more mind-numbing grinding since you can assign the work to your settlers, similar to Rimworld, but actually work without complaining. It was kind of funny, honestly. For example, if I assign a settler to fish, get the fish from him, and sell it back to him, I get the money to pay for another settler. No work on my side, just exploitation at its best!
56 votes funny
they should add walter white
55 votes funny
Game so good, I refunded on sale, and bought it on its original price!
42 votes funny
wouldve been perfect, but i spent the entire game looking for a way to build an upstairs, only for there to be 4 floors downstairs instead. all i wanted was a second floor to my house :(
41 votes funny
Terirras baby brother he got his soft spot push in
37 votes funny
I bought this game half-off on Black Friday for 5 dollars without any expectations. I just wanted to build a town and go on adventures, and it said it would let me do that. Steam now says I've played more than 100+ hours. I've been engrossed. There's a very strong central gameplay loop that it clearly borrows from the genre of the game but which it executes very nicely even in its early-access state. You go down into the caves, you find loot, you come back up, you build a base, you go back down into the caves, you search for ores and fight monsters, you come back up, you build another house for that farmer who just arrived, you go back down, you come back up and the farmer has been tending your fields and chopping down trees for you so that you can focus on gathering stone and ore to build the forge you're going to need for the blacksmith who just arrived... and before you know it, you're running a town! It's not a perfect game. -I wish there were a little more options for customizing my character. -It feels like there could stand to be more items. I kept expecting to find coal so I could fuel my furnaces with something other than the precious logs I need to build and craft with. I kept looking for a way to make windows for my settler's homes before I realized that the only thing you can do with glass right now is make bottles and there aren't even any options for like... glassless windows. -The variety of loot you can find in any given biome's unique caves is currently quite limited, although what is there feels very good. -I must confess I was a little disappointed that I couldn't use a ladder in the caves to go down to another level of the caves. Sure you can get access to another level lower later on in the game, but it would go MILES towards increasing the viability of my colony if I could just keep going down. And yet, in spite of that, the central core gameplay is so tight and solidly established that it took me almost a week to notice anything worthy of even critique. Why would I care about not getting meat from squirrels or crabs when I've just figured out how to use restriction zones to limit certain settlers to certain buildings so that my villagers living in the bakery will be the only ones who bake, but also other settlers can come in and get food from the displays?! Sure I wish there was lettuce so that I could stop putting CABBAGE on my cheeseburger, but I've just finally unlocked the animal keeper and automated my beef and dairy farms so now I can make cheeseburgers regularly in the first place! The game is amazing, and almost all of this incredible work so far has been done by a single developer! I just read in the latest news that they finally added in a couple of others, which I can only hope means that the game will only keep getting better, faster, from here on out. TL;DR - The game's a tight, fun mixture of RPG adventuredom and settlement management with multiplayer support, a very solid gameplay loop, and a metric ton of potential. All sold for the extremely reasonable asking price of $10.00. I liked it so much, that I bought it again at full price after the sale and gifted it to a friend so that I'd have someone to play with. 10/10 - Most satisfying fifteen bucks I've ever spent. PS: In all seriousness, Developer? if you read these reviews? Lettuce. Please. It doesn't even have to look different from the cabbages. Just... lettuce. Or a leaf-free cheeseburger recipe? Please? Kthnx that's all.
33 votes funny
No villager sex :(
30 votes funny
Initially i thought there wouldn't be a lot of progression having played other similar style games, only to find out that that i'm 50 hours in and still haven't finished the game. My island is now a metropolis with apartment complexes. Is overpopulation a problem? Probably. Do my peasa... i mean, valued citizens care? No, they're happy and provided for. Do i have an extreme excess of plants and more piles of gold than i know what to do with? Yes. I'm now Scrooge McDuck.
30 votes funny
Terraria + Rimworld = Necesse Good + Good = Gooder Good game yes,
29 votes funny
It's not that the game is lacking content, but it's lacking dimension. None of the mechanics are any fun or have depth, and it would take a complete overhaul for me to enjoy it. It just feels like a continuous slog to get nowhere and I think the people comparing the game to Terraria, Stardew, or Rimworld have never played them, as their gameplay loops are far superior. Movement and combat are clunky, and extremely lacking when compared to Terraria and even Minecraft. It's like a settlement manager with content locked behind bosses, which aren't fun to fight. They have high HP and high damage, and are very one-dimensional with their attacks. It's not particularly difficult to fight them, but it takes a long time, and it's a nuisance because you deal no damage with each hit. I've never felt "strong" in this game, even with lategame gear killing NPCs, raiders, and slightly earlier bosses still takes active gameplay. The settlement management is convenient, it saves a lot of time when you can get NPCs to farm basic resources, and then eventually send them to collect specific items for you. But so many of the NPCs perform the exact same tasks, with most of the difference being the items you can purchase and sell, which are lacking in utility. There are too many items, a lot of things are there just as padding. Monsters drop items, but there's no purpose to them. When you get to the next biome you pick up the new stuff and discard your old items, items like trinkets you have to discover in chests, rather than crafting. When I started playing, there was so much gunk to toss out every time I went spelunking; walking around gets you so many items between the worms, grass seeds, flowers, random fauna, and enemies that spawn. Eventually it gets better because the NPCs can auto-manage chests, and inventory management upgrades are available as you defeat bosses, but gating them into the late game is unfun in my opinion. Progression is too linear and all the quests are the same, you fight your caves, then the biomes, then the deep caves, then the deep biomes in the same order. The quests are just to kill X monster from that biome, then the biome boss. And each boss is in a different biome, so if you want to fight them optimally, you have to create an arena every time. Most of the monsters are reskins and don't make thematic sense. For example, the late game biomes have jackal enemies chunking me for half my health. I understand a giant worm or vampire chunking me, but a regular jackal? All the enemy AI is one-dimensional as well, they just run at you to deal contact damage. There's a lack of cohesion between the game when travelling between these islands because it's literally a teleport. Infinite generation but no incentive to explore, since all the islands look the same anyways. And on the topic of appearance, it's not the prettiest looking game. The developer recently added a mana system, but why? Just so I waste my inventory slots on mana potions and mana regeneration modifiers?
29 votes funny
stardew terraria
29 votes funny
i teleported away in the middle of a fight and when i reached my spawn point there was a chicken costume in my inventory that i haven't removed since. 10/10
28 votes funny
Instead of buying CoD MW23, buy 7 copies of this game. You won't regret it. Also thank you dev(s) for the accessibility options!
26 votes funny
I think this game needs some balancing (after 1.0). Started a new game, mined, got iron armor and iron sword, feelt like a noob, built a village, got like 6 villagers, got raided. Raiders one shot me and my villagers, after respawn i killed them from distance, one of the raider got something called a void claw. Void claw got 150+ dmg, 8 times the range and dash ability for days. feels broken af.
24 votes funny
I have no doubt that this game is amazing for some people, but for a specific type of player (me) it is not. Someone said they love this game because instead of worrying about chores all the time, they can focus on the fun of exploring and fighting bosses. ...This is the exact reason I don't like it, lol. I play open world survival craft type games so that I can zone out and do endless chores to take care of my pretty little village that I decorate to the nth degree and ignore my real house with real chores that I absolutely am not doing. If the villagers do all that work for me... h-how will I get the 2 crumbs of serotonin from completing tasks to make my villagers happy? And as others have said, the art design just isn't there to make a pretty little village anyway (which is most of the fun of Terraria to begin with.) you mean I'm supposed to, like, go OUT THERE where mean things kill me and... and... put forth actual effort? And repeatedly die because I can't dodge to save my life? (literally) Until I can make the villagers go fight the monsters while I spend hours over a hot anvil crafting them armor that is impeccably color-coordinated, no ty.
24 votes funny
Plays like top down terraria but you get an army of villagers to do the boring stuff. Hate farming? Tell the villagers to do it. Hate chest sorting? Have the villagers to sort it. Hate mining? Tell the villagers to do it.
23 votes funny
I am a 55 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 12 now. My son got this game for Christmas from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just, watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. loaded into the game, made my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. loved it as it was the best time had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
23 votes funny

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