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Jurassic World Evolution 3Jurassic World Evolution 3
man see dinosaur game man preorder dinosaur game man wait 2 weeks for dinosaur game man preload dinosaur game man play dinosaur game man see dinosaur in game man happy
1282 votes funny
man see dinosaur game man preorder dinosaur game man wait 2 weeks for dinosaur game man preload dinosaur game man play dinosaur game man see dinosaur in game man happy
1282 votes funny
Baby dinos - check Same gameplay just improved - check Want to punch a hole through the monitor every time Cabot Finch opens his mouth - double check 10/10
48 votes funny
No Russian Language - No Positive Review If it's too late to voice the game into Russian, then at least give us the text. I urge everyone from Russia, the CIS, as well as those living in Germany, Israel, the USA, Canada, Estonia, and other countries with Russian communities, to support this review and write a similar one. We must not stand by; we must fight against what these developers are doing. JWE1 and JWE2 had a Russian localization, even despite the changes in events after 2021. The DLCs received both text and voice acting. Although the latter had a noticeable cast change, it was still there. As a pre-orderer, I am the one who financed the product. I have the right to receive a localization into my native language, especially since it shouldn't be too difficult for a studio like this; they've done it before. Please don't stand aside, if the overall rating of the game drops to negative, then the developers will see it and it will force them to work on translating the game Нет русского языка — нет положительного отзыва Если уже поздно озвучивать игру на русском, то хотя бы предоставьте текст. Призываю всех из России, СНГ, а также жителей Германии, Израиля, США, Канады, Эстонии и других стран с русскоязычными общинами поддержать этот отзыв и написать аналогичный. Мы не должны стоять в стороне, мы должны бороться с тем, что делают эти разработчики. JWE1 и JWE2 имели русскую локализацию, даже несмотря на изменения в событиях после 2021 года. Дополнения получили и текст, и озвучку. Хотя в последней заметное изменение состава актёров, оно всё равно было. Как оформивший предзаказ, я финансировал продукт. Я имею право получить локализацию на свой родной язык, тем более что для такой студии это не должно быть слишком сложно; они уже делали это раньше. Пожалуйста не оставайтесь в стороне, если общая оценка игры упадёт до отрицательной, то это увидят разработчики и это заставит их работать над переводом игры
31 votes funny
Unfortunately, it took me about 8 hours to realize that this game is falsely advertised. It’s not a simulation — it’s essentially a map or park creation tool sold for $60, with features seemingly designed only to drive social media engagement. There’s absolutely no economic challenge. The financial balance is unrealistic, boring, and completely breaks immersion. I was genuinely excited to play a game with over 92% positive reviews, expecting to build a dinosaur park from scratch — earning money through careful planning, designing guest paths and attractions, and experimenting with dinosaur genes to eventually create a sustainable business. I thought I’d be sending out teams to search for fossils, managing risks, and celebrating small wins when luck was on my side. But the gameplay, challenge level, and immersion all feel like they were designed for a broad mobile game audience. Let me describe one situation. I really tried to like the game, so I started a new park on a blank map, hard difficulty, and with minimal cash to make things more challenging. Then this happened: I hired a PhD-level scientist (Level 1) for $50,000, paying a $1,500 wage. He then received an invitation for a 10-minute marketing tour for a park that had literally 5 basic dinosaurs. The result? I instantly earned $3 million, solving all my financial problems with zero effort. Suddenly, hundreds of guests showed up to see those five dinosaurs, spending all their money on soft drinks and listening to the jukebox. I didn’t even need ticket sales — a single drink stand was making more profit than the cost of an entire team of PhD scientists! Maybe some players are happy with cheap employees, overly generous customers, and random events that throw money at you, but I found it disappointing. :(
27 votes funny
The gameplay so far is amazing in my opinion, so smooth, even though my computer isnt even the reccomended, thought I was doomed. I love how frontier finally listened, and didnt make us buy the dr wu hybrids packs again, and we pretty much have all major dlcs from the past games in a base, but that being said, i cant wait to see what new dlcs will come, surely more hybrids. I think i need to get a life but somehow for the 3rd time they have convinced me to spend all my money and play a silly little dinosaur game for hundreds of hours
27 votes funny
If there's Russian language, there will be a like, but for now, only dislikes. The game is good, but politics in games, especially in games like this, is a big b*llsh*t.
21 votes funny
Honestly, this should've just been an expansion (or, a couple of expansions) to JWE2. Everything is exactly the same. The dinosaur AI, the graphics, the controls, the features. Yes, dinosaurs being able to breed is fun, we like the concept of a baby dinosaurs of course! The ability to customize our builds is also cool. However, gameplay-wise, it's exactly the same as before (except it seems somehow EVEN EASIER than the previous game?) . This doesn't by any means feel like a "new" game. I feel like I'm playing JWE2 with fewer species. Hopefully some additional content down the line will make the game more fun. For now, I'd say it's not worth buying if you already have JWE2.
20 votes funny
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. I struggle to maintain my Dinosaur Park. Great game with amazing visuals and maps. So many items and customisation options to really get creative and make it your own.
19 votes funny
I've been playing Jurassic World: Evolution since the first game and I've seen how Frontier has progressed the series through the years for better or for worse. When I first heard there was going to be an Evolution 2, I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. I did come around to that one, though, because it ended up making several fundamental improvements over the first game which in retrospect definitely justified the sequel; in particular its addition of aquatics and a robust sandbox mode... Then Evolution 3 was announced, and after finally giving it a try I am finally fed up with Frontier's business model of repackaging the same game with incremental feature creep. For example, having a maintenance building and maintenance outposts completely separate from the ranger station seems so unnecessary, and the meaningful features such as baby dinosaurs and the island generator feel like they should have just been expansion packs for Evolution 2. It also begs the question, what's the point of investing my time and money into this game if Frontier is just gonna replace it with Evolution 4 in a few years, and Evolution 5 a few years after that? It's a capitalistic cycle I don't want them to ensnare me in.
18 votes funny
Built a park for hours.. "Accidentally" released the dinos and watched all hell break loose.. 11/10 would do it all again! Great game and loved every minute so far!
17 votes funny
It's too similar to the previous game. The animal AI is exactly the same, the park management too except for a couple of very, very small additions (e.g. the scientist skill impacting the park rating). The new additions like the improved terrain tools, breeding mechanics and modular buildings are well executed upgrades that add to the creative value of the vanilla game. This game mostly offers an alternative to the modding scene of its prequel (in my purely personal opinion, I'd say that the development has focused almost entirely in trying to outcompete it). If you have not played Jurassic World Evolution 2 I do think this is worthwhile, but if you are already familiar with these games you're not getting anything new. Please note that at the time of me writing this the game has just come out. A year or two from now it probably will have received a whole series of updates covering at the very least some of the minor grievances of this game franchise. I bought Jurassic World Evolution 2 a year after its release and it was a noticably better experience than that of some of the playerbase's at launch. If that's the case with this game as well I will upgrade my review accordingly. In conclusion: If this is your first time wanting to play a Jurassic World Evolution game (or even a park manager simulator in general) I do genuinely recommend it. But if you're unsure or already have some experience I deeply encourage you to wait at least one year. That's usually when the potential of these games has been brought in.
17 votes funny
We need Russian Language...
15 votes funny
It is a shame but i expected more from this game. Here is why: - The system lacks the detailed, individual simulation found in games like Planet Zoo or the Two Point series. Instead of being entities with distinct needs and routines that you can observe and manage on an individual level, guests are primarily part of a larger demographic group. You manage their overall comfort and safety, but not their personal journey through the park. visitors are "not mechanically simulated at all" and buildings "spawn those 'guests'" for a visual effect. - While JWE3 adds new elements like breeding and juvenile dinosaurs, i feel these additions are mostly "cute window dressing with little mechanical impact" beyond a boost to profits. The core gameplay of managing the dinosaur loop i see as repetitive and, lacks the deeper management that other tycoon-style games offer. - The dificulty is dumbed down so hard. You can't even lose. I expected a bit of a better management system so you really need to manage the park to stay in the positives bank wise and it should be way harder to get 5 star parks. - The campaign is shorter than the "Chaos Theory" mode from JWE2. For 60 euro's i expected a lot more. Overal the game is not bad in general. It runs properly. Just a few bugs i have encountered and if you don't really care and want to build a bit you will like the game. All i am saying since this is the 3rd version... i really expected serious changes and not a copy paste milk cow. Many of the new features in JWE3, such as breeding and improved terrain tools, were already available through mods for JWE2 on PC. This makes the new game feel more like a large, paid update than a true sequel.
13 votes funny
Giving the scientists they/them pronouns in each bio is a joke & cringe. I am requesting a REFUND!
12 votes funny
The game looks good, is somewhat fun in the design and dinosaur aspects of things, but quite frankly, it's way way too easy. There is absolutely no financial challenge in this game....at all. I assumed balancing economy would be difficult, it's not. There's no list of the dinosaurs that I've found yet that allows me to go through them and plan accordingly other than tediously going from dino to dino that I've already made and then guessing about the ones I'm releasing. I don't know, not a bad game, but absolutely not worth the dollar value at the moment. Feels very empty and unchallenging while being clean and polished.
12 votes funny

🦖 I just wanted to build a petting zoo... ★★★★★

...now there’s chaos everywhere, my T-Rex named “Karl-Heinz” eats three tourists a day, and my finance department cries louder than the velociraptors at feeding time. I thought I was a chill park manager – turns out I’m more of a “disaster with a marketing budget.” First a power outage, then a tornado, and finally… well, Karl-Heinz learned how to open doors. Graphics: gorgeous 😍 Sound: realistic enough to freak out my neighbors 😬 Gameplay: 90% putting out fires, 10% admiring dinosaurs 🧯🦕 Fun factor: Jeff Goldblum approves. Verdict: 5/5 stars. My park is ruined, but my heart is full. 🦖💚 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

🦖 Ich wollte nur einen Streichelzoo bauen... ★★★★★

...jetzt herrscht Chaos, mein T-Rex heißt „Karl-Heinz“, frisst täglich drei Touristen, und meine Finanzabteilung weint lauter als die Velociraptoren bei Fütterungszeit. Ich dachte, ich wäre ein cooler Parkmanager – Turns out, ich bin eher der Typ „Katastrophe mit Marketingbudget“. Zuerst Stromausfall, dann Tornado, dann... nun ja, Karl-Heinz hat gelernt, Türen zu öffnen. Grafik: wunderschön 😍 Sound: realistisch genug, um meine Nachbarn zu verunsichern 😬 Gameplay: 90% Feuerlöschen, 10% Dinos bestaunen 🧯🦕 Spaßfaktor: „Jeff Goldblum nickt zustimmend.“ Fazit: 5/5 Sterne. Mein Park ist ruiniert, aber mein Herz ist erfüllt. 🦖💚
10 votes funny
My baby T. rex killed a guest in the park ''by accident''. They grow up so fast...
9 votes funny
It's got dino's It's optimized It's got good graphics It's got ray tracing It' controller friendly And most importantly? It's a fun video game!
9 votes funny
Game shows severe glitches, rainbow pixel texture artefacts, broken transperancy, unreadable text in clickable UI elements and such, unplayable in current state. So i can't recommend it now, if it gets patched i will need to re-evaluate. Running latest gpu drivers on a recent win11 install. specs: 7800X3D RTX 5070 Ti 32GB Ram
8 votes funny
Hilarious. Startup the first campaign mission and get greeted by a car running into a Dinosaur in the intro scene and extreme graphic glitches on every graphic detail setting. Updated all drivers, even reset PC. Still severe glitches on a 5090 (flat dust, flickering shadows, pink Dinos... the whole shebang). I guess I'll pick it up on sale or for free on Epic, once the game is out of Beta. Great way to alienate early buyers...
7 votes funny
I cried seeing the Lokiceratops in the tutorial campaign missions. Anyway, so far so good, a lot of cleaned up UI, way more accessibility options than JWE2 (which no hate, I am one of the people who appreciates both previous games), Map doesn't seem to freak out and scroll to one side when I zoom out (hi JWE2). Will update this as I playthrough and unlock terraforming etc etc ALSO do love the path system, the variety of building customisation we get alongside being able to build them ourselves. The Control centre is easier to navigate - specifically the Research tab. Do we all remember how cut off text was in some of the upgrades? yeah none of that. I don't have to squint at the icons as much. Do I enjoy buildings being INSTANTLY built? Yes. Do I enjoy them being removed within seconds? Also yes. Negatives: - I dont like how zoomed in we get when we click on a building to have a look at it
7 votes funny
Huge focus on breeding dinosaurs, which is what I'm here for. There's a much longer and more interesting campaign than in 2, which is also a big plus for me. And I'm happy following all my dinosaurs around for hours and trying to find the little ones in the undergrowth. I've seen comments saying they find things a bit TOO peaceful, but I'm loving it, since I got annoyed at the incessant sabotage in previous games. Let me build my park and breed my beautiful dinos in peace!
6 votes funny
No dino breeding animations :(
6 votes funny
Horrific LOD issues, everything pops in when the camera is right next to it. There is no way to turn the LOD range up, so despite running at over 200 FPS (because v-sync doesn't work), it looks absolutely awful. Hoping for a hotfix or something, because this is absolutely embarrassing in a 60 dollar game. EDIT: Followed the developer response and filed a support ticket, sent them all my system information, and a video of the LOD issue. I was advised I should turn DLSS on to make it "less noticeable" and file it as a bug on their issue tracker. I am just going to refund the game, and stress my disappointment in Frontier here.
6 votes funny
In all the positive hype of the first days after the launch of JWE3, I dislike that I have to give it a negative review. Mostly to warn people before they buy it. I actually gave up the campaign and I don't like it. I like the sandbox (standard with limited money, research, etc), so maybe it's more neutral than negative, but I think that this iteration is so much worse than the second one. In the campaign you are told second by second what to do. You don't have the opportunity to think about your park or the dinos. Everything is very, very scripted and you have punctual and concrete objectives like put a nest in the dino enclosure, not, for example, make a park of two stars reputation. So the campaign is a chain of commands and then, when you happily see an objective like "earn 40 reputation with security faction" and you clap your hand like a child with joy, you are forced to go to another park to take another several literally stupid commands. Furthermore, in all JWE games, from time to time, you must drive some vehicles: cars and helicopters. In JWE3 it seems that you must do that every 5 minutes, to repair, or sedate, photo, herd and so on only by hand. All the menus are disabled and you are forced to play first person for very long periods of time. I always hated that in the series, but I tolerated it (til now) to play with the dinos afterwards. Now it's unbearable. In JWE2 maybe you had to do it for 5 minutes at the beginning of a mission, now, when you are forced to jump every 15 minutes to another park, my subjective feeling is that I have to drive the effing vehicles for half an hour and then I get to play with the dinos for less than 10 minutes before I am forced to go to another park. Why the devs want to disable a feature which automate all this chores it's a mystery for me. I wanted to play the challenges, because I loved them in the second iteration, but from the description it seems to me that I would have to run after the dinos in a car on the entire map all the time. I give JWE3 a negative review because, for me, it's much worse than the second iterations in the series.
5 votes funny

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