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NEW POKEMON SNAP TRIPLE X WITH HOT PIKACHU BUSTY ACTION ALL NIGHT ALL DAY LONG DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNK

for those out of the loop
185 votes funny

NEW POKEMON SNAP TRIPLE X WITH HOT PIKACHU BUSTY ACTION ALL NIGHT ALL DAY LONG DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNK

for those out of the loop
185 votes funny
I was performing cunnilingus on a pokemon when another creature snuck up behind me and started doing the macarena. I had to stop jacking off cause I laughed too hard, solid game.
113 votes funny
wow, enticing gameplay, mysterious story, whats not to like? 4 save files!!!! my whole family can play and not mess up my progression. overall amazing game can't wait to start a youtube series..... EPIC
52 votes funny
The real monster hunter wilds we have all been waiting for. ignore the $70 trash capcom made, this is the real deal
52 votes funny
This game is easily the best Christian family experience I have played, tbh with the Fortnite style graphics, the environmental interaction, the lack of violence, the love and care from the photographer to the creatures, how much they enjoy each other, this is a family friendly experience best experienced on a living room couch with the grandparents, the uncles, the aunts, the nieces, the nephews, heck bring over the whole family everyone can enjoy it. Just remember to teach people the mechanics, that camera is very delicate. I plan to go to various churches, synagogues, mosques, homeless shelters, and schools and show them what a true violence free and love filled experience this game offers, this is peak gaming, this is cinema, this is what the beginning of games in 1958 with tennis for two was truly aiming for.
41 votes funny
Surprisingly good considering what it is. i mean i have to catch myself before almost accidentally recommending it to the wrong friend.
40 votes funny
After years of increasingly disappointing triple A franchise releases... We finally got it bois!!! 100% GOTY MATERIAL!!! POKEMON SNAP TRIPLE X!!!!
26 votes funny
Pokemon Snap-your-pelvis-in-half
25 votes funny
20 minutes into the game and I'm literally raped, in the ass, by a fox. Didn't know sexual assault games were allowed on Steam.
13 votes funny
This is an uncooked bowl of cookie dough, but I like raw cookie dough. And I can taste that it's gonna make delicious cookies one day given the time to cook. I hope they give us all kinds of camera upgrades and even camo in the future. I'm very excited to see where this goes, and if they polish it up and eventually make a dlc I'll probably get it. As a side note, the funniest part of the game to me was when one of the critters would jump me and instead of my horny brain celebrating a sex scene all I could think was "NOOOO NOT MY PICTURES OF RARE MATING BEHAVIORS!!!!"
12 votes funny
worst gift ive ever received 💔
10 votes funny
Wait a minute, this isn't Palworld. This is anal sex!
10 votes funny
What a weird yet adorable and highly addicting game.... Highly recommend to all those pokefappersnappers out there. ;)
9 votes funny
So sad that Steve Irwin didn't live to see this game.
9 votes funny

Summary

EMERALD | An interesting concept that legitimately will grab your attention. Excellent voice acting, functionality, and diversity of species. This game stands to offer a lot of unique adult content.

Snapshot

Pros

  • A ton of adult acts, as you can imagine.
  • Visually appealing world to explore.
  • Many components in place to offer a wide array of features.
  • As the monsters come to trust you, they will treat you better.
  • Truly unique, a one of a kind game.
  • Cozy game, it's kind of chill.
  • Game for professional gooners.

Cons

  • Limited functionality as it currently stands.
  • Adult scenes are good, but as you can imagine, there are some physics issues.
  • Story doesn't last long at all (alpha)

Storyline

You're a photographer/scientist out here to document the monsters. The story cuts off after less than a few quests. Still, I can't hold it against the developers since I'm writing this in the early access stage. If at any point they want another evaluation when the game is more finished I'll edit my review.

Quality of Life

It's good. Clean controls, clean features - I actually like the quality of life a lot. One thing that can use a little bit of work is how the picture uploading works. It's a bit confusing and I feel as if I've lost some photos as a result. The only other thing that's lacking is functionality in its current state. There's a lot of "coming soon" features, so I'm looking forward to seeing how this comes along.

Adult Scenes

Hilarious. Especially the kama sutra of positions you can do when the monsters begin to trust you more. I think this is a top tier goon game for sure.

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8 votes funny
its lowkey pretty zen I ended playing like 30 minutes, and I was wondering when I'd get some action, to my dismay I wasn't watching my step and a plant took advantage of me, deflowerd by a flower, ashs to ashs, dust to dust
8 votes funny
- go around getting the spiciest of pics - side quest to find where is missing science team - stop what i am doing to snap another spicy pic - cool island has magic rocks! - ooooh another hot pic for the homework folder - suddenly one of the girls grabs my ass - data lost..... and my shorts
8 votes funny

Mom, can we have pokemon snap? No, There is pokemon snap at home. Pokemon snap at home 😩🍆💦👉🦊🥵

8 votes funny
You can throw rocks at the animals 10/10
7 votes funny
Nintendo would charge $90 for this.
6 votes funny

New Pokemon Snap XXX!!!!

With hot Pikachu busty action all night all day long!

Dunkadunkadunkadun! Literally Palworld sex update :ujel:
6 votes funny
Not impressed. This game has been in development for 4 years but it feels more like 4 months. Physics - 0/10 The physics are the default unreal engine character physics, jumping on items works whenever it feels like it, falling more than a foot stuns you for several seconds with an unskipable animation, and water has no effect and are usually blocked by invisible barriers so you can't get near it anyways. This makes the physics feel generic and kinda underwhelming as it's the same physics you'd find in literally any other $5 early access game on steam. Animations - 4/10 The anims are cute and quirky, most if not all are original animations, they have a good sense of phase that helps project emotion and they were all made at a high fps so it's all smooth and visually pleasing. There's not a lot of them but the ones that are there are all very nice. These would be one of the game's strong sides, however.. as the animations are recycled across all of the characters and as the characters are all different shapes and sizes there's a lot of misalignment.. this makes it all fall flat when the characters start humping the air instead of each other and I'm left feeling awkward whilst watching the creature struggle to insert itself. Some more dynamic animations were attempted but presumably delayed for a later update as currently the crotch of every female looks as if somebody spilled an apple pie in their lap whilst the jiggle physics have been cranked higher than the international space station. Gameplay - 5/10 Unique and immersive gameplay. The camera feels intuitive, the limited zoom provokes taking chances and the indicator over the characters head showcases when you're too close. Being limited to 10 photos at a time and being able to lose them is also a nice touch as the player has to balance between taking better photos and preserving the ones they already took. The voice acting is also great at guiding the player in subtle ways to better their photography skills. Once you've got the perfect photos of a certain type of creature you can approach them at any given moment and either pet them or have your way with them. This seems like where all the effort went into. Everything works, everything feels tested and trialed, and all-be-it taking photos is the only thing to do right now it's still built in a way that I see the potential for expansion. good job on gameplay. Story - 0/10 This game has a story? AI - 0/10 Characters will walk or run in random directions 'till a number randomizer tells them to dart directly after you instead. Defeat the toughest of enemies with a brave leap onto the nearest box and if the physics will allow it you have now bested them in a game of smarts. Graphics - 5/10 Bright and colourful, visually pleasing, everything's cartoon'ish / anime vibes which is nice and fun. It features a day/night cycle and occasional rain and thunder. The world in general is nicely put together with clean graphics in a consistent artstyle. Each character is also visually distinguishable with unique colours and aesthetics.. however.. I really wish the characters were a LOT more distinguishable as there's no real uniqueness to them besides their species. Some of them's got dongs, some of them don't. That's your pick of the litter I suppose. This lack of individualism gets me worried if the rest of the world is as copy-paste as the creatures that preoccupies it, hence the low rating. All in all it's an okay game.. so why don't I recommend it? Because bro it's been 4 years in development and it's still in early alpha. If I had nut in a girl I'd be driving the kid to kindergarten by now, meanwhile this game struggles to render pants. That and their tiny dev team has released 3 other games in the time this game's been in early alpha, so it's clearly not in a hurry to be finished - meanwhile it has a patreon link duct taped to it which gives me vietnam flashbacks of the dozen other similar adult entertainment games in early alpha that are in no hurry to get done because they're making more money by releasing tiny updates now and then. Big sad. 😡
5 votes funny
But I'm still not a furry.
5 votes funny
This game has the only gator roll I'd ever be willing to get caught in ;D
5 votes funny
Nin10doh! braced me for this moment.. finally i can coom
5 votes funny

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