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EA SPORTS FC™ 25EA SPORTS FC™ 25
In my lifetime I have done some bad things. As part of self punishment I play EA Sports FC 25. I already feel like a changed man, this game puts into perspective how even game developers can do bad things like releasing this garbage game. Highly recommend if you are considering self harm at any point in your life, 10/10
250 votes funny
In my lifetime I have done some bad things. As part of self punishment I play EA Sports FC 25. I already feel like a changed man, this game puts into perspective how even game developers can do bad things like releasing this garbage game. Highly recommend if you are considering self harm at any point in your life, 10/10
250 votes funny
This incredible piece of shit, feels worse, looks worse and is just as bullshit as the last. Don't buy this overpriced shit. There's a better chance of diddy being innocent than EA making a good game. At least the last two were fun to play when high :(
235 votes funny
EA is a greedy company and their games have been mediocre lately. However, I love football and gambling and this game hits the spot for me.
161 votes funny
Started as a football game, ended up running a digital casino where my team’s success depended on how deep my wallet was. My best tactic? Praying to EA’s loot box gods. “Pay-to-Winchester,” “Credit Card FC,” and “Microtransaction United” were my top clubs. 2/10 would rather play actual football in my backyard. 💸🎰⚽ Follow my curator page for more wallet-draining disasters, RNG heartbreaks, and games where skill loses to spending! 💸🎮✨ https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42602807-Osiris-Reviews/
158 votes funny
This game is actually amazing! It gives you a really outer body experience. You literally set low expectations and buy it for the sake of just playing FIFA after missing out on so many years.. and your body simply reacts automatically after you play for about 15 mins.. it just reacts and leads you to the refund page! Truly amazing. An outer body experience!
137 votes funny
I heavily suggest to buy this game, i hate it with a massive passion. Would recommend. Worth every penny. It gives me unreal bursts of anger, *UPDATE* This game is a pile of shit
89 votes funny
if you are waiting to buy this game at a discount dont bother waiting. it isnt worth a single penny. worst game ive ever played. forget being the worst fifa game, its the worst game ive ever spent retail price for. ive been playing this franchise since 2012 and was already on the fence after fifa 23. i figured maybe fc25 might be a slight upgrade from fc24 but ive been massively disappointed. its the worst game in its entire franchise. this isnt me recommending you to not buy it, im begging you not to.
76 votes funny
you will not enjoy this if you dont like getting fucked cuz you can dribble through but if you actually try to normally play and pass the game says no lets use all of diddys baby oil and make the ball untouchable and pass to the other team so if you have been to a diddy party or like wasting money then i recomend
68 votes funny
Way better than '24, though it seems the same weak players play the same teams online. STOP PLAYING REAL MADRID and be original, my god. You prove nothing when you constantly feed Mbappe and have him shoot 10 times a game. It takes ZERO skill.
62 votes funny
Last FIFA I played was... 13 i think. Gameplay wise it is similar. Players move better, however sometimes when I do a through pass, the player just stops running which is irritating. Also defensive play can be weird (might be just me doing something wrong). Sometimes when I run with the ball and enemy wants to tackle me, they can teleport in order to get in the right distance. While when opponent runs with the ball and I tackle them, literally nothing happens, not even animation of the player being pushed. I'm treated as a weak gust of wind. Other than that, I mainly play Ultimate team. You earn very little in-game money. When I watched some streamers (previous FIFAs though) spend thousands $, open dozens of packs and get nothing worth it... yeah, building team is hard. Bug wise... gameplay seems fine, except the tackle thing. However I often get menu bugs - when switching tabs or after finish a match, the menus just don't load. I have background screen, music plays, I can open and close social menu, but nothing else. When you start the game, the FC 25 logo is so pixelated that it's actually kinda sad. 360p image upscaled to 1440p resolution. Also alt F4 works really well and fast.
58 votes funny
Game make me rage so much I’m getting wife beater rage. 10/10 euphoric feeling time to go hit animals and kids.
53 votes funny
Nobody reads reviews anyway, so I'll write that I'm gay
53 votes funny
I have to give it to EA for going above an beyond in creating an even more dawgshit game then last years and for me being an absolute tard donkey and buying it thinking it would be different. Go fuck yourself EA, truly from the bottom of my heart, end yourself. >.<
51 votes funny
Even iPhone 16 got a bigger upgrade than the FC 25 but here are some things you should know before buying: 1, The game itself is not bad, better control, and no more feeling like you're skiing on grass. 2, Thousands of tiny, funny bugs, but it won't ruin your day.... mostly. 3, Surprisingly the Rush mode is pretty funny. 4, many new ideas for manager mode but the disgusting simplified UI is so bad to use (my opinion). 5, Prematch animation is back. Unless you play UT mode, DON'T BUY THIS GAME NOW! There are so many bugs! Wait for Black Friday or Christmas—your wallet will THANK YOU. It's not worth paying full price just to fill EA's bottomless pit of greed!
48 votes funny
The most trash game ever. Every single year, it's the same; in fact, it's worse. A lot of bugs and glitches—the ball is always bouncing from the defender to the opponent's striker. Marcus Thuram is a god, even though he can't touch the ball in real life. The CDM position is useless since the AI doesn't even follow the ball. EA surprises us with a masterpiece every freaking year. Amazing job, EA.
44 votes funny
Horrible game. Billion dollar company. Does not even put 1 single tester to check the game before releasing and selling to hundreds of thousands of user. CONTROLLERS DO NOT WORK ON A GAME WHERE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
40 votes funny
Shitty gameplay, shitty servers, full of bugs and problems. Buying this garbage game is just a way to destroy your nerves.
39 votes funny
only play player and manager career mode to keep yourself sane i enjoy the 5 minutes i spend with this game after waiting 20 minutes for it to boot up on my pc :D
36 votes funny
I barely post reviews, but since I just lost again due to the fact that the gameplay this year feels worse than stage 4 cancer on your genitals, I couldn't help but write this. I've been playing FIFA/EA FC for over 10 years and this game feels like the worst one ever. Animations are absolute fucking dogshit, DDA/Scripting in FUT makes it impossible to win more than two games in a row and don't even get me started about the laziness of the developers making this piece of fucking garbage since they just copied and paste EA FC 24 with a different name and even worse fucking gameplay. Every game 10 new different fucking bugs appear out of nowhere and don't even think about EA fixing those bugs; they simply don't give a flying fuck. I'd rather get hooked to fentanyl, divorce my wife, lose my job and live under a fucking bridge than to ever buy an EA game ever again, especially EA FC. Thanks for listening to my TedTalk.
31 votes funny
As someone who plays career mode frequently, I really appreciate the game's realistic structure. However, the various issues with the PC version can be frustrating. For instance, the game often doesn't start, and I have to restart EA anticheat. I believe optimization problems like these shouldn't exist, as they are a crucial factor.
29 votes funny
Regretting purchasing for this shit fucking game. Same game from last year but with idiot AI in simulation. There's bugs (as always) and the quality of the game is so low that it is not worthy considering the price.
28 votes funny
Shaolin soccer feels more like football compared to this game that is advertised as a football simulation. It is not a simulation. 0.65 out of 5 stars.
27 votes funny
I bought the Ultimate version of the game and didn't get 4600 points, why? This game amazin but my points....
26 votes funny
Worst Fifa ever, terrible passing, shooting, lag input, servers are so laggy. DON'T BUY THIS GAME!!!!!
24 votes funny
Games good!
24 votes funny

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