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EA SPORTS FC™ 25EA SPORTS FC™ 25
In my lifetime I have done some bad things. As part of self punishment I play EA Sports FC 25. I already feel like a changed man, this game puts into perspective how even game developers can do bad things like releasing this garbage game. Highly recommend if you are considering self harm at any point in your life, 10/10
258 votes funny
In my lifetime I have done some bad things. As part of self punishment I play EA Sports FC 25. I already feel like a changed man, this game puts into perspective how even game developers can do bad things like releasing this garbage game. Highly recommend if you are considering self harm at any point in your life, 10/10
258 votes funny
This incredible piece of shit, feels worse, looks worse and is just as bullshit as the last. Don't buy this overpriced shit. There's a better chance of diddy being innocent than EA making a good game. At least the last two were fun to play when high :(
238 votes funny
EA is a greedy company and their games have been mediocre lately. However, I love football and gambling and this game hits the spot for me.
166 votes funny
Started as a football game, ended up running a digital casino where my team’s success depended on how deep my wallet was. My best tactic? Praying to EA’s loot box gods. “Pay-to-Winchester,” “Credit Card FC,” and “Microtransaction United” were my top clubs. 2/10 would rather play actual football in my backyard. 💸🎰⚽ Follow my curator page for more wallet-draining disasters, RNG heartbreaks, and games where skill loses to spending! 💸🎮✨ https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42602807-Osiris-Reviews/
160 votes funny
This game is actually amazing! It gives you a really outer body experience. You literally set low expectations and buy it for the sake of just playing FIFA after missing out on so many years.. and your body simply reacts automatically after you play for about 15 mins.. it just reacts and leads you to the refund page! Truly amazing. An outer body experience! EDIT: Bought the game right now for a discounted INR 200. So, I ended up buying it after a year for some casual multiplayer. Before the price drop, I paid close to around INR 1500 which is still cheap but you can easily buy a ps3/ps4 gen title for that money which would be more fun.
141 votes funny
This is the most rigged video game of all time. The level of greed from EA. The lack of respect for the community. The lack of respect for the game of football. And the absence of integrity, it is all very lame and absurd. A video game, especially one where the grind means everything, should reward you with generous loot overtime: the more time you spend in the game, the more loot you get. Instead, all you get is a big finger in the face. Money, money and money. Packs, packs, packs. Why do I play this game, and as much as I do? Because I am a degenerate player. You, my good friend, if you are new and is thinking of giving this game a try, please, no, stay the F...# away from this garbo game. The stench is horrible. The greed is massive. A video game developed to play with your psyche and just trigger dopamine so you will open your wallet. NO! DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. READ ME! DO... NOT... PLAY... THIS... GAME.
130 votes funny
this game is trash, well-made and highly scripted. Shakespeare wishes he could write a better script for a play
112 votes funny
tackled my opponent 10 times and the ball just keep bouncing back towards him. great game.
107 votes funny
I heavily suggest to buy this game, i hate it with a massive passion. Would recommend. Worth every penny. It gives me unreal bursts of anger, *UPDATE* This game is a pile of shit
91 votes funny
if you are waiting to buy this game at a discount dont bother waiting. it isnt worth a single penny. worst game ive ever played. forget being the worst fifa game, its the worst game ive ever spent retail price for. ive been playing this franchise since 2012 and was already on the fence after fifa 23. i figured maybe fc25 might be a slight upgrade from fc24 but ive been massively disappointed. its the worst game in its entire franchise. this isnt me recommending you to not buy it, im begging you not to.
76 votes funny
you will not enjoy this if you dont like getting fucked cuz you can dribble through but if you actually try to normally play and pass the game says no lets use all of diddys baby oil and make the ball untouchable and pass to the other team so if you have been to a diddy party or like wasting money then i recomend
68 votes funny
Way better than '24, though it seems the same weak players play the same teams online. STOP PLAYING REAL MADRID and be original, my god. You prove nothing when you constantly feed Mbappe and have him shoot 10 times a game. It takes ZERO skill.
62 votes funny
Last FIFA I played was... 13 i think. Gameplay wise it is similar. Players move better, however sometimes when I do a through pass, the player just stops running which is irritating. Also defensive play can be weird (might be just me doing something wrong). Sometimes when I run with the ball and enemy wants to tackle me, they can teleport in order to get in the right distance. While when opponent runs with the ball and I tackle them, literally nothing happens, not even animation of the player being pushed. I'm treated as a weak gust of wind. Other than that, I mainly play Ultimate team. You earn very little in-game money. When I watched some streamers (previous FIFAs though) spend thousands $, open dozens of packs and get nothing worth it... yeah, building team is hard. Bug wise... gameplay seems fine, except the tackle thing. However I often get menu bugs - when switching tabs or after finish a match, the menus just don't load. I have background screen, music plays, I can open and close social menu, but nothing else. When you start the game, the FC 25 logo is so pixelated that it's actually kinda sad. 360p image upscaled to 1440p resolution. Also alt F4 works really well and fast.
58 votes funny
Nobody reads reviews anyway, so I'll write that I'm gay
55 votes funny
this game genuinely gave me the worst experiences of my life. never played such a horrible and unlikable game ever, 5 hours of sweating my balls off just to get the worst rewards ever is not worth it. i lost some brain cells and my hair is slowly turning gray because of the gameplay, and i for sure decreased my lifespan by half. for your own sake dont play an ea game in your life
54 votes funny
Game make me rage so much I’m getting wife beater rage. 10/10 euphoric feeling time to go hit animals and kids.
54 votes funny
I have to give it to EA for going above an beyond in creating an even more dawgshit game then last years and for me being an absolute tard donkey and buying it thinking it would be different. Go fuck yourself EA, truly from the bottom of my heart, end yourself. >.<
51 votes funny
Even iPhone 16 got a bigger upgrade than the FC 25 but here are some things you should know before buying: 1, The game itself is not bad, better control, and no more feeling like you're skiing on grass. 2, Thousands of tiny, funny bugs, but it won't ruin your day.... mostly. 3, Surprisingly the Rush mode is pretty funny. 4, many new ideas for manager mode but the disgusting simplified UI is so bad to use (my opinion). 5, Prematch animation is back. Unless you play UT mode, DON'T BUY THIS GAME NOW! There are so many bugs! Wait for Black Friday or Christmas—your wallet will THANK YOU. It's not worth paying full price just to fill EA's bottomless pit of greed!
48 votes funny
The most trash game ever. Every single year, it's the same; in fact, it's worse. A lot of bugs and glitches—the ball is always bouncing from the defender to the opponent's striker. Marcus Thuram is a god, even though he can't touch the ball in real life. The CDM position is useless since the AI doesn't even follow the ball. EA surprises us with a masterpiece every freaking year. Amazing job, EA.
44 votes funny
Horrible game. Billion dollar company. Does not even put 1 single tester to check the game before releasing and selling to hundreds of thousands of user. CONTROLLERS DO NOT WORK ON A GAME WHERE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
40 votes funny
only play player and manager career mode to keep yourself sane i enjoy the 5 minutes i spend with this game after waiting 20 minutes for it to boot up on my pc :D
39 votes funny
Shitty gameplay, shitty servers, full of bugs and problems. Buying this garbage game is just a way to destroy your nerves.
39 votes funny
There are two types of people in the AAA sports gaming world. People who play online, pay for microtransactions, deal with cheaters and griefers and bots and whatever, and rage against the heavens with each new release. And people who buy these games roughly once per console generation, only play offline in franchise mode (whatever form that takes in each game), and buy it mostly because it lets them play as their favorite IRL team—shout-out to anyone who's a diehard fan of a team that got promoted to League Two in England or 3.Liga in Germany in 2024-25 and finally gets to play as their team in-game. They generally play more casually and just love having that connection to their IRL favorite squad. I'm in the latter camp. I have over a hundred hours and counting and got this game at a deep discount. I'm very happy with it. So I recommend it. But if you're in the former camp...well, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe find a hobby—or at least a different game series or genre—that doesn't ruin your mental health. That can't be good for you.
37 votes funny
I barely post reviews, but since I just lost again due to the fact that the gameplay this year feels worse than stage 4 cancer on your genitals, I couldn't help but write this. I've been playing FIFA/EA FC for over 10 years and this game feels like the worst one ever. Animations are absolute fucking dogshit, DDA/Scripting in FUT makes it impossible to win more than two games in a row and don't even get me started about the laziness of the developers making this piece of fucking garbage since they just copied and paste EA FC 24 with a different name and even worse fucking gameplay. Every game 10 new different fucking bugs appear out of nowhere and don't even think about EA fixing those bugs; they simply don't give a flying fuck. I'd rather get hooked to fentanyl, divorce my wife, lose my job and live under a fucking bridge than to ever buy an EA game ever again, especially EA FC. Thanks for listening to my TedTalk.
32 votes funny
The game is just a ball played by 22 human players who try to get the ball into the goal and so on. I don't understand how you can develop the same game over and over again, and it just keeps getting worse. It didn't justify a single penny spent on it. Bugs, scripts, imbalance. Only bought this game because it was on a very large discount. And to be completely honest even if they gave this crap out for free it would still be way to expensive. I really enjoyed playing previous Fifa’s but this one is so bad that every second playing it felt like a never ending nightmare. It’s like they’re trying to make it **** every single year and I can’t wait to see how they‘ll manage to make it even worse the next year because I don’t think it’s even possible after this disaster. This game is like, hmm how I put it: “I dreamt of playing for a club like Manchester United, and now here I am at My Village Football Club tingkat RW.”
30 votes funny

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