Bought this for my son as he's been struggling in Kindergarten. I am appalled at the sheer amount of violence and gore this game contains. Do not buy this game for your kids.
Bought this for my son as he's been struggling in Kindergarten. I am appalled at the sheer amount of violence and gore this game contains. Do not buy this game for your kids.
This game make me feel so hyped.
Then I wrote my review with rhythm.
Kindergarten comeback full style.
You play the role in kid of five.
Nugget eat goo, new school still hot.
I really love this game a lot.
I loved this game, really! I did! but, come on. no costumes? no monstermon minigame? less areas and time in the day, creating shorter missions? this game feels like it's LESS than KG2. It's still a great game though, and I DID enjoy it! but, i feel it's missing quite a few things. can't wait for KG4!!!
I expect more of nugget 10/10 all expectations met most goated game of the century. Beats all Activision games together. Graphics are better then cyberpunk. Story better than RDR2 the friendships are better then GTA5. Underatted game even if it got 100000000 BILLIGIIONAS sold. I can now sleep knowing I have finished Kindergarten 3
A fun game. A good entry in the series, this is probably my least favorite Kindergarten game.
The cast of characters feels hollow; some of the newer characters are incredibly bland and a lot of the more fun original cast is absent. The assignments feel like they play out less organically. More so than the other games does it feel like you get handed an item just because you need it to finish the assignment with no real reason as to why you're receiving it.
The money system is completely gone, which, whatever. It's fun to have but plotlines can be developed without it, and, for the most part, I think they did that decently enough.
No Monstermon battles; I thought that was weird but it wasn't a core feature of the last game so, whatever, again.
No collectible costumes, however, was a change that I found really strange.
The ending was fun and there were some stellar moments in assignments. I really enjoyed Nugget's assignment, ya know, cause Nugget.
While not the perfect Wednesday in my eyes, I'm still excited to see what Thursday brings.
Overall i'd rate this as a mixed game - the game itself is good enough, like a 6/10 or 7/10 ish, but I really don't feel like it's worth what it costs. The value proposition is not there. For that reason I'll mark this review negative - but I feel like a "mixed" rating would be more appropriate for this title.
It's Kindergarten - you should know what to expect. If you haven't played the first one, buy and play that instead.
It's criminal this game doesn't let you speed up text - since reading text will end up being half your entire playtime.
I also think this game doesn't have the content or replayability to justify its price tag. You can finish every mission in like 4 hours, and that is without looking up a guide or using any info other than your brain.
The difficulty was not there for me. The NPCs almost always tell you what to do next - you just need to read what they tell you. I thought the 1st and 2nd game had a little bit more puzzle solving, which I missed in this one.
It's fun, until it's not - it does feel like it starts to overstay its welcome pretty quick. Good thing the game is short. Really feels like this should be a 10-15$ max game, not $20.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
(Idk, I spent like, an hour of my total playtime just trying to figure out how to do some of the next steps in some of the missions. But I'm sure if you have okay problem-solving skills you'll be fine.)
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
(The Only things to grind are Monstermons and achievements, and those hardly count)
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
(There's like, 11 hours of content if you 100% it)
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
(Tbh, 20$ for about 9 hours of game is just not really worth it.)
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
(It's mostly typos)
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template
Bought this for my son as he's been struggling in Kindergarten. I am appalled at the sheer amount of violence and gore this game contains. Do not buy this game for your kids.
Bought this for my son as he's been struggling in Kindergarten. I am appalled at the sheer amount of violence and gore this game contains. Do not buy this game for your kids.
This game make me feel so hyped.
Then I wrote my review with rhythm.
Kindergarten comeback full style.
You play the role in kid of five.
Nugget eat goo, new school still hot.
I really love this game a lot.
I loved this game, really! I did! but, come on. no costumes? no monstermon minigame? less areas and time in the day, creating shorter missions? this game feels like it's LESS than KG2. It's still a great game though, and I DID enjoy it! but, i feel it's missing quite a few things. can't wait for KG4!!!
I expect more of nugget 10/10 all expectations met most goated game of the century. Beats all Activision games together. Graphics are better then cyberpunk. Story better than RDR2 the friendships are better then GTA5. Underatted game even if it got 100000000 BILLIGIIONAS sold. I can now sleep knowing I have finished Kindergarten 3
A fun game. A good entry in the series, this is probably my least favorite Kindergarten game.
The cast of characters feels hollow; some of the newer characters are incredibly bland and a lot of the more fun original cast is absent. The assignments feel like they play out less organically. More so than the other games does it feel like you get handed an item just because you need it to finish the assignment with no real reason as to why you're receiving it.
The money system is completely gone, which, whatever. It's fun to have but plotlines can be developed without it, and, for the most part, I think they did that decently enough.
No Monstermon battles; I thought that was weird but it wasn't a core feature of the last game so, whatever, again.
No collectible costumes, however, was a change that I found really strange.
The ending was fun and there were some stellar moments in assignments. I really enjoyed Nugget's assignment, ya know, cause Nugget.
While not the perfect Wednesday in my eyes, I'm still excited to see what Thursday brings.
Overall i'd rate this as a mixed game - the game itself is good enough, like a 6/10 or 7/10 ish, but I really don't feel like it's worth what it costs. The value proposition is not there. For that reason I'll mark this review negative - but I feel like a "mixed" rating would be more appropriate for this title.
It's Kindergarten - you should know what to expect. If you haven't played the first one, buy and play that instead.
It's criminal this game doesn't let you speed up text - since reading text will end up being half your entire playtime.
I also think this game doesn't have the content or replayability to justify its price tag. You can finish every mission in like 4 hours, and that is without looking up a guide or using any info other than your brain.
The difficulty was not there for me. The NPCs almost always tell you what to do next - you just need to read what they tell you. I thought the 1st and 2nd game had a little bit more puzzle solving, which I missed in this one.
It's fun, until it's not - it does feel like it starts to overstay its welcome pretty quick. Good thing the game is short. Really feels like this should be a 10-15$ max game, not $20.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
(Idk, I spent like, an hour of my total playtime just trying to figure out how to do some of the next steps in some of the missions. But I'm sure if you have okay problem-solving skills you'll be fine.)
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
(The Only things to grind are Monstermons and achievements, and those hardly count)
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
(There's like, 11 hours of content if you 100% it)
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
(Tbh, 20$ for about 9 hours of game is just not really worth it.)
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
(It's mostly typos)
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template
