All of this games reviews and achievements may be bot-ed but my greatest achievement is getting banned in a pay-to-win single-player porn game with no anti-cheat. The AI devs have a crazy sense of humour
All of this games reviews and achievements may be bot-ed but my greatest achievement is getting banned in a pay-to-win single-player porn game with no anti-cheat. The AI devs have a crazy sense of humour
At first you're kinda forced to merge butt plugs and dildos together, but as the game progresses, your main focus starts to shift toward reaching the endgame content of the fast food and tools merge section. I put in a few hours but haven't touched this game since writing this review.
Honestly being single and using this game has fulfilled my destiny. i have quit my bad habits and have started taking up long walks on the beach while using my steam deck to play this game. My addiction to the P Hub sites have been cured i no longer need to spend money on cam girls. 10/10 would recommend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our son was only 14 when he was diagnosed with Lukemia. The journey was long, filled with treatments, surgeries, and countless nights where we watched him battle not just the disease, but the overwhelming fear and loneliness that came with it.
But there was one thing that brought him back to life in those dark moments: Horny Villa.
He found it during one of his hospital stays, and at first, it was just something to pass the time. But soon, it became more. As he played, he would tell us about his missions—how his toys worked together, how they fought back against impossible odds. We saw him light up with excitement, a spark of joy we hadn’t seen in a long time. The game gave him a sense of purpose, a chance to be a hero, even when he couldn’t be one in his own life. For hours, he’d immerse himself in his glue, and for a while, the pain seemed to fade.
Sadly, he lost his battle. But those moments, those hours spent with Horny Villa, were some of the happiest of his final months. We know that, for him, it wasn’t just a game. It was a source of strength. A way to feel like he was in control when so much of his life had been taken from him.
To the creators of Horny Villa and its developers at GreenT: Thank you. You gave our gooner son a little piece of light when everything else felt so heavy. You gave him a way to feel like he could fight back, and for that, we are forever grateful.
My friend told me to avoid this game and thought to see what fuss he was making and now since I lost track of hours, I've just lost my job today. I got up to tell the bad news to my wife and kids and then I cant seem to find anyone around the home until now I found out for couple days my wife and kids wasn't home and had a divorce paper sat at the table... I should of listen to my friend advice.
i have lost well over 200 dollars in diamonds and buys, and levels and girls it keeps reseting to a lower setting, and all my "buys" have disappeared, this is the 2nd time this has happen, i am getting royally peeved
Oh no, you're out of ingame energy and can't play. Oh, my goodness, what can we do? Hey, no worries! You can totally restore it with diamonds. Oh, you don't have any diamonds? Oh my goodness, you are so lucky! You can buy a bunch for just a few tens of real dollars.
It's just like Gardenscapes and other mobile gaming trash. But with tits.
The whole game is AI slop, from images to the writing. It's actually awful. Add together the constant popups to sell "boosts" and it becomes clear that it's a zero effort game to try and lure in people to spend money cause "SEXY PIX!!!!"
Update: It's still the most predatory, low effort game in the universe, It's still awful. You can see me as gaming jesus , I take the punishment so you don't have to. Now I just want to see if it's possible to 100% achievements as F2P or if it's possible at all.
Not to be a gooner game connoisseur but I've been playing this game since its release on Nutaku and thus watched it grow. I actually quite liked this game, the match function is fun and collecting new characters and photos is always something I enjoy in game. Loved the events too but once it was available on steam, I noticed some strange ass changes made to the base game. For one, a few characters had their entire faces changed to the point that I almost thought they got a new artist. To back this, a few of the pictures for the starter girls were changed as well, once again to a seemingly different artstyle. Not exactly a huge issues but the girls developed same face syndrome which was just a little annoying but nothing to big. Finally, I decided to use my brain and look at the redone pictures for the starter girls and realized that they dont have a new artist at all, its been ai this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. At some point, these mfs started feeding their artist's art through ai and now all of the pictures and girls look like literal slop. The art style wasn't bad. like ever. idgaf what some of the horny mfs playing with their left hand say, I know for a fact that there were a few pictures in here (before they got slopped) that were literally so pretty like the original version of one of Kira's pictures which was so gorgeous to look at and the event banners but they ai'd their asses and didnt even bother to hide it since Kira has eighteen different pairs of glasses in each picture since the ai clearly cant get that right, or develop a face that has variety. Was a big fan before they started using ai but now there is literally no point to playing this game. There were like two things going for this game and ya'll ruined one of them so yeah i'm most definitely not picking this back up. Literally pay your artist and remove the ai and this game would be golden.
the game is good, my sock has already turned into stone, a little more and there will be more protein than fabric, so to speak, working hard is always a pleasure
You don't get to **** any of the girls and the game aggressively attempts to drain your wallet. Your better off blowing your money on lottery tickets or h00kers.
While the game is not horrible it is extremly pay to win, and has constant bugs, the devs do not use the community hub to interact with thew player base and events are lack luster with no real main story updates since release on Steam. I cannot recommend a game in this state.
Not to be a gooner game connoisseur but I've been playing this game since its release on Nutaku and thus watched it grow. I actually quite liked this game, the match function is fun and collecting new characters and photos is always something I enjoy in game. Loved the events too but once it was available on steam, I noticed some strange ass changes made to the base game. For one, a few characters had their entire faces changed to the point that I almost thought they got a new artist. To back this, a few of the pictures for the starter girls were changed as well, once again to a seemingly different artstyle. Not exactly a huge issues but the girls developed same face syndrome which was just a little annoying but nothing to big. Finally, I decided to use my brain and look at the redone pictures for the starter girls and realized that they dont have a new artist at all, its been ai this whole fucking time. At some point, these mfs started feeding their artist's art through ai and now all of the pictures and girls look like literal slop. The art style wasn't bad. like ever. idgaf what some of the horny mfs playing with their left hand say, I know for a fact that there were a few pictures in here (before they got slopped) that were literally so pretty like the original version of one of Kira's pictures which was so gorgeous to look at and the event banners but they ai'd their asses and didnt even bother to hide it since Kira has eighteen different pairs of glasses in each picture since the ai clearly cant get that right, or develop a face that has variety. Was a big fan before they started using ai but now there is literally no point to playing this game. There were like two things going for this game and ya'll ruined one of them so yeah i'm most definitely not picking this back up. Literally pay your artist and remove the ai and this game would be golden.
Looks nice but it "energy" gates you so that you can't progress without paying real money and a lot of it.
Insane cash grab probably hoping to take advantage of teenage boys with their parent's credit cards.
I am blind and at the very beginning it seemed to me that these were all different cucumbers, eggplants and similar vegetables. It is unclear why all the farmers were women and why they were all naked. Then I put on my glasses and realized what kind of farm they had.
Honestly, I like the the high quality pictures (just pictures, no scenes or anything else notable, don't play if you're looking for anything else) this game has to offer, and the gameplay is simple yet addicting, however, that's where the good ends. I have never seen such a greedy company in all my years of gaming. Not a single micro transaction is below $4.99 USD, that wasn't necessarily so bad at first. HOWEVER, for me the straw that broke the proverbial back, was when I learned the subscription benefits are bugged! Specifically, there is a weekly and monthly "subscription" which already overpriced, don't function as intended. The weekly is ok, but don't buy more than one week at once, or you miss a free summon. And the monthly feature is bugged, it gives you an energy cap of 200, which is nice, cause this is a hentai game and who the hell can log in and use the energy points every four hours? BUT IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. You will absolutely not accrue energy points past 100 IF YOU ARE NOT LOGGED IN. So now i have to keep this game open and minimized, which isn't even offered by the game itself, have to hit ALT + Enter to do that, and I'm sure you can see why that would be an issue. I wish I knew this or read reviews before I spent a significant sum of money on this game, but I can assure you, I will not spend another dollar on this greedy publisher. I have a hard time believing the issue on one of their primary services, namely the 200 energy cap, is not an intentional way for them to milk another penny out of their customers.
There are better alternatives, don't start here.
All of this games reviews and achievements may be bot-ed but my greatest achievement is getting banned in a pay-to-win single-player porn game with no anti-cheat. The AI devs have a crazy sense of humour
All of this games reviews and achievements may be bot-ed but my greatest achievement is getting banned in a pay-to-win single-player porn game with no anti-cheat. The AI devs have a crazy sense of humour
At first you're kinda forced to merge butt plugs and dildos together, but as the game progresses, your main focus starts to shift toward reaching the endgame content of the fast food and tools merge section. I put in a few hours but haven't touched this game since writing this review.
Honestly being single and using this game has fulfilled my destiny. i have quit my bad habits and have started taking up long walks on the beach while using my steam deck to play this game. My addiction to the P Hub sites have been cured i no longer need to spend money on cam girls. 10/10 would recommend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our son was only 14 when he was diagnosed with Lukemia. The journey was long, filled with treatments, surgeries, and countless nights where we watched him battle not just the disease, but the overwhelming fear and loneliness that came with it.
But there was one thing that brought him back to life in those dark moments: Horny Villa.
He found it during one of his hospital stays, and at first, it was just something to pass the time. But soon, it became more. As he played, he would tell us about his missions—how his toys worked together, how they fought back against impossible odds. We saw him light up with excitement, a spark of joy we hadn’t seen in a long time. The game gave him a sense of purpose, a chance to be a hero, even when he couldn’t be one in his own life. For hours, he’d immerse himself in his glue, and for a while, the pain seemed to fade.
Sadly, he lost his battle. But those moments, those hours spent with Horny Villa, were some of the happiest of his final months. We know that, for him, it wasn’t just a game. It was a source of strength. A way to feel like he was in control when so much of his life had been taken from him.
To the creators of Horny Villa and its developers at GreenT: Thank you. You gave our gooner son a little piece of light when everything else felt so heavy. You gave him a way to feel like he could fight back, and for that, we are forever grateful.
My friend told me to avoid this game and thought to see what fuss he was making and now since I lost track of hours, I've just lost my job today. I got up to tell the bad news to my wife and kids and then I cant seem to find anyone around the home until now I found out for couple days my wife and kids wasn't home and had a divorce paper sat at the table... I should of listen to my friend advice.
i have lost well over 200 dollars in diamonds and buys, and levels and girls it keeps reseting to a lower setting, and all my "buys" have disappeared, this is the 2nd time this has happen, i am getting royally peeved
Oh no, you're out of ingame energy and can't play. Oh, my goodness, what can we do? Hey, no worries! You can totally restore it with diamonds. Oh, you don't have any diamonds? Oh my goodness, you are so lucky! You can buy a bunch for just a few tens of real dollars.
It's just like Gardenscapes and other mobile gaming trash. But with tits.
The whole game is AI slop, from images to the writing. It's actually awful. Add together the constant popups to sell "boosts" and it becomes clear that it's a zero effort game to try and lure in people to spend money cause "SEXY PIX!!!!"
Update: It's still the most predatory, low effort game in the universe, It's still awful. You can see me as gaming jesus , I take the punishment so you don't have to. Now I just want to see if it's possible to 100% achievements as F2P or if it's possible at all.
Not to be a gooner game connoisseur but I've been playing this game since its release on Nutaku and thus watched it grow. I actually quite liked this game, the match function is fun and collecting new characters and photos is always something I enjoy in game. Loved the events too but once it was available on steam, I noticed some strange ass changes made to the base game. For one, a few characters had their entire faces changed to the point that I almost thought they got a new artist. To back this, a few of the pictures for the starter girls were changed as well, once again to a seemingly different artstyle. Not exactly a huge issues but the girls developed same face syndrome which was just a little annoying but nothing to big. Finally, I decided to use my brain and look at the redone pictures for the starter girls and realized that they dont have a new artist at all, its been ai this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. At some point, these mfs started feeding their artist's art through ai and now all of the pictures and girls look like literal slop. The art style wasn't bad. like ever. idgaf what some of the horny mfs playing with their left hand say, I know for a fact that there were a few pictures in here (before they got slopped) that were literally so pretty like the original version of one of Kira's pictures which was so gorgeous to look at and the event banners but they ai'd their asses and didnt even bother to hide it since Kira has eighteen different pairs of glasses in each picture since the ai clearly cant get that right, or develop a face that has variety. Was a big fan before they started using ai but now there is literally no point to playing this game. There were like two things going for this game and ya'll ruined one of them so yeah i'm most definitely not picking this back up. Literally pay your artist and remove the ai and this game would be golden.
the game is good, my sock has already turned into stone, a little more and there will be more protein than fabric, so to speak, working hard is always a pleasure
You don't get to **** any of the girls and the game aggressively attempts to drain your wallet. Your better off blowing your money on lottery tickets or h00kers.
While the game is not horrible it is extremly pay to win, and has constant bugs, the devs do not use the community hub to interact with thew player base and events are lack luster with no real main story updates since release on Steam. I cannot recommend a game in this state.
Not to be a gooner game connoisseur but I've been playing this game since its release on Nutaku and thus watched it grow. I actually quite liked this game, the match function is fun and collecting new characters and photos is always something I enjoy in game. Loved the events too but once it was available on steam, I noticed some strange ass changes made to the base game. For one, a few characters had their entire faces changed to the point that I almost thought they got a new artist. To back this, a few of the pictures for the starter girls were changed as well, once again to a seemingly different artstyle. Not exactly a huge issues but the girls developed same face syndrome which was just a little annoying but nothing to big. Finally, I decided to use my brain and look at the redone pictures for the starter girls and realized that they dont have a new artist at all, its been ai this whole fucking time. At some point, these mfs started feeding their artist's art through ai and now all of the pictures and girls look like literal slop. The art style wasn't bad. like ever. idgaf what some of the horny mfs playing with their left hand say, I know for a fact that there were a few pictures in here (before they got slopped) that were literally so pretty like the original version of one of Kira's pictures which was so gorgeous to look at and the event banners but they ai'd their asses and didnt even bother to hide it since Kira has eighteen different pairs of glasses in each picture since the ai clearly cant get that right, or develop a face that has variety. Was a big fan before they started using ai but now there is literally no point to playing this game. There were like two things going for this game and ya'll ruined one of them so yeah i'm most definitely not picking this back up. Literally pay your artist and remove the ai and this game would be golden.
Looks nice but it "energy" gates you so that you can't progress without paying real money and a lot of it.
Insane cash grab probably hoping to take advantage of teenage boys with their parent's credit cards.
I am blind and at the very beginning it seemed to me that these were all different cucumbers, eggplants and similar vegetables. It is unclear why all the farmers were women and why they were all naked. Then I put on my glasses and realized what kind of farm they had.
Honestly, I like the the high quality pictures (just pictures, no scenes or anything else notable, don't play if you're looking for anything else) this game has to offer, and the gameplay is simple yet addicting, however, that's where the good ends. I have never seen such a greedy company in all my years of gaming. Not a single micro transaction is below $4.99 USD, that wasn't necessarily so bad at first. HOWEVER, for me the straw that broke the proverbial back, was when I learned the subscription benefits are bugged! Specifically, there is a weekly and monthly "subscription" which already overpriced, don't function as intended. The weekly is ok, but don't buy more than one week at once, or you miss a free summon. And the monthly feature is bugged, it gives you an energy cap of 200, which is nice, cause this is a hentai game and who the hell can log in and use the energy points every four hours? BUT IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. You will absolutely not accrue energy points past 100 IF YOU ARE NOT LOGGED IN. So now i have to keep this game open and minimized, which isn't even offered by the game itself, have to hit ALT + Enter to do that, and I'm sure you can see why that would be an issue. I wish I knew this or read reviews before I spent a significant sum of money on this game, but I can assure you, I will not spend another dollar on this greedy publisher. I have a hard time believing the issue on one of their primary services, namely the 200 energy cap, is not an intentional way for them to milk another penny out of their customers.
There are better alternatives, don't start here.
