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Reminds me of all the good times I spent with my sister
8 votes funny
Reminds me of all the good times I spent with my sister
8 votes funny
imagine sexualising incest with underage
7 votes funny
Congratulations, Shigure!
6 votes funny
It wasn't too long ago when I was contemplating suicide by jumping off a bridge that was 40 minutes away. I had lost everything. My wife divorced me for being a deadbeat, ended up taking custody of 2 of our 3 children. 3 months later, CPS comes in and takes away my only child left anyways. I was not allowed to even see my kids for allegedly being "unstable." Not only that, but my best bud had recently passed away before I was blindsided by the divorce. I was in a dark place, and I thought that nothing could turn me away from that bridge. But as I was about to jump and take my last breath, my phone vibrates. I thought that someone finally reached out to me to see how I was doing and would talk me out of this, this was not the case. It was a notification from Steam, recommending this very game to me. I took one look at the trailer and I was sold. Suicide was no longer on my mind. I ran home and started playing right away. Getting to interact with and pet all of these different life saving cat-girls, was truly the highlight of my life. After playing this game, my life turned around. I was offered a job by an old colleague and I am making more than 10 figures a year, I have a thick ass wife who even cosplays as Coconut(from the very game that save me "Nekopara"), I don't even have to see my brainrotted ass kids anymore, and my ex-wife got super duper aids and is in critical condition. Life is sweet. I am having sexual intercourse multiple times a day with many different women, and I have even been told by many other people in public that I am a "Giga Chad King." But looking back, it's all because of this game. This game turned my life around, I don't know what it is about it, but it's like a good luck charm that also gets you sex left and right. I am no longer a "loser","deadbeat" or F ranked adventure and neither should you. Download this game and get your life straightened out.
5 votes funny
- I've been waiting for Nekopara After for so long, and it truly PEAK and it really pulled me out of mire of depression. I felt hugged and healed by Chocola, Vanilla, Azuki, Coconut, Cinnamon, and "tsu" Maple😭. Oh, and I've been waiting forever for the moment I could finally hug Shigure, huhuhu. And of course, I can't forget Fraise, who appeared in Vol. 4 and finally, finally came home and became part of the family😭! Aaaaaaaaaaa, I've waited so long for this moment!  - Thanks to NEKOPARA After, all my worries and frustrations have completely disappeared. Huhuhuhuhuh, thank you Nekopara for saving my dark life, thank you, thank you so much, NEKOPARA. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
4 votes funny
the bloodline ends with me
3 votes funny
"The charm of the naughty pâtissier is so great that even his little sister is attracted to him".
3 votes funny
If NEKOPARA(dise) isn't waiting for me in the AFTERlife, I'm not dying.
3 votes funny
So here it is—the (probably) last NEKOPARA game in the series... It's been a long and amazing journey, and I just want to say: thank you. I discovered the NEKOPARA series five years ago, and it changed my life in many ways. Every character Sayori created holds a place in my heart and will stay there forever. But there are two catgirls who are just too big for my heart to handle... Vanilla Vanilla was the catgirl who lured me into the series with her deep, beautiful blue eyes and kept me hooked with her witty and caring personality. Her sense of humor is the best thing in the world. Fraise Fraise was an unexpected discovery when she appeared in Vol. 4, and for me, she immediately outshined most of the characters. In this game, she finally gets the spotlight she truly deserves, and I can't wait to see her effulgent personality shine in full force. Thank you, Sayori. You've made my life so much brighter with your characters.
3 votes funny
I came
2 votes funny
Well, it's a single-player game, so you play with yourself & cream in lil kittens furiously. ⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⣤⣤⣄⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠁⣀⣤⣤⡀⠈⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⠋⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠙⣿ ⡿⠀⣈⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣏⡀⢻ ⡇⠀⣰⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣸⠛⠁⠛⠸⣏⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⠟⠛⠻⢿⠿⠛⠻⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠂ ⡄⠚⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠴⣿⣦⣀⣶⣿⠦⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢀ ⣧⠘⠿⣿⡿⠋⣠⣤⣤⣀⠙⣿⠉⣠⣤⣤⣄⠙⢿⣿⠿⠁⣾ ⣿⣄⡀⠀⣧⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣼⠁⠀⣠⣿ ⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿
2 votes funny
after breaking free from valve's review queue jail, a great (possibly final?) sendoff to the series is finally here! every nekopara game is great and you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't play through every single one. o7
2 votes funny
Just buying this game, increase my jail sentence.
2 votes funny

After 10 years of waiting, 5 years of development, and 39 days of getting cоckblocked by Steam, fans of the famous cat-fսcking franchise finally gets to fսck their own human little sister in this highly-anticipated series finale.

While the uncultured plebeians are looking forward to sneaking around in Russian jungles once more in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 3 remake, my naked snake will be sneaking into my little sister's hairless cave as her French cat girlfriend uses her hand to feel my meaty gear bulging up and down under my sister's belly like a giant sandworm burrowing through the dunes of Arrakis. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention you also get to bang the catgirl who was introduced in Vol 4 but had no sеx there for whatever reason? It's almost as if this game is just the stuff that should've been in Vol 4 in the first place. Sadly, not all is sunshine and roses in our little sister's baby factory. The game is just short enough to end right after the 2-hour window for Steam refunds, and the selection of H-scenes (installed through a free patch on Denpasoft's website) is incredibly lackluster compared to the ones in Vol 4. It's mostly just standard creаmpie sеx; no blowjоbs, no footjоbs, no pаizuris, no nаizuris; you can't even paint your little sister's face white because there's no facials even though there's a double handjоb scene where you spray like a fountain but not a single drop of your tеsticular vomit landed on their face. What the fսck, Sayori? Moreover, the ending is a nothingburger as per series tradition, so that might be disappointing to those who were expecting a grand finale where you are rewarded with the sight your little sister's fully pregnant belly, bloated like a cancerous tumor from bearing your incestual lovechild. But that's life, isn't it? Life isn't about going out with a bang; it's about getting to bang your underaged blood-related little sister at all along the way.
1 votes funny
"It's only good when they're blood-related!" -Yuki Suou
1 votes funny
flat chest supremacy
1 votes funny
I LOVE NEKOS AND NEKOPARA I PAT CHOCOLA AND VANILLA ALSO MILK-CHAN GOT SO BIG!
1 votes funny
Finally it released ;00
1 votes funny

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