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Sex Desert: Mad LustSex Desert: Mad Lust
A friend of mine recommended buying Mad Max. I was not deceived, the game is really interesting.
172 votes funny
A friend of mine recommended buying Mad Max. I was not deceived, the game is really interesting.
172 votes funny
I never had a girlfriend and decided to download this beautiful game. I locked myself in my room so no one would come in. The game dragged on for hours, I did not notice how my mom came into the room. Beat me for a long time. I'm writing the review from my phone, but so the game is super
80 votes funny
Great post-apocalypse, you can fuck everything that moves and everything that doesn't move. And what doesn't move, we'll fuck it too xD
34 votes funny
Positive: ✅ Hot scenes – not only the sun is scorching, but also the local ladies! The desert surroundings only add to the atmosphere of wild passion. ✅ Survival with a spicy twist – resource extraction, crafting, research ... And, of course, an unforgettable "relationship" with the inhabitants of the desert. ✅ Charismatic heroines – each girl has her own character, which makes the game look like a "Desert Harem". Minuses: ❌ The plot? What's the plot? – let's be honest, no one came here for a story, but if you were suddenly expecting an epic of the Fallout level, then I have bad news. ❌ Grind for love – to gain the favor of the ladies, you will have to work not only with your hands, but also with your mouse and keyboard. ❌ Physics? No, you haven't heard – sometimes the animations are such that it seems as if the characters are made of jelly. ⭐ Rating: 9/10
32 votes funny
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30 votes funny
The whole things feels like AI art to me. And every scene involves the MC getting --APED with an R by a woman who is holding a knife to your sausage. I've never fantasized about having a knife held to my weiner. I'm also not a big fan of women who have the legs, arms, and abs of a man. This game is a bunch of sex scenes interconnected with garbage. And the sex scenes aren't enough to hold it up on their own.
23 votes funny
ME AND MY DISCORD FRIEND WERE HAVING ESEX TO THIS GAME AND I WAS GOONING AND IT WAS OVERALL A GREAT EXPERIENCE I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN
13 votes funny
I'm actually gay, I just buy these games to make everyone think I'm normal, but I'm not... a cruel world.
9 votes funny
Honestly, I can't make any sense of what's going on. There is no indication of how the choices you make matter. There's no way to go back and make a different choice without starting over from the beginning. The game forces you to choose options for responses without any kind of explanation of what they mean, or what effect they have on the story/characters. Played for about an hour, restarted at least three times. Still can't figure out what I'm supposed to be doing. Didn't enjoy this game at all. Requested a refund.
9 votes funny
Cool atmospheric game, I really enjoyed it. I managed to overthrow the government and establish my own.
9 votes funny
Man. Sooooooooooo much dialogue back and forth and back and forth nonsensical conversations with almost zero consequences - and very little actual gameplay. Just click, click, click, click, click, click, click, forever........ "Thrones" was so much better, guys. This one is a miss for sure.
8 votes funny
The certification approved by the International Board of Sex Content. Rating: Fappable
8 votes funny
My girlfriend thought I'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had me pegged from the start. That's why you come and do everything yourself. This game helped me with that perfectly. Thanks
8 votes funny
An excellent addition to Rage 2
7 votes funny
Point and click garbage
6 votes funny
not worth the money. so much dialog and you can't actually interact with any sex scenes. i have also chosen different answers to the questions only to end up having the same story line. don't waste your time or money
6 votes funny
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5 votes funny
Its like a summer camp for adults: hot, exciting, and full of unexpected acquaintances! Who would have thought that finding water in the desert could be such an... intriguing activity? The game will definitely not let you get bored!
5 votes funny
This game got me feeling like a pimp in the desert, with all them sexy characters and wild storylines. Ain't no drought in this sex oasis, that's for sure!
4 votes funny
A game where you can get a girl off not for money, but for a few sixes and bolts, and it would be considered a good deal
4 votes funny
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4 votes funny
6/10 scenes are okay . story is okay. no roll back so you have to save at every decision. Limited of number of save availability ( limit 11 pages) . With multiple endings the limited save pages you'll be overwriting saves in no time. Can't name saves either.
3 votes funny
To people who made this game its great game i've been enjoying so far but please make patch about the save files. because i save once after spending about 5-6 hours into game and next day i go back to load it when i go to my next to do check list i can't talk to alama on rebels side theres like no dialog or anything. i am not for sure whats cause of this. also note this is load file and not fast load.
3 votes funny
It's better than mad max.
3 votes funny
Not the kind of mad max I was expecting of course, but I like it even better that way
3 votes funny

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