Hop on first server I see. Pick Wilson. Greet new friends and ask what the plan is. Just starting to build camp and get set up. I notice the camp is in the middle of a big forest. I point this out and helpfully comment on how wrong things go if a fire got out of control. "Perhaps we should relocate for the sake of safety?" "Lol don't be such a baby, make your own camp if you dont like it!" "Fine I will make my own camp! with Blackjack and Hookers! and It'll be better!" Proceed to make own camp with afformentioned Blackjack and Hookers. Few days pass. Come back home after a hard days foraging to find all my Items have been nicked. I am now royally screwed, all my materials, tools ect. gone. I know it was them. An evil plan for revenge hatches in my mind. Wait till night time. sneak over to other camp with torch in hand. Thefoolssuspectnothing.jpg They still havent removed most of the trees around their camp. Set fire to one tree. Next tree catches fire. Whole forest ablaze in a matter seconds. They all either burn to death or are torn apart by the beasts in the dark as they flee in panic. Retrieve stolen items and also pillage corpses. I am now the king of this world and none can oppose me. Feels good man. Bask in my victory for a while. "Server connection timed out" And thus was the downfall of King Wilson the terrible. 11/10 Would Commit Virtual Arson again.