In the short time I've played this I've- -Shot flames out my rear end. -Turned into a dragon. -Built a space needle to the moon. -Attended a mushroom coronation. -Murdered everyone there. -Rode a Velociraptor. -Rode a Velociraptor as a dragon. -Used the dragon baby I stole as a weapon of mass destruction. -Met up with my friends. -Raided 10,001 dungeons. -Massacred the entirety of Texas. -Killed some pirates. -Become pirates. -Got bored and killed pirates again. -Built a 5-star hotel fortress. -Stopped an evil overlord from returning from beyond the grave. -Killed a family of spiders and lizards. -Ate pie. -Got drunk. -Went to heal and died cause my flask was empty from being drunk. -Came back from the dead. -Killed those who killed me. -Teabagged thier corpses. -Saw a unicorn. -Tried to burn said unicorn. -Got &%# kicked by unicorn. -Taunted best friends for not helping me. -Profanity. -Went to the beach. -Bedazzled my nipples. -Fished. -Rage quit and lit fish on fire. -Entered Tron. -Killed Cuthulu. -Destroyed aimbot. -leveled up & got phat l3wts. -Argue over who has better gear. -Raid some more stuff. -Danced. -Danced as a dragon doing Gangnam style while my friends mudered a robot with weapons crafted from it's babies. 10/10 Would dragon dance while killing babies again. EDIT: Holy crap, 372 likes? guyz seriously I never get this much attention, hmm, guess I should write something here... Nah, thanks for the likes suckas, go see Ant-Man, a superhero that doesn't suck. EDIT 2: Well somethinbg happend and I can't see how many people are still liking this, for those of you that hung around or are just reading here's a bonus █▀▀ㅤ █ ㅤ █ㅤ █ㅤ █ㅤ▀▀█▀▀ㅤㅤ█ㅤ █ㅤ █▀▀▄ 　 ▀▀█ㅤ█▀▀█ㅤ █ㅤ █ㅤ ㅤ █ㅤㅤㅤ █ ㅤ █ㅤ █ ㅤ █ 　 ▀▀▀ㅤ▀ ㅤ▀ㅤ ▀▀▀▀ㅤㅤ ▀ㅤㅤ ㅤ ▀▀▀▀ㅤ █▀▀ 　 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ▄▀▀▄ㅤ█▀▀▄ㅤ █▀▀▄ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ█▄▄█ㅤ█ ㅤ █ㅤ█ ㅤ █ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ█ㅤ █ㅤ█ ㅤ █ㅤ█▄▄▀ ─────███────██ ──────████───███ ────────████──███ ─────────████─█████ ████████──█████████ ████████████████████ ████████████████████ █████████████████████ █████████████████████ █████████████████████ ██─────██████████████ ███────────█████████ █──█───────────████ █──────────────██ ██──────────────█────────▄███████▄ ██───███▄▄──▄▄███──────▄██$█████$██▄ ██──█▀───▀███────█───▄██$█████████$██▄ ██──█───█──██───█─█──█$█████████████$█ ██──█──────██─────█──█████████████████ ██──██────██▀█───█─────██████████████ ─█───██████──▀████───────███████████ ──────────────────█───────█████████ ─────────────▀▀████──────███████████ ────────────────█▀──────██───████▀─▀█ ────────────────▀█──────█─────▀█▀───█ ──▄▄▄▄▄▄▄────────██────█───████▀───██ ─█████████████────▀█──█───███▀──▄▄██ ─█▀██▀██▀████▀█████▀──█───██████▀─▀█ ─█────────█▄─────────██───████▀───██ ─██▄████▄──██────────██───██──▄▄▄██ ──██▄▄▄▄▄██▀─────────██──█████▀───█ ─────────███────────███████▄────███ ────────███████─────█████████████ ───────▄██████████████████████ ████████─██████████████████ ─────────██████████████ ────────███████████ ───────█████ ──────████ ─────████ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ▀▀█▀▀ㅤ█▀▀█ㅤ█ㅤ▄█ㅤ█▀▀ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ█ ㅤㅤ█▄▄█ㅤ█▀▀▄ ㅤ█▀▀ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ▀ㅤ ㅤ▀ㅤ ▀ㅤ▀ㅤㅤ▀ㅤ▀▀▀ █▀▄▀█ㅤ█ ㅤ █ㅤ ㅤ█▀▄▀█ ▄▀▀▄ █▀▀▄ █▀▀ █ ㅤ █ㅤ█ █─▀─█ㅤ█▄▄█ㅤㅤ █─▀─█ █ ㅤ █ █ ㅤ █ █▀▀ █▄▄█ㅤ█ █ㅤㅤ █ㅤ▄▄▄█ㅤ ㅤ█ㅤㅤ█ ─▀▀ ─ ▀ ㅤ ▀ ▀▀▀ ▄▄▄█ㅤ▄